Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Guardian fails to get in the Christmas spirit

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In the past year, the Guardian has declared tea-drinkers to possess ‘the worst possible English trait, up there with colonialism‘, HP sauce as the condiment of the establishment, street parties to be ‘a front for a middle-class nationalism that celebrates austerity’, and sunday roasts to 'evoke received memories of oppression and an enslaved work force’. So, perhaps it shouldn't come as a surprise that the publication isn't big on Christmas either. As the nation prepares to drink and eat its body weight in mulled wine, roast turkey and mince pies, over at the Grauniad hacks are adopting a Scrooge-esque tone with regards to yuletide.

Jeremy Corbyn unveils his Christmas card

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Last year it was a bicycle, this year it's a dove. Yes, Jeremy Corbyn has refrained from using a photo of himself for Labour's annual Christmas card for a second year: However with May, too, opting for an illustration, Mr S is beginning to miss the Cameron and Miliband years.

Handbags at dawn in Downing Street

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It's handbags at dawn over in Downing Street. Last week, Nicky Morgan used an interview with the Times to criticise Theresa May for wearing trousers costing nearly £1,000 while claiming to be in touch with the 'JAMs'. The former education secretary said that she herself had never spent that much on anything 'apart from my wedding dress’. Now Morgan has found herself the persona non grata -- once again -- with No. 10. The former education secretary has been banned from entering 10 Downing Street, with May's Chief of Staff Fiona Hill breaking the news in a text referring to Morgan as 'that woman'. However, it looks as though there is a second reason Morgan is on shaky ground.

Lib Dems’ new marketing strategy

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During the coalition years, Lib Dem conferences were well-attended events with many businesses, too, opting to exhibit. However, since the party went from 57 seats to eight in the 2015 general election, they have struggled to maintain their allure. So, perhaps brains at Lib Dem HQ can be forgiven for attempting to capitalise on Sarah Olney winning the Richmond Park by-election. The party is now marketing its upcoming Spring Conference with the line: 'Come and Meet our New MP'. Alas Mr S suspects it may take more than one new MP to put the party back on the map.

Jeremy Corbyn faces protest over Russia during human rights speech

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Oh dear. Today Jeremy Corbyn tried to move the conversation from Labour's bad polling to human rights, with a speech to mark International Human Rights Day. However, while Corbyn wished to speak about championing women's rights across the world, Peter Tatchell and anti-war campaigners had other ideas. As the Labour leader spoke at Methodist Central Hall, Tatchell interrupted to accuse of Corbyn of not doing enough to condemn the actions of Russia in Syria: https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/807537203018510336 'What is happening in Aleppo is a modern-day Guernica. We haven’t heard the leader of the Labour party speak out enough to demand UK air drops to besieged civilians who are dying in their thousands.

Theresa May makes Christmas look like child’s play

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Although David Cameron tended to put a photo of himself and his wife Samantha on the front of his Christmas cards during his tenure as prime minister, Theresa May takes a different approach. Today the Prime Minister has released her official Christmas cards for 2016. Following her annual tradition as Maidenhead MP, May has chosen cards designed by children in her constituency: However, Mr S is concerned that one of the cards could only add fuel to the fire in the ongoing turf war between Larry the No. 10 cat and Palmerston, the Foreign Office cat. Given that Larry is a tabby cat, it looks as though Palmerston is the feline to make the cut this year...

Theresa May vs Whitehall – round II

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Theresa May, you may have read, is fed up with obsequious civil-servants and their ticky-box ways. 'From the officials' point of view, what they owe to the minister, and what the minister expects, is the best possible advice,' she tells Fraser Nelson and James Forsyth in The Spectator Christmas issue. ‘Don't try to tell me what you think I want to hear,' she added. 'I want your advice, I want the options. Then politicians make the decisions.’ Sound stuff, I’m sure you’ll agree. The trouble is, civil servants who’ve dealt with May suggest the Prime Minister doesn't practise what she's preaching. 'Theresa May is more the type who says "Who was that person in the meeting who said something I didn’t agree with?

