The Skimmer

Fisking Peston

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How to explain the King-Osborne plan to pump more cheap credit into the economy? Robert Peston gave his explanation of last week’s Mansion House speech. Here, our occasional media correspondent, The Skimmer, gives his thoughts on Peston's thoughts: Peston: The Bank is saying that, in a business-as-usual way, with no stigma attached and at a cheaper interest rate, it will provide the funds that till now it would only provide through its so-called discount window - which is where banks go to borrow in an embarrassing emergency. The Skimmer: Every other central bank in the world has been doing this as part of normal operations for five years now – this is part of the core function of a central bank.

What a coincidence…

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Ed Howker's weekend post about life in Rochdale – and The Spectator's study of welfare ghettos – has made the news today. There's a powerful spread in The Sun, with full and due attribution to the source. But the Daily Mail also ran the figures, incorrectly attributing them to the DWP. (We expressed DWP dole figures as a share of ONS population estimates. The resulting ratio only we produced.) We at The Spectator have no doubt that the Daily Mail reporter did actually visit Rochdale. It's just that her material looks as if it could have been copied from Ed's Coffee House post. Here are some coincidental overlaps: Coffee House source: "Everyone wants 'the sickness' [incapacity benefit]. Then you've really made it. You don't have to turn up for work or sign on.

Why the Daily Mail thinks a three year-old interview with Gordon Brown will change peoples’ opinions of him

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The Daily Mail has paid a small fortune to secure the rights to a dull book, which has taken three years to publish, by a minor Scottish aristocrat, who runs a jewellery business, used to sit on the Court of St Andrews University and is distantly related to the Queen through marriage to James Ogilvy, son of Angus Ogilvy and Princess Alexandra, granddaughter of George V. The Skimmer understands the first extract might appear tomorrow.   A strange waste of money from the normally astute Mail, you might think. But among the interviews in Turning Points, by Julia Ogilvy, is one with Gordon Brown (she is a friend of Sarah's) and, though it was done in 2006, there are some moving words about the death of the Browns' first child: at one point he reportedly breaks down in tears.

By inviting Ahmadienjad to deliver its alternative Christmas message Channel 4 has forfeited its right to be a public service broadcaster

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Channel 4, the so-called public-service station that brings you Big Brother and other culturally uplifting events, has really scrapped the barrel. It has a record of bringing controversial alternatives to the screen to match the Queen's annual Christmas message on the BBC and ITV but this year it has taken leave of its senses.   On the day Christians commemorate as the birth of their Saviour -- a Jew called Jesus -- Channel 4 has chosen to broadcast an "alternative" Christmas message from an anti-Semite who thinks Israel and the Jews should be swept into the sea and who sponsors conferences designed to "prove" the Holocaust is a Jewish myth.   Yes, though it beggars belief, Channel 4 asked Iran's President Ahmadinejad to give this year's alternative Christmas message.

Growing distrust of the Beeb

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Is the Beeb's reputation in tatters after Manuelgate?  Sure looks like it, if Politics Home's latest PHI5000 Index is anything to go by.  I quote from their findings: The PoliticsHome Phi5000 Public Opinion Tracker, powered by YouGov, consists of a politically balanced panel of 5000 voters across the UK who are asked their opinion on a range of issues every working day. For over six months, PoliticsHome has tracked public perception of a variety of institutions on a daily basis. Since records began, the BBC has been the country's best loved institution, with an average net approval rating of 30. The BBC’s approval rating, however, has plummeted this week as the Ross/Brand affair has dominated the media.  In just four days, it has fallen a huge 24 points to only 6..

Punishment enough?

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And so the sordid BrandRossgate (or should that be Manuelgate?) row steams on. The latest developments are the 12-week suspension of Jonathan Ross without pay and the resignation of the Radio 2 controller, Lesley Douglas, ending her 20 year career at the Beeb.  As rolling heads go, Douglas's is quite a significant one. But every resignation that isn't Ross's just focuses more and more attention on his continued employment. Despite his suspension, people will ask - and quite reasonably - why others are taking the fall for the brash talk show host. As always, it probably comes down to cash. Ross is the most expensive talent the BBC has, and one wonders whether he's too expensive to get rid of. Whoever arranged his exorbitant pay deal should be another candidate for the chop.

