Commute
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‘He commutes so often that now he can’t read a book any other way’
The Spectator
Thursday
Autobiography
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‘It’s always about you, isn’t it?’
Mrbond
From our UK edition
‘Ah Mr Bond, we’ve been expecting you’
Heaven
From our UK edition
‘Oh, nothing’s wrong — I just thought there would be a few more people up here.’
Date
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‘This machine measures my stress levels. If at any point this red light comes on the date is over.’
Flash
From our UK edition
Bottles
From our UK edition
‘The post’s arrived.’
Awesome
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Married
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‘You can always tell the married ones.’
Men
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Recession 2
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‘Here’s to us — we survived our first recession.’
Production
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‘The big challenge in production-line work is to avoid peaking too soon.’
Bankers 2
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‘I’ve switched bankers — this is George.’
Tagging 2
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‘Am I right in thinking that this is the first time you’ve done tagging, Gary?’
Sherlock
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‘Watson, this looks to me like a three e-pipe problem.’
Hollande
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‘I’d rather be at the Elysée Palace.’
Army
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Barrister
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Zombie
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Horse 2
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