Bill Cash teaches Ken Clarke a lesson at Brexit debate

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In today's Article 50 debate, MPs from across the House offered their two cents worth on what Brexit means. However, one Remain MP got more than they bargained for when they sparred with Brexiteer Bill Cash in the Chamber. After Cash argued that the vote for Leave was perfectly clear, Ken Clarke intervened with a counter argument. The Tory grandee accused Cash of double standards over referendums. Pointing to the 1975 referendum on Europe, Clarke said that Cash had argued that referendum was 'purely advisory': 'He will recall, he and I took part in a referendum in the 1970s when he was no doubt saddened to find he was on the losing side.

Watch: Steve Baker wages war on BBC at PMQs

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Although the BBC has traditionally been accused of showing anti-Conservative bias, since Jeremy Corbyn's election as Labour leader the party has found itself waging war with the Beeb on numerous occasions. However, today Steve Baker swung it back to the Tories. The Brexit-backing backbencher used a question at PMQs to accuse the BBC of breaking its charter obligations by trying to 'create problems for the government': 'I'm sure my honourable friend will be astonished if not aghast to learn that a succession of journalists from the BBC have contacted me seeking to create to manufacture stories of backbench rebellion on the issue of the EU.

Nigel Evans’ Trump card for Christmas

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Christmas doesn't start until Nigel Evans sends out his annual card.  This year's is no exception, with the Conservative MP'S 2016 offering as modest as ever. He has, however, decided to share the spotlight with another man this time around. Step forward Donald Trump. Perhaps Evans could help No. 10 forge ties with the president-elect should Farage's offer fail to appeal.

Ukip struggle to get their message across in Sleaford by-election

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Here we go again. As Paul Nuttall tries to prove that Ukip is a professional party on the path to electoral success, he may wish to have a word with his party's campaigns team. With Ukip fielding a candidate in the Sleaford and North Hykeham by-election, Nigel Farage headed there today to do some broadcast in support of his party. Alas, the campaign banner he stood behind had a glaring error. It read 'Hykenham' rather than 'Hykeham'. In future, Mr S suspects it's worth double checking the spelling of the constituency before printing the campaign merchandise.

Will Theresa May take her mansplaining mission to Bahrain?

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Last month, word began to spread around Whitehall that the Prime Minister would not take kindly to any 'mansplaining' -- after No 10 took umbrage at male politicians, officials, diplomats and journalists talking over, patronising or failing to listen to May. As the Times revealed, the row was triggered after Sir Mark Lyall Grant, the national security adviser, managed to do at least one of the above during a visit to Downing Street. So, Mr S can't help but wonder how exactly May is going to get on on her upcoming visit to the Gulf region. On her two-day trip to Bahrain, May will become the first female politician to attend the six-nation Gulf Co-operation Council.

Westminster fashion police turn on Theresa May

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Claws out in Westminster. Since Theresa May was appointed Prime Minister, several of her one-time cabinet colleagues have taken issue with her government's Brexit stance. After May sacked Nicky Morgan as education secretary, Morgan has become a key member of the post-Brexit awkward squad -- regularly voicing criticism of the PM. Over the weekend, the pair's relationship took another turn for the worse. In an interview with the Times, Morgan made a dig at May over a £1,000 pair of leather trousers the Prime Minister had worn in a photoshoot for the paper the week before.

Nick Clegg loses his enthusiasm for a Lib Dem rebrand

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In 2011, when the Liberal Democrats’ poll ratings had fallen to 10 per cent, Nick Clegg ordered a rebranding exercise, even looking at whether the party's name should be changed to distance the Lib Dems from their betrayal on tuition fees. Today, the Lib Dems are still polling around 10 per cent (on a good day). But what about the name change? On the Sunday Politics Clegg offered up a vision of Brexit that would mean staying in the single market and the customs union, paying into the EU budget, keeping free movement and accepting the supremacy of the European Court of Justice – prompting Andrew Neil to say: ‘Your party's called the Liberal Democrats. Many people watching this will think maybe it's time for a rebrand.

