Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Parliamentarian of the Year 2017, in pictures

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If you ever needed a sign that politics is unpredictable then tonight's Spectator Parliamentarian of the Year awards offered it. Theresa May had to pull out at the last minute after the unfolding Westminster sleaze scandal claimed a member of her Cabinet, Michael Fallon. Happily another Michael was on hand to step in at the last minute. Michael Gove, the Environment Secretary, relished his one and only chance to play Prime Minister; 'I fought for the leadership of the Conservative party and the Conservative party fought back'. His joke about Diane Abbott's schooling decisions for her son entertained the room – even if the shadow home secretary wasn't laughing.

The £350m line on the Brexit bus was wrong. The real figure is higher

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The most regular attack-line used against leading Brexiteers is that they misled the public over how much money could be used to fund the NHS if Britain left the EU. Throughout the referendum campaign, Vote Leave said that we send £350 million a week to Brussels – a gross figure, applied before a rebate etc. But no one knew the real 2016 figure because the data is compiled in arrears. Only today do we have the data, published by the Office for National Statistics. Its figures show… Payment to Brussels, net of rebate and money returned to the UK: £9.4 billion a year, or £181 million a week. Payment to Brussels, net of rebate: £13.9 billion a year, or £267 million a week. Gross payment to Brussels: £18.

Transport for London advertising: No to naked backs, yes to Russia Today

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Oh dear. Earlier this month there was a furore when it was revealed that a tights advert featuring a picture of a dancer's bare back had been banned from the Tube. As part of Sadiq Khan's promise to ban adverts on TfL which could cause body confidence issues, the firm were told by TfL's contractor to add a bandeau bra to the image of the model. So, Mr S was intrigued see some of the adverts that TfL appear to be perfectly relaxed about. While a bare back may be deemed too much for the daily commute, a 'propaganda machine' advert for Russia Today – the Kremlin-backed news outlet – is a-ok: Workers of the world, unite!

The John Bercow guide to understanding women

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As Parliament sleaze dominated Commons business today, John Bercow told MPs 'there is a need for change' – describing allegations of a 'culture of sexual harassment' at Westminster as 'disturbing'. Although the Speaker placed the responsibility on political leaders to clean up Parliament, Mr S hopes that Bercow can also play an important role in helping MPs understand how to treat their female colleagues and staff with more respect. After all, it wasn't so long ago that Bercow found himself in the firing line over his approach to women. In 2009, a 'comical' John Bercow article dating back to 1986 was unearthed.

Labour MP: ‘Better educated’ people voted Remain

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After the Conservative MP Chris Heaton-Harris was outed last week for writing to universities requesting details of their Brexit syllabus, the debate on academic Brexit bias is in full swing. Happily Labour's Barry Sheerman was on hand to clear the matter up with an appearance on Yorkshire Sunday Politics. Sheerman said any anti-Brexit sentiment at universities was down to the fact that 'better educated people' back Remain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiRbRWgPKjs BS: The truth is that when you look at who voted to Remain, most of them were the better educated people in our country… TI: This is controversial! Massively controversial. BS: Absolutely! It’s absolutely true. You can actually see the pattern.

Jon Craig proves a professional on Sky

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With the Sunday papers filled with tales of male politicians behaving badly, it's a report in the Mail on Sunday involving a Brexit minister which is provoking the most outrage. The paper alleges that in 2010, Tory MP Mark Garnier – who now serves as an International Trade Minister – called a former aide ‘sugar t-ts’ and sent her to buy two vibrators for him at a sex shop in Soho. Garnier doesn't deny the claims made by Caroline Edmondson – but he does insists it was ‘good-humoured high jinks’ which 'absolutely does not constitute harassment'. Good-humoured or not, Mr S was impressed to see Sky News' Jon Craig prove the picture of professionalism this morning.

Why lambast Michael Gove for the Weinstein joke – and not Neil Kinnock?

