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It's safe to say that Boris Johnson is not having a good day. As well as finding himself in a row over whether or not he suggested England could withdraw from the World Cup in Russia, the Foreign Secretary has received a ticking off from John Bercow. The Speaker took issue with Johnson after he arrived late for an Urgent Question on the suspected poisoning of a Russian double agent.

Here we go. Last night Gary Oldman came away victorious at the Oscars – picking up the best actor gong for his depiction of Winston Churchill in the Darkest Hour. The film follows the attempts within government in 1940 to make a peace treaty with Hitler and Churchill's refusal to do so. Only not everyone was cheered by the news of Oldman's success. Jeremy Corbyn's former adviser Steve Howell complains that Churchill had many dark hours and so he will 'pass on any film glorifying a man who British voters rejected at the first opportunity'. Setting aside the small issue of Churchill's legacy (see what The Spectator said in 1965: 'We live as free men, we speak as free men, we walk as free men because a man called Winston Churchill lived.

John McDonnell's business credentials took another hit on Friday when the shadow chancellor struggled to name a single one of his 'business heroes' in an interview with the Financial Times. The pause was so long that McDonnell's press adviser eventually came up with a suggestion for him – 'Vince Dale', the renewable energy entrepreneur: Only there's a problem. There's no renewable energy entrepreneur by the name of Vince Dale. Instead, the person in question goes by the name of... Dale Vince. Mr S suggests the pair learn the entrepreneur's name before going in for a business endorsement...

What says ‘Theresa May’ more than a comic speech at a boozy dinner for a room full of journalists? That was the question the Prime Minister found herself asking a room of well hydrated hacks at last night's Westminster Correspondents Dinner. May took a break from the Irish border to regale journalists with a speech poking fun at her former colleagues, current colleagues, the lobby and ... Theresa May. To some surprise, May cracked several – successful jokes. She even found time to praise the Spectator's James Forsyth. Alas, not everyone was in such a jolly mood – Labour's Barry Gardiner was overhead muttering warnings to the press about what will happen to them (spoiler: not good) come PM Corbyn.

With the Irish border problem rearing its head once again this week, Sir John Major has popped up with an intervention Theresa May could probably have done without. In a speech today, the former prime minister urged May to keep Britain in 'a' customs union for the sake of the peace process. He went on to say MPs should be given a free vote on whether to accept or reject the final Brexit deal and that this should include the option to decide on a second referendum. However, Mr S can't help but sense a whiff of major hypocrisy in the air. Firstly, Major did not practise what he is preaching when he was Prime Minister. During his premiership, MPs were not given a free vote on the Maastricht treaty – it was whipped.

Oh dear. This week the Daily Mail published the findings of an investigation into the 'racist and thuggish' past of ex-Formula One boss Max Mosley. The paper asked whether Mosley – who donated more than £500,000 to Tom Watson, lied at his orgy privacy trial. Under oath at the High Court, Mosley denied a leaflet allegedly published by him on 'coloured immigrants' existed. However, the Mail claims to have tracked it down in a historical archive. The pamphlet says 'coloured immigrants' spread 'tuberculosis, VD and other terrible diseases like leprosy'. It says they should be sent 'home' because 'coloured immigration threatens your children's health'. Mosley denies the claims and appeared on Channel 4 news to try and defend himself.

Here we go again. Within Parliament it's no secret that there is little love lost between Conservative colleagues Boris Johnson and Tom Tugendhat. When Tugendhat suggested that it was 'really, really hard to do cross-cultural humour', the Foreign Secretary responded that jokes can be an ‘effective way of getting your diplomatic message across’. Now Tugendhat has gone in for the attack a second time. In an interview with Buzzfeed, the chair of the Foreign Affairs select committee says that the Foreign office has lost its way...

Oh dear. When the Sun reported this month that Jeremy Corbyn met with a Czech spy – posing as a diplomat – during the cold war, the story appeared to raise serious questions over the Labour leader's judgment. A spokesman for the Labour leader admitted he had met a diplomat, but said Corbyn had never knowingly talked to a spy. However, things took a turn for the obscure when former Czech intelligence officer Jan Sarkocy claimed that he met Corbyn and recruited him as an intelligence asset – a claim Labour dismissed as a 'ridiculous smear'. This denial wasn't enough to stop some Tories going on the offensive. Tory vice-chair Ben Bradley tweeted that Corbyn had 'sold British secrets to communist spies'.

Here we go. Ahead of today's crunch Cabinet away day at Chequers, Theresa May held a meeting with Dame Tessa Jowell. The Labour stalwart is suffering from a brain tumour – and the pair met to discuss what can be done to improve the 'woefully low' survival rates going forward. https://twitter.com/theresa_may/status/966667665552171010 Only such cross-party co-operation appears to be too much for some – even in circumstances of ill-health. The official UK Socialist Party Twitter account was quick to use the occasion to take a swipe at the Tories - they replied with what is surely a contender for 'worst tweet of 2018': Does that mean the £45m boost to brain tumour research will only affect Tessa Jowell? Stay classy...