Just what do the BBC executives intend to do?

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The BBC's response to the Brand-Ross row has been pathetic. It's now been rumbling for around 48 hours yet by late afternoon Tuesday not a single BBC executive has raised his or her head above the parapet. But the quangocracy has trundled into action. The BBC Trust says it wants an explanation while Ofcom has started an investigation. The quangos would be unnecessary if BBC management did its job. First, a senior executive, preferably the director-general himself, Mark Thompson, should apologise to Andrew Sachs, the 76-year-old actor on whose answering machine Brand-Ross left their offensive remarks (also broadcast to 2m people); he should also apologise to license-payers for a lamentable lapse in standards.

Who does Brown think he is?

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Is our Great Leader getting delusions of grandeur? He told the BBC earlier today that "We've had some success in getting the price of oil down ..." So not only is Gordon Brown "leading the world" in bank bailouts and moving markets as he does so (mainly downwards, sadly), but now he (who even uses the royal "we") thinks he controls the price of oil.   It is, of course, an absurd conceit. G Brown no more controls oil prices than he does the movement of the planets. Oil prices have tumbled (to as low as $80 today) because the markets (and now the IMF) think we're heading for a serious global recession, during which the demand for oil will fall (that's why Opec members are already scrambling to cut production, to stop prices falling further).

Green confusion at the Guardian

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Do folks at The Guardian not speak to each other? We've always known the place had a pretty poisonous atmosphere, but don't they ever compare notes? This morning, left-wing harpie columnist Jackie Ashley writes this:  "Cameron has simply ditched his green agenda. On green taxes, persuading people to turn from cars and cheap air travel and even on issues like airport expansion and nuclear power, they have gone silent.

Ofcom justice: fine the victims

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So Ofcom has fined the BBC £400,000 for multiple fiddles of its various fake phone-in competitions. That would make sense if Director-General Mark Thompson and his bloated boss class at the Beeb had to pay the fine from their over-paid salaries. Or if Ofcom had instructed them to hand over the incredible and unjustified bonuses they've just paid themselves (which would come to a lot more than £400,000). Or if those directly responsible for the malpractices were forced to cough up from their own pockets. But none of that is going to happen. Instead, it's the poor bloody licence-payer who'll have to stump up. But hold on! Wasn't it the licence-payer who was on the receiving end of all the BBC's sleights of hand in the first place? Surely it was the viewers who were cheated.

Pink nonsense

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It looks like Gordon Brown broke into The Financial Times last night and wrote its second leader – which is a summary of all Labour’s clichéd attack points, strikingly unworthy of the newspaper’s normally excellent comment pages. It reads like Brown’s more awkward moments in PMQs.  Here are a few examples.  “The Tories have given the impression they are opposed to the abolition of the 10p tax rate, without pledging to reinstate it. They are against raising vehicle excise duty on older cars without saying what they would do to plug the gap in tax receipts.” Demanding the Tories propose a specific tax hike for every tax they propose to cut is a Labour tactic and it is strange to see the FT joining in.

Murdoch steps down from the fight

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In the end Rupert Murdoch decided he didn't want a fight with the Tories after all, so he pulled the plug on Kelvin MacKenzie's bid to give David Davis a run for his money in the upcoming by-election. The whole plan had been conceived as a terrific wheeze at the 40th birthday party of Sun editor Rebekah Wade. Murdoch was in cavalier form and said to MacKenzie, his favourite former Sun editor, that he would bankroll a MacKenzie bid to ensure that Davis was given a real fight. MacKenzie was much taken with the idea and beetled round to BBC1's This Week, where he told Andrew Neil the news on air. But, in the cold light of dawn, Murdoch was having second thoughts. Murdoch has no great love for David Cameron or the Cameroon Tories.

42-days: the fallout

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The point of all those bribes was so Gordon Brown could wake up to headlines after the 42 days vote saying "principled Prime Minister holds firm to his principles and wins a knife-edge gamble." Instead, he is today pilloried - and most harshly by his own side. "Desperate Brown scrapes through" says the Guardian, quoting Dianne Abbott saying it was a “grubby bazaar”. Just how grubby is shown by the Daily Mail which names those concessions. “Winner or Loser?” asks The Independent’s front page and editorial argues for the latter (“A victory that only exposes Mr Brown’s weakness”). The Mirror’s spread says simply “Day of Shame”.

