Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

BBC execs fail to see the funny side of Dame Edna’s Jeremy Corbyn joke

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Oh dear. After Nick Robinson declared that he was on a mission to tackle anti-Corbyn bias in the BBC's political coverage, it appears some brains at Broadcasting House may be taking his sentiment a little too far. It now seems that there is also an anti-Corbyn bashing rule when it comes to satire. Barry Humphries -- who is well-known for playing his comic creation Dame Edna Everage -- has revealed in an interview with the Radio Times the difficulties he encountered when in discussions with the Beeb about appearing on Michael McIntyre’s Christmas show as Dame Edna. Humphries suggested he could do a joke about the man of the moment: Jeremy Corbyn.

Jeremy Corbyn puts hacks on the naughty step

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When Jeremy Corbyn formed his Shadow Cabinet after he was voted in as Labour leader, he soon became the subject of much mockery in the media. This wasn't so much because of his appointments, but because his late night discussions about who to appoint were overheard by loitering hacks who then published the private discussions. This even included the conclusion from Team Corbyn that they were 'taking a fair amount of s--- out there' regarding the lack of women in senior positions. With Corbyn's much-hyped -- and much-briefed -- 'revenge reshuffle' seemingly now on, Mr S is pleased to hear that he has learnt from his past mistakes. The Labour leader has just ushered a number of loitering lobby hacks from outside of his office, politely asking them to move somewhere else.

Leave.EU camp stir tensions with Douglas Carswell assassination jibe

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Although the first rule of spin doctoring is to never become the story, Leave.EU's Andy Wigmore appears to be taking the Alastair Campbell approach when it comes to managing the campaign's comms. After the Mail on Sunday revealed that Nigel Farage may have been the victim of an assassination attempt -- after a wheel on his Volvo fell off his car in suspicious circumstances while he was driving on a motorway -- Wigmore took to Twitter to mischievously suggest the culprit could be Douglas Carswell given his strained relationship with the Ukip leader: https://twitter.com/andywigmore/status/683656614537203712 Alas given the strained relationship that exists between the Leave.

Is the dream over? Team Corbyn gives Jeremy’s economic guru the ‘cold shoulder’

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Back in August -- after much anticipation -- Jeremy Corbyn finally revealed some of his economic policies to the world. His policies -- also known as 'Corbynomics' -- took inspiration from the tax expert Richard Murphy's blog. While several of the ideas -- which included reclaiming the £120bn 'tax gap' and quantitative easing -- were described as 'starry-eyed, hard left' policies by Labour's Chris Leslie, Corbyn was not put off. The Labour leader invited Murphy -- who is not a party member -- to Labour conference. In fact, Murphy even thought at one point that he was in line for a role in the Labour Treasury team. Alas the dream appears to have come to an abrupt end.

The ten worst UN moments of 2015

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While a new year can mean new beginnings, Steerpike would hate for anyone to forget some of 2015's more 'interesting' incidents. So Mr S thanks the Geneva-based UN Watch for the following list which highlights the ten worst moments of 2015 when it comes to the United Nations: 10. Iran elected to UN Women Executive Board 'Electing the Iranian regime to the UN women’s rights board is like making a pyromaniac into the town fire chief,' said UN Watch executive director Hillel Neuer. 9. Genocide warnings aside, Burundi wins seat on UN Human Rights Council Although a 2010 Transparency International report named Burundi as East Africa's most corrupt country, the country won a seat on the UN Human Rights Council. 8.

Miriam González Durántez’s Theresa May interview misses the mark on Today

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This week the Today show is being edited by a selection of guests including Sir Bradley Wiggins, Lord Browne and the architect David Adjaye. The Welsh actor Michael Sheen kicked proceedings off on Monday when he managed to upset a number of flood victims as he dismissed calls to cut foreign aid in order to spend more on flood defences at home as a'false dichotomy'. Today it was the turn of Miriam González Durántez -- the high-flying lawyer who is married to Nick Clegg -- to take the helm. Durántez -- who had presenters in a spin last week over whether it was okay to refer to her as Nick Clegg's wife -- gave her edit a distinctly feminist focus as she looked at topics that touch on the Inspiring Women campaign she runs.