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Michael Gove has a good line in risqué jokes, not all of which ought to be broadcast – as he demonstrated this morning when he used an appearance on the Today programme to compare being interviewed by John Humphrys to being in Harvey Weinstein’s bedroom: 'Sometimes I think going into the studio with you John is a bit like going into Harvey Weinstein’s bedroom. You just pray you emerge with your dignity intact.' Cue entirely predictable outrage and apology from Gove. https://twitter.com/michaelgove/status/924198131637673984 But while politicians rush to condemn Gove – why does no one seem interested in his co-interviewee Neil Kinnock? No one seems to be demanding his head on a plate yet the Labour grandee joined in, saying: 'John goes way past groping...

Tom Tugendhat takes a swipe at Boris

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If proof was needed that deference is dead in Parliament, look no further than the interview Tom Tugendhat has given to The House magazine. The new chair of the Foreign Affairs Select Committee uses his first interview since winning the coveted position to make clear he's ready and willing to be Prime Minister, Foreign Secretary or Defence Secretary should his services be required. However, the part that caught Mr S's eye relates to the current occupant of the Foreign Office. Tugendhat – who was elected to Parliament in 2015 – appears to launch an attack on Boris Johnson's modus operandi: 'He’s certainly got a lot of passion for the United Kingdom and has a way of expressing himself which certainly carries a lot of noise.

Jared O’Mara discovers there’s no rest for the wicked

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It's been a tough week for Jared O'Mara. The MP for Sheffield Hallam had the Labour whip removed after a series of sexist and homophobic comments were unearthed online. Since then, allegations have been made regarding his behaviour towards women in his home of Sheffield. So, the news that he decided not to hold a surgery today should perhaps come as little surprise. But if O'Mara is looking to try and win over disgruntled constituents, Mr S suspects he could be well-served to put in some extra work at the local club he owns, West Street Live.

Corbynite attempt to infiltrate Labour Irish Society falls flat

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Oh dear. Since Labour's surprisingly good defeat in the snap election, the hard left has managed to tighten its grip on the party. As last month's conference proved, Jeremy Corbyn's party is intent on socialism for the 21st century. But behind the scenes there are still battles being fought between the moderates and the Corbynistas. On Wednesday night, elections took place for the Labour Party Irish Society executive.

Jeremy Corbyn fights for gender equality… at Shami’s book launch

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It’s fair to say Jared O’Mara has not done wonders for Labour’s fight for gender equality. The MP for Sheffield Hallam was finally suspended by the party yesterday for referring to teenage music fans as ‘sexy slags’. Yet while Jeremy Corbyn was apparently slow to act in bringing O’Mara to task, it seems that the battle for female empowerment is still important at least some of the time for the Labour leader. Last night, Corbyn popped up at the book launch of Shami Chakrabarti’s ‘Of Women’: https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/923283151291666432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Mr S.

Tory whips’ letch list

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As concerns continue to be rise over Jared O’Mara's conduct towards women, his Labour comrade John Mann has suggested such behaviour isn't just limited to one MP in the party. With Mann threatening to expose a colleague who was sent home from a foreign delegation for inappropriate behaviour, the conversation has turned to who knew what and when. However, if Labour are in hot water over the conduct of their MPs at large, it's unlikely that the government whips have cause to relax. As Katy Balls reported in the i paper last week, Tory whips have drawn up a 'naughty list' of MPs who could mean trouble for the government. Parliamentary Private Secretaries – the lowest rung of the government ladder – have been given names of MPs to keep a close eye on.

Laura Pidcock fails to practise what her party preaches

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Oh dear. When a Tory MP missed last week's Opposition Day debate on universal credit to referee at a Barcelona match, both the SNP and Labour were quick to go on the offensive – accusing Douglas Ross of failing his constituents. Now it seems that one of Labour's most vocal justice warriors has also fallen foul and missed a debate on universal credit. Laura Pidcock was notably absent from Tuesday's emergency debate on the government's new benefits system. However rather than sickness keeping her away, it was a holiday to Venice.

