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One might expect politics to showcase quality over quantity but this isn't always necessarily the case. Take the curious example of Liberal Democrat politician Max Wilkinson, who was one of the party’s 72 MPs voted into parliament in July’s national poll. In a notable move, the new MP for Cheltenham ousted Lord Chancellor Alex Chalk in the general election – removing the former justice secretary from his seat by 7,200 votes. But is Wilkinson living up to his constituents’ expectations? Possibly – if they happen to find themselves particularly concerned with, um, the Wiggles.

It's the first day back in parliament after recess and already Labour splits are starting to emerge. Now it transpires that the party's MP for Poole, Neil Duncan-Jordan, has tabled an early day motion to delay the changes to the winter fuel allowance – which his government controversially plans to means test. In order to plug the £22bn blackhole in the UK's finances, Chancellor Rachel Reeves has said that 'incredibly tough choices' will have to be made – yet the prospect of 10 million pensioners missing out on the winter payment has ruffled feathers, given Sir Keir's lefty lot curiously managed to find enough cash to fund public sector pay rises...

As the SNP conference weekend kicks off, another Scottish story is starting to take shape. It has emerged that detectives north of the border are now investigating allegations that a senior civil servant gave a false statement under oath to an inquiry into sexual misconduct allegations involving Alex Salmond. Edinburgh's Court of Session was informed today that Police Scotland is now looking into the Scottish government's head of cabinet, parliament and governance, James Hynd, as part of the investigation entitled Operation Broadcroft. Good heavens... Ex-SNP leader Salmond is taking legal action agains the Scottish government – with the former FM alleging 'malfeasance' by civil servants and seeking 'significant damages'.

Keir Starmer wasted no time on entering 10 Downing Street in appointing his cabinet that same day. But taking longer are the junior ministerial posts – some still vacant – and the appointment of special advisers. Such aides often get a bad rep around Westminster, thanks, in part to the mythology of The Thick Of It. But they play a key role in government, with some even wielding more power than the average minister. As is often the case with plum jobs, demand outweighs supply, with too few posts to share around the Starmtroopers. Here are the appointments so far: Sue Gray – Chief of Staff. Keir’s all powerful pick from the civil service was nailed on for this job.

It's the Tory race on everyone's lips. No, not the battle to be the next party leader but rather the contest to chair the Conservatives' National Convention. The body effectively serves as the parliament of the voluntary party and is contested annually, with chairmen elected for three year terms and subject to re-selection every year. Some 850-odd association chairmen and various bigwigs vote to decide which of their number takes the prize. But with voting opening tomorrow, this time there is actually something of a contest for the role. Former Hackney candidate Joanna Reeves has thrown her hat in the ring, pitching herself as an outsider railing against the 'failed' status quo. She is up against Julian Ellacott, one of the incumbent Vice Presidents of the National Convention.

Congratulations to the artist formerly known as Lorraine Kelly, for taking the gong for this weekend's most tasteless media appearance. Having repeatedly failed to turn up to host her own show on ITV, the self-styled 'chatty persona' decided to take a turn on a rival channel, pitching up to Times Radio on Saturday for an interview on – what else? – her travel plans. The Scottish sage moaned to host Hugo Rifkind about the 'awful' post-Brexit queues, declaring that 'people were lied to' and 'didn't know' what they voted for in the 2016 EU referendum. 'I'm fed up with going away to Europe and kind of apologising, you feel embarrassed' she added. But it was what followed which really distinguished Kelly from the standard Remainer fare.

Oh dear. Tory leadership candidate Tom Tugendhat has been rather excited about all the support he's received from his counterparts north of the border. So far almost a third of the 31 Scottish Conservative MSPs have backed Tugendhat – and in his excitement to announce his latest supporters, the Tory contender's team accidentally, um, fabricated one. Details, details... Tugendhat's lot put out a press release this morning celebrating two of his newest endorsements, only it quickly transpired that one of the politicians in question didn't actually exist. Alexander Brown is not actually a serving MSP – despite multiple references to the unknown politician.