Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

The Renew party fails to build bridges in Newport, Wales

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In these divided times the politics of centrist parties is all about building connections and crossing divides, so what better flyer design for a by-election in Newport, Wales than a local bridge? Unfortunately for the anti-Brexit Renew party, the bridge they chose for their election flyer was the Claiborne Pell Bridge in Newport... Rhode Island, USA: Realising their mistake, the flyer was quickly corrected by Renew, but it's hardly a great look for a party trying to shake off its middle-class, London-centric image. The party are trying to win a seat in Newport West, which voted leave, and is holding a by-election following the death of Paul Flynn.

Boris Johnson’s fox-hunting enthusiast donor

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With Theresa May's premiership on the ropes, there's an expectation of a Tory leadership contest later this year. It follows that Conservative heavyweights are currently working their hardest to lay the groundwork for a future campaign. In that vein, the latest register of interests shows that rivals Boris Johnson, Dominic Raab, Amber Rudd and Michael Gove are among the Tories to get recent donations which could prove helpful in the months to come. However, there is one donation that Mr S suspects could come back to haunt its recipient. Boris Johnson has been given a donation of £16,000 by Johan Christofferson. Christofferson is a hedge fund manager with a history of fox hunting – as a one time master of a fox hunt in the Isle of Wight.

Watch: fireworks in the Chamber between Bercow and Leadsom

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Oh dear, it seems as if the pressure placed on John Bercow after he blocked a third meaningful vote on May's Brexit deal, may have gotten to the Speaker's head as of late. In the Chamber today, Bercow appeared visibly angry when he apparently spied an MP behaving in a partisan way, and launched into this tirade against them: 'Let's grow up. Do grow up. For goodness sake, this is not a matter of party political hackery. Let's have some seriousness of purpose and mutual respect... For goodness sake, let's raise the level.' This in turn prompted Bercow's arch-rival, the leader of the house Andrea Leadsom, to respond that she thought: 'Mr Speaker may I just say that your response does not raise the level. But I'll leave it there.

Angela Merkel left baffled by parliamentary procedure 

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It’s not just the government who have been caught by surprise at Bercow’s vote announcement yesterday, it raised eyebrows in Germany too. The German Chancellor Angela Merkel admitted this morning 'I must confess I was not familiar with the rules of order of the British parliament from the 17th century'. Of course, Mr S, a well known expert on Jacobean constitutional conventions, saw it coming a mile off. But Mr S can’t help wondering how different the Withdrawal Agreement could have been had EU leaders known that without, in the Speaker’s words, 'substantial' changes, the deal wouldn’t be voted on at all.

Jeremy Corbyn reveals all at the British Kebab Awards

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As Westminster descended into chaos last night, with the Speaker’s announcement that he would block Theresa May’s meaningful vote, and with only eleven days until Brexit, where else would politicos be except the British Kebab Awards – which celebrate all that is good about the humble kebab shop. There was a serious moment at the event, with a minute’s silence held for the victims of the Christchurch attack. And some important polling information was divulged, as Kebab Award founder İbrahim Doğuş announced that your average kebab eater is a Remainer and votes Labour.

Watch: John Bercow lays into Andrea Leadsom

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Today, the Speaker John Bercow dealt a harsh blow to the government's Brexit strategy after announcing that he would block a third vote on Theresa May's withdrawal agreement, unless it changed in a substantial way. Not content though with just one attack on the government, the Speaker also found time to launch a dig at his favourite rival in the House of Commons: Andrea Leadsom.

Watch: Fiona Onasanya pleads her innocence

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Where is Fiona Onasanya, and will she fight to remain as an MP? This has been the question on everyone's lips ever since the courts rejected the former Labour MP's appeal against conviction for perverting the course of justice. Onasanya has been spotted in the voting lobbies since the decision -- possibly becoming the first ever MP to vote with an electronic tag round her ankle -- but has remained entirely silent about whether she would fight the petition, and vow to continue to represent Peterborough as an MP. Now it seems she has come out of hiding.

Is Theresa May being removed?

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Only last night, it was reported that Tory rebels - including a former cabinet minister - were refusing to back May’s Brexit deal unless she promised to resign.  Well it seems like they may have moved up their schedule. This morning, a removal van was spotted parked at the back of 10 Downing Street: [embed]https://twitter.

Watch: Donald Trump shoots down Leo Varadkar’s trade deal pitch

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Leo Varadkar is meeting Donald Trump today but the Irish Taoiseach's bid to drum up a trade deal between the EU and the United States has just backfired spectacularly. In their televised chat in the Oval Office, Varadkar told Trump: 'I look forward to talking to you...about trade, and how much I would like to see a trade deal done between the US and the EU. We've done one with Japan, we've done one with Canada - we'd love to strike a deal with the US, too.' But Trump was not impressed: 'OK, well we'll see, because the EU, as you know, has been very tough to deal with, and frankly it has been very one sided for many, many years. So we're changing that around. And we're starting to get somewhere and if we don't we'll win anyway.' Oh dear...

Scott Mann’s Ministry of Good Ideas

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The Conservative MP, Scott Mann, was widely mocked this morning, after he suggested that Britain's knife-crime epidemic could be solved by putting a GPS tracker inside every single knife in the UK: https://twitter.com/scottmann4NC/status/1106128906480951296 Quite quickly, it was pointed out that there might be a slight flaw in the MP for North Cornwall's plan: there are a lot of knives in the UK, and a lot of them are used for things other than stabbing people. Happily, his colleague and fellow MP Johnny Mercer was on hand to help today, and headed to Mann's office, newly dubbed the 'Ministry of Good Ideas' to see what the general public thought of his inspired policy idea. Watch here: https://twitter.

