The Spectator

Cad of the year 2014: The nominations are in…

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Taki What a pity this competition is not open to members of the fairer sex. Marie Christine of Kent would make an ideal winner. Among the men, of course, we have an embarrassment of riches. Tony Blair, John Bercow, Russell Brand, Jonathan Ross, A.A. Gill, Charles Saatchi, I could go on until the next millennium. However

Fight

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‘Oh no! He’s been radicalised to go and in-fight with the Conservatives.’

Climbing

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‘The indoor climbing centre didn’t really flourish until after it was demolished.’

Cells

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‘I’m a World Cup widow — my husband said England wouldn’t win, so I stabbed him.’