Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Polanski grovels for Met criticism

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Oh dear. Just when you thought the Greens could sink no lower on crime and justice, along came Zack Polanski yesterday with his take on the Golders Green stabbing. The ever-online left-wing leader thought it appropriate to share a post on X, criticising cops for kicking the knife-wielding Somalian attacker in the process of apprehending him, as he continued clutching a bloodied blade. Polanski reposted a tweet alleging that that officers were 'repeatedly and violently kicking a mentally ill man in the head' when he was already incapacitated by a stun gun. It was a take so tone-deaf that Sir Mark Rowley, the Met Commissioner, felt compelled to intervene.

Miliband’s red tape bonfire backfires

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Back in February, Steerpike's old friend Ed Miliband vowed to liberate Britain’s nuclear industry from the stranglehold of bureaucracy. Red Ed promised to take a sledgehammer to the ‘archaic rules’ holding back the construction of power stations across the land. He even admitted that Britain’s record on nuclear is diabolical on a global scale, with ours among the priciest places on earth to get a plant built. All very encouraging, Mr S thought. So, imagine his surprise to learn that, while the Department for Energy Security and Net Zero is supposedly busy striking matches for its great red-tape bonfire, it has found time to spend £12,000 of taxpayers’ money on… DEI support for the Office for Nuclear Regulation! Yes, really.

Kemi’s Conservative council confusion

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Many in SW1 have remarked that Kemi Badenoch has come on quite a bit since her early PMQs' appearances. The Tory leader can now land a blow on television and can address the Commons with the confidence and clarity she lacked in earlier days. Significant progress, then. But alas, yesterday brought a reminder that live radio remains a cruel mistress. Appearing on BBC Radio Sussex and Surrey yesterday, Badenoch was asked about the Conservatives’ record in local government. Were Tory councils, that once familiar spectacle across the Home Counties, doing a good job? Naturally, the party leader thought so. ‘We have excellent councils,’ she declared, before producing a list: ‘Guildford, Runnymede, Elmbridge, Epsom, Mole Valley.

Is Streeting ready to be PM? 

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With a week to go before voters take to the polls, the race for victory is heating up. But it is not merely the familiar scramble over potholes, bin collections and municipal leisure centres that is exercising Westminster. The other contest – the one to replace Sir Keir Starmer – is acquiring a momentum of its own ahead of what’s set to be an electoral bloodbath on 7 May.  Aides and supporters of both Angela Rayner and Andy Burnham have been busy doing the rounds, sounding out opinion and swelling their supporter lists among MPs and party members. Yet while the two Mancunian contenders have been busily offering their wares to anyone within range of a lobby journalist, Wes Streeting has adopted a rather more minimalist approach.

The long march of the Ukippers

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Wakey wakey! Whoooo remembers the United Kingdom Independence Party? Steerpike has fond memories of Ukip, Nigel Farage's previous-but-one political vehicle which he then left to lead the Brexit Party back during the not-so-sunny days of Theresa May's government. Along the way, a fair few Kippers have followed Farage on his journey and now ended up in Reform. The likes of Paul Nuttall and Ed Sumner are now helping run the party, while Gawain Towler is on the board. But Steerpike's eye has been drawn to a little-noticed candidate who is pitching herself in Guildford. For, in the ward of Cranleigh and Ewhurst, a onetime political star has gone back to her roots in local government.

Lineker’s curious silence on Golders Green attack

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As a darling of the progressive commentariat, Gary Lineker is not usually one to let injustice pass unremarked. The former BBC star has become a tireless outrider for the Palestinian cause, devoting generous acreage on social media and in interviews to Gaza. On that subject, dear Gary has told us that ‘when I see some images on social media, I cry all the time’ and warned that ‘if you’re silent on these issues, you’re almost complicit’. Nor should one expect the podcast entrepreneur to fall silent on immigration. While raking in more than £1.3 million a year to host Match of the Day, in 2023 Lineker found time to train his moral artillery on Suella Braverman.

Watch: Labour MP told to resign by Jewish constituents

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It has been a pretty grim day in Golders Green. Two Jewish men have been stabbed, with the Metropolitan Police formally declaring it a terrorist incident. Both the Board of Deputies and the Jewish Leadership Council have said they are 'sickened'; Sir Ephraim Mervis, the Chief Raabi, warns that ‘today’s event proves that if you are visibly Jewish you’re not safe, and far more needs to be done.’  Figures from the Community Security Trust, which works to tackle antisemitism, suggests that such incidents have spiked since 2023: attacks have become uncommon for some members of the Jewish community.

