Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Laura Kuenssberg to the rescue

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As the government's omNICshambles unravelled further today with a u-turn from the Chancellor, many have been left wondering why no-one spotted the problem sooner -- with the manifesto breach managing to get past brains at both No 10 and No 11. Today in the chamber, Philip Hammond credited none other than Laura Kuenssberg, the BBC's political editor, with notifying him first of the problem with the pledge: 'Who first raised the issue of the manifesto? Well, credit where credit is due I think it was actually Laura Kuenssberg on the BBC shortly after I said it in the Budget speech.

Welsh secretary accidentally ‘unsacks’ Michael Heseltine

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It's not turning out to be a great day for the government. After announcing a u-turn on the NICs rise in last week's Budget, Philip Hammond has spent the afternoon having to face down angry MPs in the Chamber. Now it turns out that a 'clerical error' has meant Michael Heseltine has been temporarily 'unsacked' from his post as a government advisor. After the government sacked the Tory grandee last week over his Lords rebellion on Article 50, many were surprised today to receive a letter from the Welsh Secretary declaring that he was counting on the 'expertise of Lord Heseltine' for the upcoming City Deal for the Swansea Bay City Region. Mr S has since been assured it's just a mistake -- rather than the second u-turn of the day. Don't worry Theresa, it's only two days until Friday...

Corbynite MP sends the PLP into a spin

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Following the Copeland by-election defeat, many in Labour have been left wondering whether Jeremy Corbyn is the right man to lead them into the next election. However, could it all really be the fault of the Parliamentary Labour Party? Mr S only asks after Kate Osamor -- a key Corbyn ally -- gave an interview to the Huffington Post, suggesting that many safe seats had been 'neglected' by long-serving MPs. The MP for Edmonton says that it's up to the Parliamentary Labour Party to go knocking on doors, at least once a week, for an hour; 'every MP should be doing that.' Alas her comments have gone down like a cup of cold sick with the majority of the PLP. 'She's hardly leading by example,' murmurs one disgruntled figure.

Watch: Louise Mensch’s disastrous Sunday Politics interview

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Since Donald Trump was elected President of the United States, few critics have been more persistent than Louise Mensch. The former Tory MP -- and Heat Street journalist -- has regularly become the ire of Trump supporters over her reports and theories relating to the relationship between the new leader of the free world and Russia. Today Mensch appeared on the Sunday Politics to discuss her claims. Alas, when asked by Andrew Neil what evidence she had to prove that Trump's team were complicit with the Russians, Mensch appeared to come up short: LM: There's a mound of evidence. You could start with him saying 'hey Russia, if you're listening please release all of Hillary Clinton's emails. AN: That's not evidence. LM: I think it rather is actually.

John McDonnell’s Question Time excuse falls short

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On Thurday's Question Time, there was one politician notably absent from the panel. For a second time, John McDonnell, the shadow chancellor, had to cancel his appearance -- this time putting it down to train delays. And whose fault is this? Well, the Conservatives obviously -- as if Labour were in power the trains would be nationalised: https://twitter.com/johnmcdonnellMP/status/839912841503199232 However, there's a problem. First, those flights sold out after Mr McDonnell had been booked on a flight - but he arrived at the airport too late and the gate was closed. So you can't really blame privately-owned railways for that. More importantly the delays in question were caused by a train caught up in overhead lines, and being left there for far too long.

Watch: BBC pundit’s interview interrupted… by his children

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Oh dear. They say never work with animals or children, but what about when your own children get in the way of your job? This is what happened on BBC news when an American man by the name of Robert Kelly appeared 'down the line' to discuss the unfolding situation in South Korea. Alas things took a turn for the worse when his children made their way into the study -- leaving the BBC presenter perplexed. Mr S suspects a door lock would be useful in future...

