The Spectator

How to lose Scotland

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[audioplayer src=”http://traffic.libsyn.com/spectator/TheViewFrom22_24_April_2014_v4.mp3″ title=”James Forsyth and Alex Massie explain why we need more optimism in Scotland and Westminster” startat=1538] Listen [/audioplayer]For centuries, the possibility of Scottish independence seemed so remote as to be laughable. Until recently the nationalists seemed quixotic, rather than menacing. Now, however, we are facing the very real prospect of a ‘yes’ vote

Full text: Tony Blair’s speech on why the Middle East matters

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It is unsurprising that public opinion in the UK and elsewhere, resents the notion that we should engage with the politics of the Middle East and beyond. We have been through painful engagements in Afghanistan and Iraq. After 2008, we have had our own domestic anxieties following the financial crisis. And besides if we want

Licence

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‘I’ve lost interest in TV now it’s no longer a criminal offence not to have a licence.’

Bedroom

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‘Things are so bad in the bedroom department that she’s started sleeping in a shark cage.’

Kebab

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‘I’d invite you in, but as we’ve already had sex behind the kebab van I don’t see there’s much point.’

Vacancy

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‘Apart from your generation’s over-inflated sense of self-worth, what else makes you the best candidate for this vacancy?’

Listen 2

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‘I wish you’d get a job at GCHQ — then you might actually start to listen to me.’