Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Caption contest: the Theresa May vs Juncker death stare

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Theresa May has just had a humiliating night, as EU leaders rebuffed her bid for concessions on the Irish backstop, and told her the withdrawal agreement was no longer negotiable. The bleak response she received from the EU27 may explain this rather icy moment between Theresa May and Jean-Claude Juncker which was caught on camera at the beginning of the day: https://twitter.com/PhilipSime/status/1073516384095739904 UPDATE: Mr S is happy to provide an update for those wondering what the PM and Juncker were saying. Two expert lipreaders at Channel 5 have analysed the footage and reckon May was upset that the president of the commission had called her 'nebulous'. Footage below: https://twitter.

Gary Lineker dealt a fast ball by his BBC colleague

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Gary Lineker's tweets about Brexit has been getting on more than a fair share of people's nerves since the second referendum. After a brief sojourn as a responsible Remainer, the former footballer has since become a People's Vote fanatic, and can't stop ranting on social media about stopping Brexit from taking place. Now it appears that it's not just neutral observers who are finding his many interventions annoying. His colleague at the BBC covering cricket, Jonathan Agnew, took to social media this afternoon to say how unhappy he was that Lineker was breaking the BBC's impartiality guidelines: https://twitter.com/Aggerscricket/status/1073255577898356736 Mr S will leave it to readers to decide whether the cricketer or footballer is talking more balls.

‘Stop calling me insane’: Polly Toynbee gets taken to task over Brexit

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Polly Toynbee has been complaining about Brexit again. This time though it appears that she has met her match. The Guardian columnist appeared on the BBC's Politics Live earlier today talking about the woes of a no deal Brexit. But she ended up being taken to task for appearing to question her fellow panellist Liam Halligan's sanity for disagreeing with her. Here's how he responded: 'You can't keep calling people like me, questioning my insanity. I've spent the last three years reading documents about no deal that you don't even know exist. There are many, many people out there who voted to leave the European Union – I know you don't like it – and there are many, many professional people who think no deal will be absolutely fine.' Has Toynbee learnt her lesson?

The New York Times’ petty UK coverage continues

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Everyone's favourite Britain-bashing newspaper, the New York Times, is at it again. As Mr S has noted several times this year, the paper's coverage of Britain has rapidly slid from reasonably sensible to completely doolally, as it seeks to prove that the EU referendum has turned the UK into the worst place in existence. Recent highlights from the publication's coverage include the suggestion that everyone in London was eating boiled mutton and porridge until a few years ago, that nervous citizens are stockpiling food for a Brexit emergency, and that the town of Prescot has had to close its fire station (it hasn't). Clearly not having learned its lesson, it appears that the NYT is on the lookout for some dirt to dish on the country yet again.

John McDonnell’s crisis of confidence

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As the Conservative Party continued to battle this evening over the survival of Theresa May, Her Majesty's Opposition had the easiest job in the world. All they had to do was watch the carnage unfold without slipping up themselves. But that might have been too much to ask for some this evening. Reacting to the news that Theresa May had lost the confidence of 117 of her MPs, was Labour's shadow chancellor John McDonnell. He expressed deep shock that Theresa May had lost the support of over a third of her parliamentary party: https://twitter.com/johnmcdonnellMP/status/1072961182221377536 Mr S certainly thinks he has a point. But the red-book wielding shadow chancellor should perhaps apply the lesson to his own side.

Watch: Jacob Rees-Mogg calls on Theresa May to go

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Theresa May has survived the vote of confidence in her leadership, but Jacob Rees-Mogg has insisted the Prime Minister should still quit. The Tory Brexiteer said that the result was 'terrible' for the PM, pointing out that many of those who backed her were 'on the payroll': 'The PM must realise under most constitutional norms she ought to go and see the Queen urgently and resign' May has won a battle, but her critics are determined not to back down just yet...

Theresa May has 80 per cent chance of winning the confidence vote, say bookmakers

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It may be a terrible day for Theresa May, but the signs so far seem to suggest that she's at least going to win her upcoming no confidence vote. Four of the bookmakers: Ladbrokes, Paddypower, Betway and Betfair now suggest that the Prime Minister has an 80 per cent chance of convincing her MPs to continue backing her premiership.   Interestingly, Paddypower only gave the Prime Minister a 50 per cent chance of survival at the beginning of the day, but has since improved her odds in line with the other bookies. Were they convinced by the numerous ministers and MPs who have declared they will support the Prime Minister? If so, Mr S should remind them: the next round is a secret ballot, and MPs may not vote in line with their public proclamations...

Watch: Tory MPs refuse to talk on TV

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It's all out war in the Conservative party today, and as you would expect, things are already getting a little heated between Tory MPs. The rift between colleagues backing Theresa May and those calling for her to go was very apparent on BBC news this morning, where Brexiteer and letter submitter Andrew Bridgen was talking about the upcoming no confidence vote. At the end of his interview, he was then asked by Victoria Derbyshire if he was willing to stay on and chat with the deputy chairman of the Conservative Party, James Cleverly - who is backing Theresa May, and who had just joined them: 'I gather, that you don't necessarily want to talk to each other, so if you need to go, are you happy to, talk?' To which Bridgen replied: 'I'll go, that's fine' And walked off. Ouch.

The next Tory leader: runners and riders

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It’s official, 48 letters of no confidence have been submitted to the chairman of the 1922 committee, Graham Brady, triggering a vote of no confidence in the Prime Minister this evening. If she loses this, she will be required to stand down and a Conservative leadership election will begin. As James reports on Coffee House, already the next potential leaders of the Tory party are jostling to take Theresa May’s place. But any Tory MP who wants to take the Conservative Party throne has a tough ride ahead. First, they have to be popular among their fellow MPs, in an internal election that narrows the process down to two candidates. Then, after hustings, they have to win a vote among Conservative grassroots members.