Watch: David Cameron appears to blast Chancellor’s ‘stupid’ National Insurance rise

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As Philip Hammond faces a second day of negative headlines over his decision to break a 2015 Tory manifesto pledge and raise National Insurance for the self-employed, he can take heart that the latest YouGov poll gives the Conservatives a 19-point-lead. Still, not everyone in his party is pleased. On top of the growing number of Tory MPs letting known their dismay over the move, is David Cameron also rather unimpressed? Mr S only asks after ITV's Chris Ship shared a video of David Cameron talking to Michael Fallon at yesterday's Iraq service. Cameron appears to say something along the lines of 'breaking a manifesto promise, how stupid can you get?' Other interpretations will be gratefully received by Mr S. https://twitter.

Watch: Philip Hammond squirms as he is accused of being a liar over National Insurance U-turn

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The Chancellor has awoken to a slew of bad headlines today following his decision to row back on a 2015 Tory manifesto pledge and raise National Insurance for the self-employed. In an attempt at some damage limitation, Philip Hammond has been doing the usual post-Budget media rounds this morning. Alas his interview with Sky News didn't go quite to plan. Challenged repeatedly on the broken Tory manifesto pledge, an uncomfortable Hammond was accused of being a liar: Sky News: Were you lying when you stood on that vote, was the manifesto wrong -- or have you just decided to renege on it? PH: The manifesto presented a package of measures and we implemented those measures through legislation straight after the general election.

Budget day – a good day to bury George Osborne’s extra income

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As politicians and hacks alike turn their ire on Philip Hammond this afternoon over his decision to row back on a 2015 Tory manifesto pledge, you'd be forgiven for thinking not much else is going on. So, Mr S was curious to learn that today is the day George Osborne's salary as an advisor to BlackRock has been revealed. The latest register of interests shows that Osborne is bring in a cool £162,500 a quarter, which would mean an impressive £650,000 annually. Surely the former Chancellor didn't mean to bury the news?

George Osborne’s right-hand man gives his Budget verdict: ‘think we can rule out a snap election’

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Oh dear. Although today's Budget was expected to be rather boring, it's shaping up to be a lot more interesting than Philip Hammond had intended. The Chancellor's decision to break a 2015 Tory manifesto pledge and raise National Insurance Contributions (Class 4) by two per cent for self-employed workers has left many in uproar. But surely Hammond can rely on former Treasury staff to have his back at this testing time? Perhaps not. Rupert Harrison, George Osborne's former chief of staff in the Treasury, has offered his snap verdict: While Harrison -- who now works alongside Osborne at BlackRock -- says the dividend changes are likely to encounter opposition in Tory heartlands.

Jeremy Corbyn’s Brexit breakfast blunder

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We all know that Brexit means Brexit - but not if you're Jeremy Corbyn, it seems. During his response to Philip Hammond's Budget announcement, the leader of the opposition made a blunder which Mr S suspects he's not going to be allowed to forget any time soon. 'Our economy is not prepared for breakfast,' Corbyn told the Commons - before quickly correcting himself. Mr S does have some sympathy with Corbyn. After all, the Labour leader isn't the first politician to fall into the trap of equating Brexit with breakfast. Welsh Tory leader Andrew Davies did just that at the Conservative party conference last year when he told delegates: ‘Mark my words, we will make breakfast..

International Women’s Day: Lord Heseltine mansplains to Theresa May

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Given that Theresa May is known to take issue with anything she perceives to be 'mansplaining', men are well-advised to refrain from speaking in a condescending manner when in the Prime Minister's presence. But Lord Heseltine appears to hold no such qualms. After receiving the sack from the government over his Lords rebellion on the Article 50 bill, Michael Heseltine appeared on Sky News to put forward his side of the story. Alas, while explaining that he had never met May, the Conservative peer hit a bum note when he described Brexit as a 'man-sized job': 'I don't in any way criticise her for this, she's got a man-sized job to do and she's very busy.

Stepford students come for the young conservatives

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Oh dear. Of late, Mr S has kept readers up to date with the antics of today's Stepford students. From students at LSE submitted a motion to ban the university’s free-speech society to City University students banning newspapers at the institution famed for its journalism school. Now it's the turn of young Conservatives. Over at Lincoln University, the Student Union has suspended the Conservative Society's social media use. The reason? Young Tories dared to suggest that the powers-that-be were intolerant of free speech. Students screen-shotted and shared a Spiked article which ranked the university as code 'red' in terms of censorship of 'free speech'. When your response to accusations that you limit free speech is to try and silence the source, there is a problem.