Which party leader is on the road the most?

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As local elections loom ever closer, Britain’s intrepid party leaders have taken to the road to pitch themselves far and wide. Set-piece visits are a chance to show the Westminster elite really are down with the people. So who, in the run-up to next week’s high-stakes poll, has gone all guns blazing in the battle for 7 May? Steerpike has the numbers and they show that since the start of March, Nigel Farage tops the tally of campaign visits at 59, covering stops from Swindon to South Tyneside and even the Shetland Islands. Not bad for 62... Kemi Badenoch takes silver, coming in on 41 including Pembroke and Aberdeen. Boob-busting hypnotist turned Green Party leader Zack Polanski meanwhile managed 15 visits, including the liberal trifecta of Brighton, Margate and Hackney.

Katie Lam rules out joining Reform

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After Robert Jenrick’s (not entirely) shocking defection to Reform in January, Westminster’s eyes swiftly turned towards one of the Tory party’s new bright young things: Katie Lam. Would the 34-year-old MP for Weald of Kent pack her bags and follow her political chum across the teal Rubicon? Lam, widely regarded as a rising star on the opposition benches, had been an indefatigable cheerleader for Jenrick during his failed run for the Tory leadership in 2024. But appearing on The Spectator’s podcast Quite right! today, Lam briskly swatted away any suggestion that she might be tempted to join Bobby J on his new adventure. Indeed, she disclosed that she has not spoken to him ‘even once’, neither in person nor via message, since his leap to the teal team.

British Ambassador torpedoes King’s state visit

Oh dear. Just when you thought a British ambassador to the US couldn’t possibly cause any more grief for Sir Keir Starmer, enter Christian Turner. Peter Mandelson set a high bar for humiliating Labour ministers, but the career diplomat – who took up post in February – has given the Dark Lord a run for his money. Somewhere in King Charles Street, Karen Pierce is having the last laugh… The latest kerfuffle centres on a leaked recording of Turner dispensing pearls of wisdom to a group of British students on a jolly to DC, in the same month that he took up residence.

Watch: Morgan McSweeney’s mea culpa

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It's a blockbuster day in parliament today. To kick things off, we had Philip Barton up pleading ignorance; to close the proceedings tonight we have a vote on a possible Privileges Committee probe. But in between we have Morgan McSweeney, the longtime bête noire of the Labour left, giving testimony on the appointment of Peter Mandelson as British Ambassador. McSweeney pushed hard for Mandy to be given the gig: a decision he now bitterly regrets... Much of McSweeney's session was spent putting as much distance between himself and Mandelson as possible, insisting that he did not speak to the Labour grandee regularly until 2021 by which time he was '44 years old'.

Ex-mandarin eviscerates PM’s claims on Mandy appointment

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Whooooo remembers Sir Philip Barton? The lifelong diplomat spent an inglorious four and a half years in charge of the Foreign Office, most memorably taking 11 days to return from holiday, just as Kabul was falling to the Taliban. But having been pensioned off at the end of 2025, now old Phil is back in the spotlight. He was wheeled out before Emily Thornberry's committee today as the panel seek to shed light on just how Peter Mandelson's appointment as US ambassador actually happened. And Barton was in a mood to spill all his secrets... Keir Starmer's claim throughout this sorry saga has been that 'full due process' was followed throughout Mandelson's appointment. But Barton was at pains to point out to the committee that this very much was not the case.

Hereditaries gear up for last hurrah

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So. Farewell then to the last hereditary peers. Today marks the last day in parliament for most of the small rump who avoided Tony Blair’s purge in 1999. Ahead of the new King’s Speech next month, the end of this legislative session marks the end of hereditaries in the House of Lords: one of the few manifesto promises on which Keir Starmer has actually been able to deliver. Now we get to be governed by his nepo babies in the Commons... At the River Room last night, the Lord Speaker Michael Forsyth hosted a farewell drink for peers. According to Politico, he told the outgoing aristos that their removal is a ‘profoundly important moment in the constitutional history of our nation’, arguing that hereditaries had brought independent thinking to the chamber.