Watch: Chris Grayling joins the Cabinet rebels

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After abstaining on a vote against no deal yesterday evening, the three Cabinet ministers who defied the whip: Amber Rudd,  Greg Clark and David Gauke seemed to be enjoying their newfound notoriety, as they walked to an impromptu Cabinet meeting this afternoon in Number 10. The trio rocked up to the meeting as a bunch in a display of strength, solidarity, and no doubt hoping to be snapped by the waiting press photographers. But the group seemed far less prepared to be joined by transport minister Chris Grayling, who bumped into them as they strolled down Downing Street on their way to the meeting. The unwieldy foursome ended up walking awkwardly together in relative silence, spoiling any photo opportunities the rebels may have been hoping for.

Mark Francois: I was in the army, I wasn’t trained to lose

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Following the government's defeat on a motion ruling out no deal, Brexiteer MPs in the Tory party will be asking themselves one key question this evening: if Brexit might not happen at all, should I support May's deal? The issue already appears to have split some of the Brexiteers in parliament, with MPs such as former Brexit secretary David Davis swinging behind May's agreement, while ERG chairman Steve Baker has said he'll continue to vote it down. One parliamentarian who doesn't like he's going to budge though is Brexiteer and ERG member Mark Francois. Speaking to Sky news presenter Beth Rigby following the vote against no deal, Francois was asked: 'I don't understand: why you don't just take her deal and bank the win?

Watch: Steve Baker’s catastrophic Brexit interview

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Tonight MPs will have their say on whether Britain should leave the EU without a deal. The views of Tory Brexiteer Steve Baker on the subject are unlikely to come as much of a surprise. Baker thinks that taking no deal 'off the table' would be a 'really catastrophic negotiating error'. But Mr S. couldn't help but notice Baker's objection to the word 'catastrophe' in the same interview with ITV. Just moments later, Baker had this to say: 'Catastrophe is a word that should be reserved for genuine loss of life. No politician should use it.'   https://twitter.com/DanielHewittITV/status/1105875603163627520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Perhaps it is time for Baker to take his own advice on board...

Philip Hammond loses the crowd

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Anyone who's ever sat through a statement given by Philip Hammond, knows that he's not quite what you'd call a gifted orator. With his cringeworthy gags, stilted delivery and all the charisma of Milne's Eeyore, the Chancellor's budget announcements tend to resemble bad eulogies rather than the unveiling of exciting new policies. But even he might have been surprised this afternoon by how few Tory MPs were willing to stick around to listen to his full spring statement in the House of Commons. Although Hammond managed to draw a big crowd when his statement began, soon his colleagues began to trickle away.

Chief Whip Julian Smith’s small win

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At the end of last year, Mr Steerpike was somewhat sceptical that it was a good idea to invite an ITV film crew into the whips' office, as Theresa May headed for a defeat of historic proportions on the first vote on her Brexit deal. When Chief Whip Julian Smith failed to convince the backbencher Philip Davies to back the deal, live on camera, this only seemed to confirm that it wasn't exactly the best decision: https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1070727441776328706?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Perhaps an apology is in order though. Mr S can report that although Davies did not back May's deal first time round, last night he was finally won over and supported the Prime Minister in the voting lobby. Clearly the Chief Whip was playing the long game after all.

The New York Times on the parlour game played by Brits

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While the New York Times has a reputation for being the paper of record in the US, the newspaper has a less than stellar record when it comes to its reporting on Brexit and British daily life. In August last year, the paper suggested that until a few years ago Brits were living on a diet of mutton and porridge, and has since gone on to segue Brexit into a restaurant review and suggest people are stockpiling food for 29 March. Despite being widely mocked for its in-depth studies of British life, it appears though that the paper hasn't learned its lesson just yet. Yesterday, in a piece on the popularity of French hip-hop artists in the UK, the author opened with a somewhat unfair jibe about Britain being an ‘insular’ place.

Boris Johnson: Why I won’t vote for Theresa May’s Brexit deal

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Boris Johnson says he will still vote against Theresa May's Brexit deal. Here is his verdict on the PM's revised Withdrawal Agreement: I sincerely hoped that the Government would be able to make the wholly modest changes that this House urged them to make. And that there would be no risk that this country would find itself trapped in the backstop or no risk that we would lose our democratic right to make laws for this country, or pass them to a foreign entity for all time as we’re in danger of doing. But whatever the Government tried to do it has not I’m afraid succeeded. Now I congratulate the Prime Minister and the Attorney-General on their efforts.

Corbyn backs no-deal Brexit

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When it comes to Brexit, Jeremy Corbyn is still keeping his options open. But the same can't be said of his brother. Piers Corbyn has taken a breather from tweeting about climate change to throw his weight behind a no-deal Brexit. The Labour leader's older sibling wrote: 'The threat of CrashOut catastrophe is nonsense'. 'Nodeal OnlyDeal', he added: Mr S. thinks it might be awkward in the Corbyn family if Jeremy does end up backing a second referendum...

Geoffrey Cox clashes with Channel 4’s Jon Snow

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It's here. It's Brexit day, again. And Channel 4's Jon Snow and Geoffrey Cox, the Attorney-General, have come to blows on Twitter. Snow tweeted the latest from his 'lawyer contact' this morning on what Cox's verdict is on the Prime Minister's verdict. It's safe to say Cox was not impressed: Well, at least that's cleared that up then. Mr S thinks Theresa May will be hoping that Cox isn't quite so rude when it comes to him delivering the verdict on her Brexit deal...