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The Spectator
Wednesday
Box
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‘It’s nice, but it’s a little over our price range.’
Selfie 2
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The last selfie
Memory
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‘They’re short-term memory sticks.’
Drugs
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Wolves
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Raised by Wolves...
Licence
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‘I’ve lost interest in TV now it’s no longer a criminal offence not to have a licence.’
Bedroom
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‘Things are so bad in the bedroom department that she’s started sleeping in a shark cage.’
Marriage 3
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‘...in the top drawer on your side of the bed, you dumb schmuck!’
World
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Sleepwalk
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‘Don’t wake him up — sleepwalking is the only exercise he gets.’
Kebab
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‘I’d invite you in, but as we’ve already had sex behind the kebab van I don’t see there’s much point.’
Lanzarote
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‘This is what I was dreading — not having to fly home.’
Nanotechnology
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Right
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‘He moved to the right before he got old.’
Vacancy
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‘Apart from your generation’s over-inflated sense of self-worth, what else makes you the best candidate for this vacancy?’
Listen 2
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‘I wish you’d get a job at GCHQ — then you might actually start to listen to me.’
Spectator letters: On wind turbines, Churchill’s only exam success, and the red-trousered mayor of Bristol
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When the wind blows Sir: Clare Oxford’s piece (‘Gone with the wind turbines’, 12 April) is both timely and sad. Those who applaud the use of these infernal machines are prone to eulogise their efficiency by saying (in the same annoying, dumbed-down way in which commentators always compare the size of something with the number
Portrait of the week | 16 April 2014
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Home Nigel Evans, who had resigned as deputy speaker before being cleared of a bundle of rape and sexual assault charges against men, questioned the right of the Crown Prosecution Service to pursue cases that were ‘decades’ old and said that people should not have to spend their life savings defending themselves. Sajid Javid was
Vladimir Putin knows what he stands for. Do we?
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Possibly because his oratory is no match for his much-displayed pectoral muscles, the speeches of Vladimir Putin are seldom reported at length in the West. But as a means of understanding the manoeuvres in eastern Ukraine this week, there is no better starting point than the speech he made to the Duma when the Russian