Nicholas Soames tries to woo Brexiteers with champagne

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Throughout the EU referendum campaign, Nicholas Soames stood firmly on the side of Remain -- warning that a vote to Leave would be a 'terrible mistake'. Since the nation plumped for Brexit, Soames has called on the hard Brexiteers to keep their options open with regards to the deal. When Iain Duncan Smith penned a ConHome blog critcising Remain-ers for demanding the UK stay in the single market, Soames likened it to 'watching an arsonist return to the scene of his crime because the flames aren’t big enough'. So, Mr S was intrigued to be passed an invitation from Soames to his fellow MPs. He has asked any comrades who think Britain should be 'seeking the most sensible Brexit' to come to his office next week to discuss.

Listen: Lib Dems cut disastrous Sarah Olney interview short

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Sarah Olney's honeymoon period as the newly elected MP for Richmond Park has come to an abrupt end. Hours after ousting Zac Goldsmith from the seat, the Liberal Democrat appeared on Talk Radio to give an interview to Julia Hartley-Brewer about her victory. Alas things didn't get off to the best start when Hartley-Brewer began by asking 'when's the second by-election' -- in a thinly-veiled dig at the Lib Dems' call for a second referendum on the EU. In this vein, Hartley Brewer suggested that the people of Richmond Park might not have known what they were really voting for: JHB: When is the second by-election going to be held? SO: What do you mean?

Watch: BBC presenter blasts ‘imperialist lies’ over Fidel Castro

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This week, it's not gone unnoticed that the BBC have given Fidel Castro's death a lot of air time and a lot of tributes. As Andrew Roberts noted over the weekend, BBC News described him as ‘one of the world’s longest-serving and most iconic leaders’ only mentioning in the fourth paragraph that ‘Critics saw him as a dictator’. So, Mr S was unsurprised to hear that a BBC presenter had hit out at the 'imperialist lies' being spread about the late Cuban dictator. However, on closer inspection it turned out to be a rather refreshing analysis of Castro's legacy.

Zac Goldsmith’s brother has a tantrum

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Last night the Liberal Democrats managed to overturn Zac Goldsmith's 23,000 majority in Richmond Park. While Goldsmith was visibly downcast over the result, the former London mayoral candidate did manage to put his disappointment to one side as he wished his successor Sarah Olney well in her role. Alas, the same can't be said for everyone in the Goldsmith clan. Early this morning as rumours began to grow that Olney had clinched victory, Zac's brother Ben Goldsmith took to social media to brand Olney 'unimaginably drab' -- 'even by Lib Dem standards'. With the 'drab' Olney going on to beat his brother at the polls, Mr S is unsurprised the message has since been deleted. Update: After getting cold feet over his 2am tweet, Goldsmith has found his voice again.

Bob Geldof: I led the booing of Mike Pence at Hamilton

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Last month, the president-elect declared war on Hamilton -- the broadway musical -- after his vice-president elect Mike Pence was booed and jeered at during a performance. At the end of the show -- which tells the story of Alexander Hamilton -- the cast addressed Pence and warned that they were 'the diverse Americans anxious you will not protect us’. Since then Trump has taken to Twitter to declare that the theatre must be 'a safe and special place' and claimed the cast and audience were 'very rude' to a 'very good man'. Given that he is now in the market for an apology, Mr S was intrigued to learn that another high profile figure had a role in the incident. Step forward Bob Geldof.

Listen: Stephen Kinnock grilled on Labour’s immigration policy on Today

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After Ukip's new leader Paul Nuttall said he planned ‘to replace the Labour party and make Ukip the patriotic voice of working people’, Jeremy Corbyn's party are under pressure to re-connect with their traditional working class voters. With that in mind, Stephen Kinnock appeared on the Today programme on Tuesday to talk Labour and immigration. In an interview with Sarah Montague, the Labour MP -- and the son of Neil Kinnock -- began by conceding that his party had made 'the huge error of failing to talk enough about immigration' and have therefore allowed Ukip to 'step into that place'. So, what is Labour's plan of action?