Momentum in a pickle over its ‘Huddersfield branch’

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In recent months both Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell have defended the Momentum group from criticism. Created as a result of Corbyn's leadership campaign, the grassroots movement aims to organise activists in towns and cities in order to create a mass movement for the Labour leader. Despite this, the far-left group has repeatedly been accused of being linked to deselection threats against centre-left Labour MPs. However, it seems that Momentum's biggest problem may actually be learning to control its supporters.

The Queen crops Charles out of her Christmas message

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The Queen always judges her Christmas message perfectly – and today was no exception. As she knows, her subjects are mad keen on Kate & Wills. So she spent the longest chunk of her piece-to-camera with a picture of them, plus kids, facing the camera. To justify that, she flashed a small shot of Charles & Camilla beforehand – it didn’t last more than a few seconds. After that box was ticked, the camera zoomed in so the two of them slipped out of shot and we were just left with the five most popular royal figures in full view. Deftly done, your majesty.

Watch: John Redwood’s Brexit-themed Christmas fairytale

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It's nearly Christmas. That means it's the time for carols, goodwill to all men and... leaving the EU -- that's according to the Bow Group anyway. The conservative think tank have released their traditional 'Bow Group Christmas Fairytale' read by John Redwood, the MP for Wokingham. This year it has a Brexit theme: 'Red Riding Hood -- a very modern fairytale of life in the European woods.' And who takes on the role of the big bad wolf? Well, Mr EU of course.

Friends reunited: David Cameron makes a return to the Murdoch party scene

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During the general election campaign, David Cameron's close relationship with Rupert Murdoch and Rebekah Brooks was regularly used as a whacking stick against him by his opponents. However, with a Tory majority now won, the Prime Minister appears to have few qualms about socialising with the media mogul once again. On Monday night the Prime Minister attended an intimate Christmas drinks bash at his old pal Murdoch's St James's flat. With the phone hacking scandal -- and consequent Leveson inquiry -- now far behind Murdoch, Cameron joined other Cabinet Ministers including John Whittingdale and George Osborne to raise a toast. At the event, the Guardian reports that Cameron was also joined by his old friend Rebekah Brooks.

Is John Humphrys turning into a ‘patronising old duffer’?

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This morning Today show presenters Justin Webb and John Humphrys found themselves under fire after they listed the guest editors that will be taking control of the show as of next week. When it came to name Miriam González Durántez's upcoming slot, Webb said: 'you'll hear from the lawyer Miriam González, also of course Nick Clegg's wife'. A number of bothered listeners were quick to complain online that she was the only guest editor to be described in relation to her partner. While one could argue that González first came to the media's attention through her politician husband, this is not the first time the Today presenters have been criticised over their attitude to women.

Jeremy Corbyn flirts with a return to Labour for George Galloway

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The loudest cheers to emerge from a PLP meeting since Jeremy Corbyn rose to power came after the Labour MP Jess Phillips called for George Galloway to never be allowed to re-join Labour. The sentiment was later reinforced in an editorial by Dawn Butler -- who helped Corbyn get on the ballot slip -- where she wrote that Corbyn had told her he was not in favour of letting his old comrade Galloway back in. So Mr S can't help but wonder whether both Butler and Phillips will be disappointed to read comments made by Corbyn in an interview with the Huffington Post. When asked whether he would like to have Galloway -- who was expelled in 2003 following his outspoken comments on the Iraq war -- back in the Labour party, Corbyn refrains from siding with his female colleagues.

Christmas cheer in short supply at Ukip HQ

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As MPs and staff depart Westminster to begin their Christmas break, spare a thought for those at Ukip HQ who have found their party on the brink of civil war today after Douglas Carswell called for Nigel Farage to be replaced with a new leader. What's more, if that wasn't enough to dampen the festive spirit for Kippers, Steerpike understands that they have further reason for woe. After a testing year for the party which saw disappointing election results and financial difficulties, they have been dealt the ultimate blow: no Christmas staff party.

