Drinks
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‘If you can’t be drunk, rude and obnoxious at Christmas, then when can you?’
The Spectator
Thursday
Frozen
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Huskies
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Developer
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Michelangelo 2
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‘Michaelangelo, when I asked you to carve…’
Twitter 6
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Style
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Island 6
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Prancing
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Website
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‘You’ll find my wish list on my website — I have prioritised the presents — can you acknowledge to timmy@...’
Fuel 2
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‘If his winter fuel charges have gone up, I’m changing our energy supplier.’
Faithful
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‘We shall now sing O Come All Ye Faithful, stressing the word “all” in a sarcastic manner.’
Cold
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‘Oh, you poor things! Quick, come into the cold…’
Trumpet
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Pump
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‘A stomach pump! Just what I wanted!’
Misery
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‘What do you want to watch? Fatal Attraction or Misery?’
Haggis
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Bubblewrap
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‘Plenty of bubble-wrap, elves. People love to pop it…’
Ukip 4
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‘Brussels?’
Satnav 4
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