Willselfie
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The Spectator
Thursday
Police-Aus
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‘There’s slipping in the bath and then there’s slipping in the bath’
Number
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‘I know it’s not a good time but could I have your number?’
Police 3
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‘We need more of you on the beat.’
Press
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Easter
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‘Look at all this Christmas stuff — there’s no room for any Easter eggs.’
Drinks
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‘If you can’t be drunk, rude and obnoxious at Christmas, then when can you?’
Frozen
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Huskies
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Developer
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Michelangelo 2
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‘Michaelangelo, when I asked you to carve…’
Twitter 6
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Style
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Island 6
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Prancing
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Website
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‘You’ll find my wish list on my website — I have prioritised the presents — can you acknowledge to timmy@...’
Fuel 2
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‘If his winter fuel charges have gone up, I’m changing our energy supplier.’
Faithful
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‘We shall now sing O Come All Ye Faithful, stressing the word “all” in a sarcastic manner.’
Cold
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‘Oh, you poor things! Quick, come into the cold…’
Trumpet
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