Theresa May’s silent treatment

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After an unflattering account of Theresa May's dinner last week with Jean-Claude Jucker wound up in the German broadsheet FAZ, tensions between Brussels and Westminster have heightened. The briefing claimed that May 'begged' for help and appeared 'tormented' with 'deep rings' under her eyes. Keen to prove that he was not behind the leak, Juncker yesterday insisted that May 'was in good shape, she was not tired' – insisting the reports were untrue. So, Mr S was intrigued to read Rachel Sylvester's column in today's Times. She claims that on the UK side, those who report meeting May recently describe her as 'stricken and stunned'.

Watch: John Bercow’s strange Scottish turn

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Oh dear. Although John Bercow has a penchant for winding up Conservative MPs in the Chamber, he also has a habit of taking the SNP to task for failing to grasp Westminster etiquette. However, today he adopted a rather different approach. During questions after Theresa May's statement on the EU Council summit, the Speaker appeared to have an odd turn. Calling the SNP's Alan Brown to speak, Bercow attempted a Scottish accent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt2HALDW5a8 Mr S recommends he leaves it to the Scots next time...

Mhairi Black’s mixed messages

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Last week, the SNP proved particularly vocal at PMQs after they went on the offensive over a Scottish Conservative MP missing Labour's opposition say debate on universal credit to referee at a Barcelona match. Although the vote was non-binding – and the Conservatives abstained anyway – Douglas Ross has since promised to hang up his whistle – after next year’s World Cup. Not willing to drop the issue, however, the SNP's Mhairi Black has gone on the warpath in her Daily Record column today.

George Osborne’s revenge on civil service bean counters

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Since George Osborne moved to the Evening Standard, the one-time austere chancellor has rebranded himself as a centrist darling – and a critic of Theresa May's government. So, at last night's Standard Progress 1000 awards at the Tate Modern, Osborne took great delight in telling the esteemed crowd – which included Diane Abbott, Matt Hancock and Grayson Perry – of how he had stood up to government bean counters when he first arrived in the Treasury: 'In the first week of my former job, I was advised by the Treasury civil service to cancel immediately three projects because we had to save money and it was easier to save money from things we hadn't built yet than things that had already been built.

Caption contest: May goes it alone

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Oh dear. Despite managing a carefully co-ordinated photo opp with Angela Merkel and Emmanuel Macron on arrival in Brussels, Theresa May cut a solemn figure this morning. A snapper took a photo of the Prime Minister alone at a meeting table – looking glumly into the distance. It's hardly the Brexit image that Downing Street were trying to project. Oh to be a fly on the wall in No 10... Captions in the comments.

Watch: Alastair Campbell’s Brexit ding-dong with John Redwood

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Alastair Campbell has made his views on Brexit loud and clear to anyone who will listen. Tony Blair’s former spin doctor is not happy about Britain leaving the EU and he wants us all to know it. It’s something of a shame then that he doesn’t give others who don’t agree with him about Brexit the opportunity to have their say. Cracking set-to between Alistair Campbell and John Redwood over the WTO. pic.twitter.com/veUDBFCDTy — Nick Hilton (@nickfthilton) October 19, 2017 Campbell popped up on Sky News this afternoon to discuss why he thought walking away with no Brexit deal would be a mistake. But when it came to Tory MP John Redwood’s turn to speak, Campbell was having none of it: AC: 'Because people like you..

Damian Green gives Osborne the cold shoulder in Press Gallery speech

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Oh dear. Although Theresa May is on a mission to unite her Cabinet after months of in-fighting, her mission appears not to extend to the party-at-large. Or if it does, that memo is yet to reach Damian Green. Today the First Secretary of State was guest speaker at the Press Gallery Lunch. Although Green is widely regarded as a safe pair of hands within government, there were a few lines that will ruffle feathers: Speaking about his predecessor – and former MP – George Osborne, Green said he normally takes 'all his political insight' from the London Evening Standard: 'So I know that Theresa May is to blame for Ben Stokes' nightlife, hurricane Ophelia and the fact that week after week with her as Prime Minister in November the sun shines for a smaller time every day.