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The SNP's 90th party conference has finally wrapped up in Scotland, after the Nats spent a long weekend discussing their flailing party's fortunes. Support for the party has been on the decline since the pandemic, with its latest leader John Swinney presiding over a rather disastrous general election result that saw his party left with just nine seats. And now, in a bid to stop the 'fragmentation' of the nationalist movement, some in his group have even suggested breaking bread with their rivals... Pete Wishart, the SNP's longest-serving MP and former Runrig band member, made the rather curious suggestion at the weekend that his group should work with former first minister Alex Salmond's Alba party – despite it saying 'really awful' things.

As the SNP conference weekend kicks off, another Scottish story is starting to take shape. It has emerged that detectives north of the border are now investigating allegations that a senior civil servant gave a false statement under oath to an inquiry into sexual misconduct allegations involving Alex Salmond. Edinburgh's Court of Session was informed today that Police Scotland is now looking into the Scottish government's head of cabinet, parliament and governance, James Hynd, as part of the investigation entitled Operation Broadcroft. Good heavens... Ex-SNP leader Salmond is taking legal action agains the Scottish government – with the former FM alleging 'malfeasance' by civil servants and seeking 'significant damages'.

Keir Starmer wasted no time on entering 10 Downing Street in appointing his cabinet that same day. But taking longer are the junior ministerial posts – some still vacant – and the appointment of special advisers. Such aides often get a bad rep around Westminster, thanks, in part to the mythology of The Thick Of It. But they play a key role in government, with some even wielding more power than the average minister. As is often the case with plum jobs, demand outweighs supply, with too few posts to share around the Starmtroopers. Here are the appointments so far: Sue Gray – Chief of Staff. Keir’s all powerful pick from the civil service was nailed on for this job.

It's the Tory race on everyone's lips. No, not the battle to be the next party leader but rather the contest to chair the Conservatives' National Convention. The body effectively serves as the parliament of the voluntary party and is contested annually, with chairmen elected for three year terms and subject to re-selection every year. Some 850-odd association chairmen and various bigwigs vote to decide which of their number takes the prize. But with voting opening tomorrow, this time there is actually something of a contest for the role. Former Hackney candidate Joanna Reeves has thrown her hat in the ring, pitching herself as an outsider railing against the 'failed' status quo. She is up against Julian Ellacott, one of the incumbent Vice Presidents of the National Convention.

Congratulations to the artist formerly known as Lorraine Kelly, for taking the gong for this weekend's most tasteless media appearance. Having repeatedly failed to turn up to host her own show on ITV, the self-styled 'chatty persona' decided to take a turn on a rival channel, pitching up to Times Radio on Saturday for an interview on – what else? – her travel plans. The Scottish sage moaned to host Hugo Rifkind about the 'awful' post-Brexit queues, declaring that 'people were lied to' and 'didn't know' what they voted for in the 2016 EU referendum. 'I'm fed up with going away to Europe and kind of apologising, you feel embarrassed' she added. But it was what followed which really distinguished Kelly from the standard Remainer fare.

Oh dear. Tory leadership candidate Tom Tugendhat has been rather excited about all the support he's received from his counterparts north of the border. So far almost a third of the 31 Scottish Conservative MSPs have backed Tugendhat – and in his excitement to announce his latest supporters, the Tory contender's team accidentally, um, fabricated one. Details, details... Tugendhat's lot put out a press release this morning celebrating two of his newest endorsements, only it quickly transpired that one of the politicians in question didn't actually exist. Alexander Brown is not actually a serving MSP – despite multiple references to the unknown politician.

Oh dear. It seems that all is not well in Leeds. Former Tory MP for Leeds South West and Morley, Dame Andrea Jenkyns, has taken to Facebook today to slam the ‘insensitivity’ of the constituency’s new MP, Labour’s Mark Sewards. It seems that cross-party relations are only, er, souring… Jenkyns slammed her ‘classless’ successor for ‘gloating’ about his success, claiming he not only messaged her days after she lost her seat about office space, but actually turned up at her office and ‘upset’ her staff. Taking to social media to vent, Jenkyns fumed: Today, my office manager has just rang me, Sewards has visited my office, my team are still there working on the casework handover.