Soft left to ‘soft launch’ programme

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It’s that time of year again. Spring is sprung and that means another bad set of local elections for an unpopular incumbent government. Cue much gnashing of teeth, plenty of wringing of hands and an endless stream of policy announcements from Labour caucuses fearing the future of their party. One particularly noticeable faction is the 100-strong ‘soft left’ Tribune group, whose members include former ministers Louise Haigh, Vicky Foxcroft and Justin Madders. Respected backbenchers whom an embattled PM might want to keep onside... Steerpike has heard that Tribune will shortly be launching a pamphlet of policy essays in the aftermath of 7 May, in the latest headache for Sir Keir Starmer.

Labour MP: PM going is ‘when not if’

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Up until now, the subject of the Prime Minister's political survival has been an awkward question for any Labour MP. Privately, many concede that he is 'done'; publicly their proclaim their faith in a man who is stretching their patience to breaking point. The number who have called on him to go can be counted on one hand, with Clive Lewis – the longtime troublemaker of Norwich – being the most obvious example. But now the first of the record 2024 Labour intake has suggested Starmer's exit is simply a matter of time. Jonathan Brash, the MP for Hartlepool – that battleground of Brexit aspirations – went on GB News this lunchtime and was clearly furious with Starmer's performance at Prime Minister's Questions.

Watch: Pat McFadden flounders on Robbins

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Oh dear. For many years, there has been an iron rule of Labour broadcasting: when you're in a jam, call Pat McFadden. Generations of underpaid, overworked press officers have come to respect the Paisley pugilist for performing media heroics on a scale equivalent to the Gloucestershire Regiment at the Battle of the Imjin River. Hordes of scowling hacks have come for the morning round king; most have departed, wounded, unable to land a blow on a man known as 'chuckles' by his rivals. But today, something incredible happened. For on this inauspicious morning, amid the ongoing chaos of the Olly Robbins debacle, Sophy Ridge struck a blow on behalf of HM Lobby. The deceptively charming Sky News supremo pressed the Work and Pensions Secretary to reveal whether or not he had asked No.

Watch: Robbins drops Doyle bombshell

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Oh dear. It seems that Keir Starmer's strategy has, er, backfired once again. Having spent yesterday afternoon declaring to all and sundry that he was shocked, SHOCKED to discover that Peter Mandelson might have been a wrong 'un, it was left to Olly Robbins this morning to deliver his response. With the calm demeanour of a man who has spent a lifetime in the corridors of power, Sir Olly duly filleted the Prime Minister for two hours. In the battle of wits, only one man came unarmed... There were plenty of enjoyable moments for Mr S to chew over. He revealed that the Cabinet Office – the supposed brain of Whitehall – had not ever been keen on vetting Mandelson.

Watch: Lee Anderson kicked out of the Commons for calling Starmer a liar

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Keir Starmer has not being having a good time of it in the Commons. Once again, the PM has been dragged in front of the House to explain why on earth he appointed Peter Mandelson as US ambassador – despite his well-publicised relationship with the billionaire paedophile Jeffrey Epstein. This time, the questions have been over Mandelson’s security clearance and why he was still appointed ambassador after failing his vetting. The PM has blamed civil servants for keeping him in the dark, and has sacked Foreign Office permanent secretary Sir Olly Robbins, who will give his side of the story tomorrow. Still, Starmer’s explanations for Mandelson’s failed vetting has been met with scepticism in some parts.

Rowan Williams: ‘There’s something demonic in US political culture’

With its ruthless backstabbing, unscrupulous characters and long-suffering flock, there is much overlap between the politics of the Church of England and those of the United Status. But, as Donald Trump continues to infuriate Catholics by brawling with the Pope, it seems that the onetime primate of the CofE is determined to get in on the action now too. In an interview today with The Spectator’s Edition podcast, Rowan Williams turns his beady eye on events happening stateside. The former Archbishop of Canterbury believes that 'there is something demonic in the political culture of the United States’. Though Mr S might suggest that the Americans don’t have an exclusive monopoly on that particular political feature… Williams made the remark while discussing J.D.

Three claims Starmer must explain on Mandelson

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Spin, spin, spin! That furious sound you can hear out of Westminster is Labour's apparatchiks doing their damnedest to dig Keir Starmer out of yet another hole. The Prime Minister is accused of misleading parliament over the appointment of Peter Mandelson as Our Man in Washington. The Labour grandee failed his developed vetting clearance in late 2024 to become the US ambassador – but the decision was then overruled by the Foreign Office to ensure he could take up his post. Downing Street are briefing that Starmer was only made aware of this fact on Tuesday night this week. But there are three claims that Mr S would like to see the PM justify in the coming days.