War
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The Spectator
Thursday
Etonians
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‘It’s outrageous the way the British cabinet’s been invaded by Old Etonians.’
Attention
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‘Ignore Barry. He’s a born attention-seeker.’
Anger 2
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‘It’s the anger management counsellor — she’s furious that you missed your appointment.’
Legacy: Botox
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‘Botox means never having to show you’re sorry.’
Top
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‘By “over the top” we mean charge the enemy, not wear an extravagant costume.’
Diversity 2
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‘...yes...head of diversity...’
Silence
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‘It’s been brought to my attention that you’ve been breaking your vow of silence.’
Helpline 2
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‘Have you tried throwing it out and getting a new one?’
Takeaway
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Damn
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Women
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Holdup
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‘I can’t give you any money until it’s been approved by our members.’
Litter 2
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Ukraine
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Farage 2
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Bonus 2
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Worry
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‘I thought I’d get up early. Got a lot of worrying to get through.’
Bondage 2
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‘I’ll pay you 0 per cent extra to dress up as a nurse.’
Starter
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‘Your starter, sir.’
