Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Labour embrace Jared O’Mara

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It's been a difficult week for Ben Bradley, the new Tory vice chair for youth. In unearthed blog posts dating back to 2012, Bradley suggested that benefit claimants should have vasectomies rather than claim multiple child benefits, accused public sector workers of being 'lost in their own fantasy land' and said that in the case of the London riots that: 'For once I think police brutality should be encouraged.' Bradley has been quick to apologise for his comments – claiming he has matured since then. But this isn't good enough for Labour. The party has been quick to go on the attack and hail this as evidence that the 'nasty party' lives on. However, Mr S suspects they would be well-advised to tread with caution.

Paul Mason’s elite panic

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Oh dear. After three Momentum candidates – including key Corbyn ally Jon Lansman – were elected to Labour’s national executive committee on Monday, the NEC swiftly moved to oust Ann Black as chair of the Disputes Panel in favour of Christine Shawcroft. Given that Shawcroft was previously suspended by the party in 2015, the move has raised alarm bells in the Labour party. However, should you be concerned that Shawcroft is now responsible for deciding whether to investigate sexist, racist, homophobic and anti-semitic abuse, you're probably just a member of the elite. Or at least that's what Paul Mason thinks.

Watch: Ken Clarke sends fellow Tory MP to sleep

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Ken Clarke is back on his feet talking about Brexit in the Commons again – but his speech has not gone down well with all of his colleagues. Sitting behind him, his fellow Tory MP Sir Desmond Swayne struggled to stay awake as Clarke talked about the rights of EU citizens. Swayne even appeared to nod off at one point. Mr S thinks Swayne could be forgiven for thinking he had heard it all before...

Andrea Leadsom sees green over Gove

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Whether it's authentic or not, the Conservative party is going green. Following Michael Gove's reinvention as resident eco-warrior, the party has been pushing green policies – from extending plastic bag charges to saving trees in Sheffield – in a bid to prove they care. Today Gove's Cabinet colleagues were brought into the fold – each being gifted a re-usable coffee cup this morning at Cabinet. However, could it be another Cabinet member who is really behind the green revolution? Step forward Andrea Leadsom. It's been remarked to Mr S that Gove's predecessor in Defra 'never misses the chance' to mention that many of good news green initiatives coming from that department were started when she was Defra Secretary.

John Humphrys, equal pay crusader

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It's been an awkward week or so for John Humphrys. The Today programme presenter – who is thought to earn over £600,000 per annum – found himself in the naughty corner when an audio surfaced of Humphrys appearing to make light of his colleague Carrie Gracie's decision to stand down as China editor over 'pay discrimination'. His comments were met with fury by many BBC colleagues concerned over the corporation's gender pay gap. So let's spare a minute to pay tribute the bright spark at the Beeb who decided it would be a good idea to get Humphrys to grill the Guardian's Katharine Viner over potential gender pay imbalance at the Grauniad.

John Bercow lectures Gavin Williamson on the perils of press briefings

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Ever since Gavin Williamson was appointed Defence Secretary, there has been a briefing war between the Ministry of Defence and the Treasury over defence spending. Keen to prove his defence credentials, Williamson – or Private Pike as the Chancellor's allies prefer to refer to him – has hardly discouraged backbench MPs from kicking up a fuss over planned cuts to his department. With cost-cutting proposals for the military leaked – including plans to axe 11,000 Army troops and 2,000 Royal Marines – just days ago, this afternoon Williamson was summoned to the Commons to answer an urgent question from Julian Lewis on the reported plans in the review.

Eddie Izzard left out in the cold… again

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Here we go again. The results of the latest election for Labour's National Executive Committee are in and it's a clear run for Momentum. The three members selected are all Momentum candidates: Jon Lansman, Yasmine Dar and Rachel Garnham. Alas, not everyone is a winner. Or more precisely, Eddie Izzard is not a winner. The comedian-turned-aspiring-politician has missed out on a place on the NEC for the second time – coming in fourth. https://twitter.com/jonlansman/status/952870325733285888 Still, Mr S could have predicted this would happen. Every campaign the cross-dressing comedian attaches himself to has a tendency to end in failure.

The economics of fish and chips

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When you pay £8 for fish and chips, where does the money go? That's the question one restaurant has been busy answering after a customer left a two-star review on Facebook. It wasn't that there was anything wrong with the food – in fact it was 'lovely' and the staff were 'amazing'. But Debbie Davies still felt the need to complain to Oxton Bar and Kitchen over the price for the meal – £8. Happily, staff at the restaurant were happy to provide clarity: 'Ok Debbie. Where do I begin? Out of that £8, our nasty government is charging you 20% vat which we collect by law on their behalf, so we’re left with £6.66.

Listen: John McDonnell’s comments about Esther McVey being lynched

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The return of Esther McVey to the Cabinet is bad news for John McDonnell and Labour's claim of a kinder, gentler politics. It has led many hacks and broadcasters to return to remarks he made about 'lynching' McVey, at a Remembrance Sunday event back in 2014. But when they do so, Labour complain. The shadow chancellor's defence is that he was quoting someone else who (he claims) wanted to lynch her – rather than wanting to lynch her himself. Happily, for clarity's sake, the Sunday Politics today aired the recording: https://twitter.com/daily_politics/status/952504692684173313 Mr S will leave it to readers to judge for themselves...

Guardian’s tabloid makeover

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Here we go. As of Monday, the Guardian is a tabloid – in the physical sense anyway. The paper's editor Katharine Viner has revealed the new look paper online – complete with masthead: https://twitter.com/KathViner/status/952647642517049344 RIP Berliner...

