The Spectator

Clean

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‘It’s time I came clean, Red Riding Hood.I’m not really your grandmother.’

Winterson

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‘Miliband always looks like a rabbit who’s just realised he’s in Jeanette Winterson’s garden.’

Reward

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‘The reward used to be food. Now it’s Facebook access for ten minutes.’

Junk

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‘Apparently it’s a standard investment portfolio for someone like me with little City experience.’