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The Christmas issue of the Spectator is in the shops now, but if you don’t yet have a copy, here are the contents in full: Features In defence of Blairism – Tony Blair Michael Gove interviews the Archbishop of Canterbury James Forsyth and Fraser Nelson interview David Cameron Mark Clarke, Bercow, Sewel: 2016 was a vintage year for
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‘I know it’s really silly, but it makes people laugh.’
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‘For Christmas I’d like the Chilcot report.’
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‘Merry Christmas from Jeremy Corbyn, leader of the opposition — at the time of posting.’
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‘Now let’s see who’s been naughty and nice.’
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‘Looks like following a westward-leading star isn’t going to be as simple as we thought.’
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Picasso asks his models to put the decorations up
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‘Sugar tax, fatso — you pay me.’
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‘They’re from your Twitter followers.’
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‘What am I doing here? Why, this is the North Pole!’
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‘I think next year just a little more wool of bat.’
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‘That’s over for another year — we’ve passed the annual stress test.’
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‘As a junior shepherd, I refuse to attend the nativity at the weekend.’
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‘This looks like the right place.’
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‘Do you mind if some students watch while I rake in loads of money and refuse to lend you any?’
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‘Now all we need is some money.’
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‘Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!’