Watch: Jacob Rees-Mogg teaches David Dimbleby a lesson over Eton jibe

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Last night David Dimbleby was joined on Question Time by a panel comprised of Jacob Rees-Mogg, Piers Morgan, Emily Thornberry, Mark Reckless and Hannah Bardell. As talk turned to the prospect of Heathrow expansion, Rees-Mogg -- who supports the plans -- said that for all the fuss about noise caused by planes, he had suffered few problems with this when he lived near Slough. At which point Dimbleby couldn't help but interrupt and change the topic -- asking if this had been when the Tory MP attended Eton. Alas for all of Dimbleby's wit, the BBC presenter -- who attended Charterhouse -- received a reply that he had not been expecting.

Merry Christmas: a sponsored message from your MP

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MPs have done their best this year to make their Christmas cards stand out. To do this, Nigel Evans opted to make himself the centre of attention, while Jeremy Corbyn managed to catch the Daily Mail's attention with a picture of some snow-covered bicycles. However, one such card has caught Mr S's attention for a rather different reason than any of the above. Suella Fernandes -- the MP for Fareham -- has sent out a card which contains an extra message. Only it's not from the Tory politician -- or her staff -- instead it's from the official sponsor of her 2015 Christmas cards!

Peace in our time? Jeremy Corbyn befriends hacks at Labour Christmas bash

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It's safe to say that Jeremy Corbyn's relationship with the mainstream media (MSM) can hardly be described as a harmonious meeting of minds. In fact, ever since Corbyn was elected as Labour leader he has regularly hit out at the MSM, even finding time in his conference speech to name and shame certain publications for their coverage of his campaign. So hacks gathered at Labour's HQ for his Christmas press drinks with a degree of trepidation. While David Cameron's press drinks the day before had included a range of hot restaurant-style canapés for guests, Labour staffers took a more relaxed approach offering popcorn and clementines.

Jeremy Hunt makes peace with James Naughtie

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Today marked James Naughtie's last day in the presenting chair on Today after 21 years. To honour his time as a presenter on the programme, John Humphrys played some of his highlights from over the years, before asking Naughtie to recall the parts of his job that he did not enjoy. The Scottish presenter responded by referring to his now infamous Jeremy Hunt gaffe in 2010, which saw Naughtie's introduction to an interview with the then Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt go disastrously wrong when he mispronounced his name. Naughtie ended up saying 'c--t' instead of Hunt: 'Things I haven't enjoyed? Oh, getting things wrong. I can't remember who the Culture Secretary is at the moment but anyway.' https://www.youtube.com/watch?

Sarah Vine reveals her Christmas wish: separate bedrooms

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Buying a present for a loved one at Christmas can be a difficult and time-consuming task, so luckily Sarah Vine has made her husband Michael Gove's job easy thanks to her column in today's Daily Mail. In a piece entitled 'Sorry chaps but women love sleep FAR more than sex!', Vine -- who says that there are 'vast chunks of a woman’s life when surrendering to the pillow and duvet is infinitely more enticing a prospect' than sex -- argues that men should refrain from purchasing sexy lingerie for their partners in favour of comfortable pyjamas: 'She’ll get a good night’s sleep in their cocooning embrace (especially if you disappear to the spare room) and then . . . well, who knows?

Watch: Tory MP’s ‘deleted’ video outburst over fake death threat

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Since Lucy Allan was accused of faking her own death threat online, the Tory MP has gone underground -- deleting her Twitter and changing her privacy settings on Facebook. Last night she made a brief return to social media in order to release a statement with an accompanying video. In this, she opted not to apologise for adding the words 'unless you die' to a constituent's letter. Instead she chose to blame the whole fiasco on activists who were unhappy she was elected. 'Last week was without doubt the weirdest of my political life so far. It was never about my use of social media.

Coffee Shots: Merry Christmas from Jeremy Corbyn

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It's happened. Jeremy Corbyn has released his annual Christmas card. The Labour leader has refrained from following the traditional MP format by including a photo of himself on the card -- and has instead opted for a picture of some snow-covered bicycles: While Corbyn should be congratulated on managing to use the C-word this time around, it's fair to say that the photo isn't the most cheery effort around. Still, at least he has managed to push his green credentials.