Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Ken Livingstone: I was too left-wing for the KGB

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The row about Jeremy Corbyn and a Czech spy shows no sign of dying down. Following a former Czech spy's claim that Corbyn was paid by the Eastern bloc to spy on Britain in the 1980s, the Labour leader has denied the claim and instructed solicitors to respond to 'any false and ridiculous smears' appearing online. Meanwhile, Tory MPs are calling on Corbyn to give permission for the publication of the Czech intelligence file on him. While that looks unlikely, one man who is happy to talk about his Communist dealings in the eighties is Ken Livingstone. Red Ken tells the Daily Mail that he met a KGB spy posing as a journalist for a number of interviews in the 1980s. This man even organised for him to go on a ten-day trip to Russia.

Irish Herald’s headline fail

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Oh dear. We're only two months into 2018 and already the winner for 'headline fail of the year' appears to have been found. The Irish Herald today publishes a report on a man who 'lived' in a flat with his 'dead wife's body in a wardrobe for 48 hours'. Rather unfortunately the accompanying half page advert is for... discount wardrobes: https://twitter.com/Trickstersworld/status/965573039294468096 Mr S hopes that this wasn't advertising selling against the story...

Toff apologises to the Rees-Moggs

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Since Georgia 'Toff' Toffolo was crowned queen of the I'm a Celeb... Get Me Out of Here jungle, the (majority of) Conservatives have been on a mission to hug their celebrity supporter close. In that vein, Toff was the centre of attention at this month's Black and White ball, where she attended as Stanley Johnson's guest. Happily her rising profile has not affected her manners. Writing in her Style column, Toff reveals that the first thing she did on arrival at the bash at the Natural History Museum was apologise to Jacob Rees-Mogg's wife Helena for calling her husband a 'sex god' in an interview: 'Stanley and I arrive and instantly bump into Jacob Rees-Mogg and his wife, Helena. So thin. Can’t believe she’s had six kids.

Gavin Williamson’s diplomatic incident

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Since Gavin Williamson was appointed as Defence Secretary, the Conservative MP has been in a rush to prove his credentials. From battling the Treasury over proposed military cuts to posing with rescue dogs, Williamson certainly seems a man in a hurry. However, with speed comes mistakes. Today's Financial Times reports of a diplomatic gaffe committed by Williamson this week. Ahead of Theresa May's speech this weekend in Germany on a new security relationship with the EU, the Prime Minister has been doing her best to charm European leaders – recently hosting Emmanuel Macron. However, this week Williamson dismissed the importance of one of France in defence matters.

Tory MP’s Glastonbury blunder

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George Freeman doesn't have the best record with regards to the Glastonbury music festival. The Conservative MP found himself the subject of light mockery this summer over his plans for a 'Tory Glastonbury'. Freeman organised the Big Tent Ideas Festival to try and reinvigorate his tired party. Now, he has tried to take aim at Glastonbury for failing where his festival will succeed. On hearing that plastic bottles will be banned at next year's Glastonbury festival, Freeman asked: 'why not THIS year?' He went on to say that – by comparison – there won't be any plastic bottles at this year's Big Tent (so there): Only there's a problem. The reason there is no plastic bottle ban at this year's Glastonbury is that...

Sarah Champion does a Leadsom

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Here we go again. During the last Conservative leadership campaign, Andrea Leadsom came under fire for suggesting that having children made her a better choice to be prime minister than Theresa May. In an interview with the Times, the mother of three said having children meant she had 'a very real stake' in Britain's future. The furore over Leadsom's comments was a contributing factor in her decision to pull out of the contest. Now it seems that Sarah Champion has taken a lesson from the Leadsom rule book. In an interview with the House magazine, the Labour MP suggests that tackling child sexual abuse has taken a back seat since Theresa May became Prime Minister – lamenting that David Cameron had more of an interest because he is a...

Ukip’s woes go from bad to worse

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Poor old Ukip. The party is already in dire straits, with its collapsing vote share, lack of funds and a laughing stock for a leader. You might think that things couldn't get any worse for Ukip. But you'd be wrong: the party’s troubles look to have just increased dramatically. Ukip has just been ordered to shell out for part of a £670,000 legal bill brought about as a result of a libel action made by three Labour MPs against Ukip MEP Jane Collins. The court order says: Ukip is already said to have little left in the bank, with reports that the party could struggle to afford to pay for another leadership contest if Bolton does get the boot. It is not known how much exactly Ukip will have to cough up as a result of this ruling, but Mr S.

