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Ukip candidate Roger Helmer reckons that Farage would do a better job in the by-election campaign and defends employing an Italian citizen as his assistant Tory Robert Jenrick denies being a ‘carpetbagger’ and says he wants the UK to remain in Europe Yesterday our contributing editor Harry Cole interviewed the next MP for Newark. If the polls are
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‘Well, they’re not calling us career politicians now.’
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‘Have you tried blaming immigration for your problems?’
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‘Can I have five quid?’
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‘Those protestors are ruining the skyline.’
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‘What? Everyone else works on the train.’
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‘Remind me to nip in and get some Battenburg on the way home’
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‘Area’s on the up. Jimmy Choo and Christian Louboutin.’
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‘They got bigger boats and widened the tunnels.’
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The seven-league stilettos
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‘Meet the trouble and Steiff.’
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‘Are you sure about this? Most hens opt for a natural birth.’
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‘Dear Bono…’
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‘Is that trembling with delight — or fracking?’
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‘It’s the damned poets, sir — day and night.’
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‘When you said you wanted to live life in the fast lane, I didn’t think you meant literally.’
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Don’t condescend to us Sir: How amazing that so many politicians are surprised by the message that there is dissatisfaction with the political status quo, and that this finds expression through rejection of the established political players (‘Ukip’s triumph’, 24 May). Fortunately for them there were few elections in the rural districts, or the message