Laura Pidcock’s shadow cabinet buzzkill

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Since joining Parliament in the snap election, the Labour MP created a media-storm last year when she declared that she would not be friends with a Tory. Happily, Jeremy Corbyn sees no issues with such a stance and has just promoted Pidcock – appointing her Shadow Minister for Labour. Only it's a bit complicated. Just a few hours ago, Pidcock expressed her solidarity for her comrade Chris Williamson – who resigned from the frontbench – declaring that she was 'buzzing' to have him join her on the backbenches for 'the struggle ahead': https://twitter.com/LauraPidcockMP/status/951808065849954304 That show of solidarity lasted long...

Spreadsheet Phil toasts his survival

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This week's Cabinet reshuffle proved underwhelming on the whole but for one man, it marked a great change in fortune. Philip Hammond remained in post as Chancellor – something that seemed rather unlikely during the snap election campaign when Theresa May was plotting to sack him in a revenge reshuffle. So, it's little wonder that Hammond was in a celebratory mood this week. On Tuesday night, the Chancellor invited around 30 loyal MPs to the Treasury for drinks. Seen as a 'thank you' for their work towards the successful Budget last year, the Chancellor celebrated the fact that they were all still here. 'It was clear what he was getting at,' remarks one attendee.

Watch: Question Time audience member calls out Labour hypocrisy over Toby Young

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This week Question Time moved to Islington. David Dimbleby chaired a panel comprised of Dominic Raab, Labour's Dawn Butler, Gina Miller, comedian Nish Kumar and Piers Morgan. However much of time was spent discussing Toby Young, who resigned from the Office for Students this week. With various derogatory comments made about Young, it fell to an audience member to address the elephant in the room: Labour's hypocrisy.

Chris Williamson rebrands as Labour’s attack fox

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The news that Chris Williamson has resigned from the Labour front bench has been met with dismay by Conservative MPs who quite enjoyed his calls to double council tax on some of the highest-value properties. However, fear not, Williamson will continue to play a pivotal role in Corbyn's Labour. In an interview with Corbynista site Skwawkbox (natch), Williamson lifts the lid on his new role – as requested by the Labour leader. he will be using his background as a 'hunt saboteur' to work on the party's environmental stance: 'Jeremy has also asked me to develop our thinking around environmental and animal rights issues, in line with my background as a hunt saboteur.

Peter Stringfellow’s bold Brexit stand

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Breaking news in today's Evening Standard. George Osborne has splashed on the revelation that Peter Stringfellow - the nightclub owner - has ditched the Conservatives in protest over its stance on Brexit. Stringfellow – who often attends the Tories' black and white ball – says he is quitting the Tories 'unless they change their direction and lead us towards Remain'. https://twitter.com/George_Osborne/status/951417047950528513 So, which party will he defect to? Well, judging by his previous comments, the party he favours next after the Conservatives is... Ukip. Yes, in 2012, Stringfellow warned he could defect to Ukip: 'This is the first time I have not supported the Conservative Party in 32 years of being in London.

Gove’s leadership tip

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This week, Theresa May's Cabinet reshuffle proved rather underwhelming. In some quarters, the Prime Minister's decision to not promote or move any of the big beasts in her Cabinet has been seen as a tactical move so as not to fuel speculation over her eventual successor. That plan may have backfired. Mr S was curious to read Andrew Gimson's profile of Damian Hinds – the new Education Secretary – for Conservative Home.

Watch: Debbie Abrahams grilled on double standards over Toby Young criticism

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This week, Toby Young stepped down from the Office for Students over concerns his appointment had 'become a distraction' from the 'vital work' needed. His decision came following a series of historic tweets that were described as sexist. Since then, Labour have been quick to go on the attack – asking why he was ever appointed in the first place. However, given that many supported giving Jared O'Mara – the suspended Labour MP who made a series of sexist remarks on social media – a second chance, there has been talk of hypocrisy. Happily, Andrew Neil was on hand to put this point to shadow cabinet member Debbie Abrahams on the Daily Politics: https://twitter.

Tory Toff shock

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The times they are a'changing. Just last month a row broke out within the Conservative party over the winner of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here. It wasn't so much a difference of view over who should have won but over what the party should do about the winner. The winner – Georgia 'Toff' Toffolo, who first made her name on Made in Chelsea – is a Tory supporter who kindly volunteered to utilise  her million followers for the party. Alas brains at CCHQ weren't impressed. Last month, Tory chiefs blocked Toff from becoming a poster girl for the Conservatives over concerns she’s 'too posh to win over Labour supporters'. However, the MP for Mansfield takes a different view.

Ed Vaizey’s reshuffle lament

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Although Theresa May's reshuffle of junior ministers was less gaffe-prone than the main event on Monday, there's a feeling in the party that overall it has been an underwhelming event. With little change in the top ranks of May's Cabinet, critics have been quick to suggest that she is too weak to carry out a proper reshuffle. But now there's a new criticism being levied at the Prime Minister: too much change. Ed Vaizey – the former culture minister and resident Cameroon – took to social media on Tuesday to congratulate Michael Ellis on his appointment as the arts, heritage and tourism Minister. However, he went on to complain that the fact Ellis was the 'third arts Minister in less than 18 months' was 'not so good'. https://twitter.

Caption contest: Too many vegetables not enough meat

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It's the morning after the night before and Theresa May's newly reshuffled Cabinet has just held its first meeting. Only there might not be much of a need for introductions given that the Cabinet hasn't changed all that much. Despite a brief game of musical chairs, the big beasts remain when it comes to the great offices of state. Shame the Prime Minister couldn't fit in the picture... Captions in the comments please. Update: ...