Government’s Carillion fail

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Oh dear. With the government already in the firing line over the decision to hand Carillion contracts despite profit warnings, ministers are attempting a damage limitation exercise as they deal with the fall-out of the company's collapse. So, Mr S suspects whoever wrote today's 'update' for Carillion workers will live to regret it. A 'news story' appeared on the government website this afternoon with an update for Carillion workers. The problem was that the update simply comprised of: 'Blaah' Somewhat unsurprisingly, the article has since been removed.

Janan Ganesh, citizen of… Washington, DC?

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Theresa May's decision to launch a verbal attack on 'citizens of nowhere' backfired in the snap election when metropolitan voters turned on the Prime Minister over fears her Brexit vision was an inward one. Happily, citizens of nowhere have since found some champions of their own. Citizen-of-nowhere-in-chief Janan Ganesh, the Financial Times columnist, kindly wrote a column titled 'how to be a true citizen of nowhere': 'True, we tend to come from nowhere. I live in one continent, was born in another, but originate from a third. So I am not even from where I am from. I grew up in an ambiguous social class in one of those zone four neighbourhoods that are neither metropolitan nor Metroland. We have no identity to, as Sebastian’s protagonist puts it, “resign from”.

CCHQ vs the Moggster

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Last week Theresa May came under fire from grassroots activists not over her weak and wobbly leadership but over reported proposals to limit the say local party members have when it comes to selecting candidates. So, it's rather unfortunate for the Prime Minister that the man currently favoured by the membership as her successor is with the grassroots on this one. Speaking on the ConservativeHome Moggcast, Jacob Rees-Mogg criticised plans to centralise power on candidate selection as 'undemocratic'. He offered a cautionary tale of his own – had central office had their way the Moggster would not be in Parliament today.

Andrea Leadsom receives anti-Brexit death threat

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Boris Johnson will have his work cut out on Wednesday when he attempts to give a speech uniting Remainers and Brexiteers. Last week, Brexiteers started received death threats from the mysterious 'real 48 per cent'. Zac Goldsmith was the first to go public when an 80-year-old constituent received one in the mail. Now Andrea Leadsom is the latest to receive the poison pen letter: https://twitter.

Burns burns Soubry

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Oh dear. This week Boris Johnson will give a speech intended to unite the country over Brexit – and, most importantly, reassure Remain voters that Brexit Britain is a country that can and will reflect liberal values. Offering a trailer for the speech on Westminster Hour was the Foreign Secretary's PPS Conor Burns. Speaking to Carolyn Quinn, the Conservative MP hailed BoJo the man to restore 'hope and optimism' in the country. Only he stopped short of saying Johnson's optimism would be enough to win over chief Conservative Remainer Anna Soubry. CQ: Mr Johnson's big Brexit speech is billed as an appeal for unity on Valentines' Day. Restoring love between Remainers and Leavers - even Jacob Rees-Mogg and Anna Soubry do you think? CB: Restoring hope and optimism.

Andrew Marr’s on air gaffe

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Oh dear. Andrew Marr has found himself in the firing line this morning after the presenter congratulated a Tory minister on her interview... live on air. Penny Mordaunt appeared on the programme to answer questions on the unfolding Oxfam scandal and her plans as the recently appointed DfID Secretary. After putting in a confident showing, Marr – thinking the cameras had stopped rolling – went to congratulate her and offer a thumbs up. Only the exchange was broadcast live on air: Did Andrew Marr just turn to @PennyMordaunt at the end of this interview on @MarrShow and whisper “that was very good”!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/gXjQnAFxbL — Peter Stefanovic (@PeterStefanovi2) February 11, 2018 One for the MSM conspiracy theorists...

