Squirrel Burger
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The Spectator
Thursday
Chilcott
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‘That’s your answer to everything, isn’t it? “When they publish the Chilcot report.” ’
Sleaze
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‘Good, great, super. Now everybody say, “sleaze”.’
Hirst
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Ppi 2
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Pet
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‘I love him as a pet — I’m just saying he is rather high-maintenance.’
Bath 4
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‘If anyone calls, I’m in the bath.’
Tesco 3
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‘Uh oh, looks like their creative accounting has crept into their special offers.’
Taxman
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Gone Girl
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‘We had a blazing row about Gone Girl, then she just disappeared.’
Cow 3
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‘Do you have to do that in public?’
Midwife
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Ukip 7
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Penguin 2
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‘Well, I think we can rule out bipolar.’
Boots
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‘These boots on the ground aren’t much of a threat, are they?’
Seaworld
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‘I’m sorry you didn’t enjoy it, sir. We should be more specifi c that it’s not a sight-recovery experience.’
Spectator letters: St Augustine and Louise Mensch, war votes and flannel
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Faith and flexibility Sir: What a contrast in your two articles on religion last week: one liberal atheist parent (Claire Stevens) concerned about her son’s turn to conservative Islam, and one conservative Catholic (Louise Mensch) determined that her children understand her unbending fidelity to the tradition. Ms Mensch’s problem is endemic throughout the western church,
Dealing with trolls the Swedish way
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How to deal with a troll In Scandinavian mythology, trolls were shady creatures who lived below ground and varied in size from giants (in Iceland) to dwarfs (in Sweden). They snatched infants and replaced them with baby trolls, or ‘changelings’, in an attempt to improve their breeding stock. They could, however, be tackled: — By
There is a way to beat Ebola (and we’re already doing it)
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There is something depressing about the fact that it has taken a sick Spanish nurse to put Ebola back on the front pages. Since the summer, some 3,400 West Africans have died, but interest in the story here had waned. So long as the disease did not make the nine-mile leap across the Straits of
Portrait of the week | 9 October 2014
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Home Alan Henning, 47, a British volunteer aid worker taken captive in Syria by Islamic State, was murdered, and footage of his death, which included an appearance by a man with an English accent nicknamed Jihadi John, was posted online. David Cameron, the Prime Minister, said: ‘We will do all we can to hunt down