“Madrassa Guardian”

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Time was when the Guardian was the favourite British newspaper of the Indian elite because of its historic support for Indian independence and its generally liberal-left collectivist outlook, which coincided with the ideology of India's post-colonial governing classes until only recently (then they ditched socialist planning and the Indian economy is now growing at an unprecedented 9% a year as a result).   But the Guardian, it seems, is no longer the apple of New Delhi's eye. Consider this from the venerable Times of India on Saturday: "The Guardian is far to the Left of not just the Tories but also of New Labour, the paper's constituency seemingly that of the "Londonistan" of mullahs and minarets.

The Beeb’s anti-Thatcherism

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What is it with the BBC and Margaret Thatcher? Britain's leading public-service broadcaster never seems to miss an opportunity to do her down, especially in its dramatic depictions, which regularly demean and disparage her and her record. Not content with having a library full of anti-Thatcher footage, the excellent First Post Daily website reports that the Beeb is producing another two dramatic tilts at her. The first is called simply "Margaret". According to First Post Daily "it portrays Lady T, who is now 82, as a humourless obsessive." The second film, called "Mrs Thatcher, The Long Walk to Finchley", deals with her early life. According to First Post Daily "the director, Tony Saint, has already had to drop one scene, in which the young Margaret used the F-word.

A tale of two wives

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The Skimmer is genuinely puzzled and needs the help of Coffee Housers. A story appeared on 5th April about a Scottish Muslim called Mohammed Anwar who was clocked doing 64mph in a 30-mile zone in Glasgow -- but kept his licence because he said he needed to be able to continue driving to visit his TWO wives, who lived some miles apart, on alternative nights.   At first, The Skimmer thought this was an April Fool -- and a jolly good one. Then it was noticed that the dateline was 5th April -- and that several papers carried it. Nor has a google search found any retractions/corrections.

Brain dead liberals

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 The reaction from the liberal-left to David Mamet's confession that he is no longer a "brain-dead liberal" has been strangely muted -- and often hilariously ludicrous. The most priceless piece of bien pensant thinking comes, naturally, from Michael Billington, the Guardian's tedious, right-on theatre critic.   "I am depressed to read that David Mamet has swung to the right," says the poor dear. "What worries me is the effect on his talent of locking himself into a rigid ideological position."   Let's just unravel the massive self-regarding hypocrisy behind that statement. As long as Mamet was writing plays from Billington's liberal-left perspective, he was a beacon of free-thinking insight and judgement.

Rallying point | 18 March 2008

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With the FTSE100 soaring 191 points and Dow Jones up 321 points, what are the odds that tomorrow’s front pages will have headlines of “markets rally”, the same way they announced yesterday’s plunges?

So Conway’s punished, but not by the BBC…

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So farewell, then, Derek Conway. You will not be missed. But his departure is no thanks to BBC Radio 4's Today programme. Tory MP Roger Gale was put in to bat for Conway yesterday morning and Caroline Quinn (or was it Sarah Montague -- it's quite hard to tell the difference) was such a soft touch that listeners could be forgiven for thinking that Conway had some right on his side. Gale, a thoroughly unpleasant and bitter man, steam-rolled over her and Quinn/Montague was too poorly briefed to deal with him. It needed somebody equally unpleasant and solipsistic to deal with Gale -- where was John Humphries when he was needed?

All the news that’s not fit to print

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As the weekly news cycle comes to an end and darkness descends on a gloomy Friday, there are two great news stories doing the rounds, neither of which the great British media can report. One involves a famous broadcaster and his love child by another journalist and is covered by an injunction. The other is covered by a D-Notice. Good to live in a free country, isn't it? PS The Skimmer has also heard of another famous broadcaster (who doesn't have a love child, as far as we know) who was so hung over from celebrations the night before that he failed to make a scheduled morning interview with the Prime Minister. No doubt that's covered by an injunction AND a D notice!