Travel Agent
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‘Were you looking for sun and relaxation or just killing people?’
The Spectator
Thursday
3D
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‘How are you getting on with your new 3D printer, dear?’
Scottish Backpack
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Scottish Highlander backpack
Malmsey
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‘He objected to Richard III’s funeral arrangements.’
Easter 3
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‘Excuse the mess — we’ve had the decorators in.’
Phone 7
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‘You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone.’
Bore 3
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Excalibore
Omg 3
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‘We wanted them to have contemporary names — this is Omg and Lol.’
Mp 3
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‘If we don’t give you any money will you stay away from our doorstep?’
Witch 3
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‘I got help to buy from a food bank.’
Mob
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‘Ooh! Nearly there. You want the Von Dorffs, up the hill to your left.’
Greek
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Granny 2
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‘Poor granny — technology has completely passed her by.’
Bore 2
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Excalibore
Tat 2
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Phone 6
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‘You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone.’
Hulahoop
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‘I don’t care if you did misread the sign — this is not a hula-hooping toilet!’
Open Sesame
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Begging 3
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‘I’m old money.’
Spectator letters: who kept us out of the euro, and how to deal with squirrels
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The referendum parties Sir: Zac Goldsmith and Sir John Major are each of them both right and wrong on the EU referendum (‘My dad saved Britain’, 28 February; Letters, 21 March). I was an MP interested in Europe, and then a PPS and minister on EU issues in the Foreign Office from 1997 to 2005,