Lead Remainer suggests Cambridge vice-chancellor ‘should go back to Canada’

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Since leaving government, Lord Adonis has busied himself as a chief cheerleader for the campaign to stop Brexit. The Remain champion is on a mission to overturn the EU referendum result – criticising Brexit figures such as Nigel Farage for  kickstarting a 'deeply xenophobic and misogynistic' movement. However, this doesn't mean Adonis thinks everyone should be welcomed to the UK with open arms. Speaking at Cambridge University, the Labour grandee hit out at Cambridge vice-chancellor Stephen Toope over his £365,000 salary. In an interview with Varsity, the former transport secretary suggests Toope came to the UK 'because somehow he was going to be paid more than for a Canadian university'.

Grauniad’s Dominic Raab attack falls short

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The Grauniad is on a mission this week to expose the shortcomings of the government's crackdown on unpaid internships. The paper reported that Dominic Raab, the Conservative minister, had advertised an unpaid internship to support his constituency work just hours before the government published its plan to tackle unfair working practices. Only, Mr S can't help but wonder whether the paper ought to take heed of the old adage 'people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones'. After all, the Grauniad is the proud owner of the 'positive action scheme' which offers two week placements to BAME candidates... for no money. 'The scheme is unpaid, though reasonable daily travel expenses will be reimbursed.

Freemason fightback

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Here we go. This week the Freemasons have come under increased scrutiny after the Grauniad ran a front page reported that two Freemasons' lodges are operating at Westminster – which it said were for MPs and political journalists. This had led to a series of hit-pieces and criticism of the secretive society. Now the Freemasons are fighting back. The United Grand Lodge of England (UGLE) has placed full-page advertisements in several national newspapers – including the Times, as below – calling for an end to the 'discrimination' against their members. They insist that the organisation welcomes individuals from all walks of life but that members are 'undeservedly stigmatised'. One for Philip Davies to raise at the Women and Equalities select committee?

Listen: John Humphrys taken to task over Carrie Gracie row

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John Humphrys is usually the one who asks the questions on the Today programme. Not today. The veteran presenter was taken to task this morning for appearing to make light of the Carrie Gracie row, after leaked remarks revealed him joking with the BBC's Jon Sopel. At the end of his interview with the Lib Dem's Jo Swinson, she turned the tables on Humphrys, asking him: JS: '...and just while I have got you here John, have you apologised to Carrie Gracie for the remarks you made about her courageous stance on equal pay?' JH: 'I wrote an email to Carrie Gracie immediately after that exchange, yes I did…quite what this has to do with what we are discussing here, I fail to see.' Awkward….

Inside the Conservatives’ Black and White ball

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To the Natural History Museum, for the Conservative Black and White ball. Theresa May's Cabinet were given a chance to unwind with a glass or three of 'Brexit juice' (English sparkling wine) after a crunch meeting on the Irish border that afternoon. Guests munched on beef and kale (a pitch to metropolitan liberals?). Theresa May's speech at the annual fundraiser was well received – even if it was Rees-Mogg who was paid the most attention once in the room. Up for auction was the irresistible prospect of dinner with Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson in the Churchill war rooms. This prize was bagged by a Russian – perhaps they'll take notes on the tour.

Watch: Greg Hands’ disastrous turn on Daily Politics

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Oh dear. It's crunch day for Theresa May as her Brexit war cabinet gathers for the first of two meetings to discuss the type of trade relationship the UK ought to seek with the EU post-Brexit. With tensions running high in the party and Brexiteers nervous that Theresa May could be about to agree to some form of customs union (despite repeated denials by No 10). Before they even get to that, the Prime Minister must deal with the small matter of the terms of the transition period. With MPs already nervous about agreeing to a period where the UK is a rule-taker rather than a rule-maker, Greg Hands was sent on the Daily Politics in a bid to soothe tensions. Only things didn't go quite to plan.

Beast of Bolsover’s broken birthday promise

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PMQs proved a more lively affair than usual thanks to the Beast of Bolsover. Dennis Skinner attempted to ask a question on NHS funding but John Bercow managed to distract from the message by congratulating the veteran Labour MP on his upcoming birthday. The MP for Bolsover will turn 86 on Sunday – not that he'll be celebrating. In response to the Speaker, Skinner said he had no plans to mark his birthday: 'Well, I don't know about that. I don't celebrate things like that. I don't think you should celebrate age.' Perhaps there's another reason, however, that Skinner doesn't wish for a song and dance to be made over his birthday.