Watch: Theresa May gets locked inside her car

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Poor old Theresa May. The PM is hopping across Europe in a desperate bid to try and salvage her Brexit deal. But quite predictably things aren't going well. After arriving in Berlin to meet Angela Merkel, Theresa May got off to a bad start – by getting locked in her car. https://twitter.com/SkyNewsPolitics/status/1072463780007809024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Mr S is pleased to report that it wasn't long before the PM was freed, although he suspects that not all Tory MPs will be pleased about that....

Watch: John Bercow burns Philip Hammond

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John Bercow gave Labour MPs a helping hand in the Commons yesterday by making his thoughts known on the Government's decision to delay a vote on Theresa May's Brexit deal. The Speaker said the hold-up was 'deeply discourteous'. But it seems he hasn't stopped his mission of making life tricky for the Tories. Philip Hammond urged John McDonnell to vote for the PM's withdrawal arrangement because it was the best that was on offer. But unfortunately for the Chancellor his remark teed up Bercow to take a pop at him: 'It's quite difficult to vote for something if there isn't a vote' Mr S thinks that Bercow does have a point...

Watch: Labour MP grabs the mace in protest at vote delay

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It’s been a day of high emotions in the House of Commons after Theresa May moved to postpone the vote on her Brexit deal. With Brexiteers, the SNP and Labour MPs distinctly unimpressed at the move, it all got a bit too much for one MP this evening in the Chamber. Step forward Lloyd Russell-Moyle. The Labour MP this evening made headlines after he broke a Parliament taboo. In protest at May’s decision to delay the vote, Russell-Moyle grabbed the ceremonial mace. This is against the rules and he has been suspended from the Commons as a result: https://twitter.com/dcakraemer/status/1072234234901860353?s=21 The Labour MP has so far succeeded in uniting warring factions in condemnation at his actions. Not that Russell-Moyle seems worried, he’s since been spotted in the pub.

Six denials in six days about Theresa May’s Brexit vote

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Faced with the prospect of overwhelming defeat, Theresa May has once again decided to kick the Brexit can down the road and delay the meaningful vote on her Brexit deal. Standing before the House of Commons, the Prime Minister told MPs that ‘it is clear that while there is broad support for many of the key aspects of the deal, on one issue – the Northern Ireland backstop – there remains widespread and deep concern.’ which is why she is shelving the vote. All of which rather confused Mr Steerpike. After all, nothing had really changed in the past week, and Mr S was sure he had heard multiple times that there was absolutely no possibility that this vote would be cancelled.

Watch: MP tells May: No PM is better than a bad PM

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Not for the first time, Theresa May's words on Brexit are coming back to haunt her. The PM once famously said that no deal is better than a bad deal. But in the Commons just now, Labour MP Peter Kyle had this to say to the PM: 'Isn't it true that no Prime Minister is better than a bad Prime Minister?' Mr S thinks that Kyle has a point. But given that the Labour MP is no fan of the party's leader, does his logic also apply to the prospect of a Labour government under Jeremy Corbyn?

Watch: Beast of Bolsover takes Theresa May to task

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Theresa May is having a hard time in the Commons on all sides but the most outspoken attack has come from a typical suspect. Step forward, Dennis Skinner. The Beast of Bolsover took the PM to task for delaying the Brexit vote, saying that by doing so she had handed over power to Brussels: 'Mrs Thatcher had a word for it. What she has done today: F - R - I - T. She’s frit.' Mr S is pleased to see that Skinner appears to have found some common ground with the Iron Lady...

Watch: Jenni Russell schools Alastair Campbell on Remainer arrogance

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When it comes to columnists who lean towards Remain, few are more vocal in their criticism of Brexit than Times columnist Jenni Russell. So, when Russell has to step in to warn arch-Remainer Alastair Campbell that he has gone too far, you know something has gone seriously wrong. This was the case on Newsnight on Friday evening. Russell used her appearance on the Brexit panel to explain why she had now gone cold on the idea of a second referendum: there has not been a big shift in public opinion and a no deal Brexit could win: 'The point is that absolutely no effort so far has gone into saying to people anything other than ‘you are mistaken, your lives are rubbish and they are going to be even worse if we leave.

Watch: Chief Whip’s failed attempt to woo Philip Davies over Brexit

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Oh dear. With the government on course for a historic defeat next week on Theresa May's deal, this is the point in the campaign that Downing Street had hoped to see MPs coming round. Alas not. So, it was a curious choice by the government to allow ITV exclusive access to Chief Whip Julian Smith's attempts to woo unruly MPs. Smith was filmed trying to convince Leaver Philip Davies to back the deal: https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1070727441776328706 What ever the intention, Mr S know who he thinks emerges as the voice of reason...

The Lib Dems’ big Brexit split

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Anyone watching the Conservatives tear themselves apart at the moment might be tempted to think that a political party could not possibly be any more divided. Well, the Tories may now have at last some stiff competition, as the Liberal Democrats face a remarkable split over their Brexit position. Since the coalition years, the Lib Dems have vowed to never sell out their principles again like they did over tuition fees, which led to their disastrous showing in the 2015 election. Which explains why they have since relentlessly focused on the one key issue that sets them apart from the other main parties in Westminster: backing Remain and supporting a second Brexit referendum.