Revealed: Rebecca Long-Bailey pushed out in Gorton

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Although the Corbynites are at pains to promote Rebecca Long-Bailey as Jeremy Corbyn's socialist successor, not everyone seems so convinced. In fact, Mr S understands that Labour moderates yesterday took action to stop the shadow business secretary from joining an upcoming by-election selection panel. After Manchester Gorton MP Gerald Kaufman passed away this month, the hunt is on to select a Labour candidate to stand as a successor. Hoping for that candidate to be a Corbynista, the Leader's Office suggested Rebecca Long-Bailey, the MP for Salford, join the selection panel. Alas Steerpike understands that this suggestion was turned down by the officers' group when they chose the panel -- much to the dismay of Team Corbyn. Instead the spot is thought to have been given to Keith Vaz.

John McDonnell’s tea offensive proves offensive

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As part of John McDonnell's recent 'tea offensive' to reach out and offer an olive branch to politicians on all sides of the Labour party, the shadow chancellor has invited both Peter Mandelson and Tony Blair for a cuppa. Alas, extending the hand of friendship to New Labour grandees is proving costly when it comes to McDonnell's comrades on the Left. Step forward George Galloway. The former Labour MP -- who was expelled from the party in 2003 -- has previously been supportive of the Corbyn regime.

Dawn Butler’s car sickness comes and goes

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Last week Dawn Butler used an appearance on Question Time to reveal that she hadn't actually gone up to campaign in Copeland ahead of the party's disastrous by-election result, as she suffers from... car sickness: DB: I didn’t go to Copeland as I suffer from car sickness and I heard the roads are really bad. But I did a lot of phone… DD: That doesn’t sound like a warrior… DB: I didn’t think I’d be much good to them getting there all green and sick. DD: Don’t you ever go by car any distance? While Mr S felt sympathy for the Labour MP's plight, Steerpike couldn't help but notice that Butler hasn't always been so averse to the open road.

Jeremy Corbyn’s tax stunt has an undesired effect

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As Budget day approaches, the opposition are attempting to pile pressure on the Tories. As part of these efforts, Jeremy Corbyn has published details of his tax return in an effort to force Philip Hammond to do the same. However, if the stunt was meant to put the focus on the Chancellor, it has backfired spectacularly this evening. Rather than questions being raised over Hammond's finances, Corbyn is facing questions over his own. Namely whether he declared his full income as Labour leader. His tax return shows that he earned £114,342 in 2015-16, and paid £35,298 in tax. However, as the Leader of the Opposition, it's thought he would also be in line for around £37,000 for that tax year -- should he choose to accept it.

‘Sir’ Nigel Farage gets his gong after all

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The row about whether Douglas Carswell did or didn’t block Nigel Farage’s knighthood has sparked another bout of civil war within Ukip. But Mr S is pleased to report there could be a happy ending after all. On Russia Today (natch), the former Ukip leader had a taste of what it would be like to get his gong. Unfortunately for Farage, his 'knighthood' was given to him by a child dressed in a cape rather than the Queen. But at least Farage got to hear those magic words: 'Arise Sir Nigel'. However, the happy moment may well have been dampened at the end when the child turned to Farage and said to him: ‘My mummy says you hate foreigners’ Mr S thinks Farage should pay heed to the old adage 'never work with children or animals'.

Question Time audience member on EU nationals: ‘Who would be serving our coffee in Pret?’

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Oh dear. After the Lords rebellion this week on the status of EU nationals in the UK post Brexit, the issue looks set to continue to be a thorn in the government's side. As Theresa May attempts to hold firm that it is a matter for the negotiations, one Question Time audience member on last night's show from Bedford attempted to express her concerns over a Britain without EU nationals. Alas, her comments soon hit a bum note when she appeared to imply that the reason EU nationals should be allowed to work in the UK is so that British people get their coffee on time: 'For anyone who works in London: who would be serving our coffee in Pret? Who would be selling our sandwiches in Pret? You're not going to get English people to take those jobs!