Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Fiona Onasanya’s not the Messiah, she’s a very naughty girl

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As MPs begin to drift back to their constituencies this afternoon, there's one MP who’s definitely not finished the year on a high. Labour MP Fiona Onasanya was found guilty yesterday of perverting the course of justice, after a court found that she had lied to police about speeding and using her mobile phone to avoid getting points on her driving license. Obviously being found guilty of a serious offence while being an elected representative would prompt some soul searching, but Onasanya has come up with a rather novel interpretation of what the judgment means for her.

New York Times strikes again: what if Brexit were a restaurant?

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Here we go again. The New York Times has a habit these days of publishing pieces which take a rather dim view of Brexit Britain. The paper has published a questionable report on 'austerity Britain' complete with a slew of glaring omissions, news of Brits allegedly stockpiling food, an article on British cuisine with glaring inaccuracies and most recently asked UK citizens to get in touch with their accounts of experiencing petty crime in the capital. Now the paper has turned its ire on the UK franchise Bluebird London. The restaurant has opened shop in New York. The reviewer wasn't impressed by the dishes on offer and so has naturally compared the restaurant to...

Watch: Leadsom calls out Bercow’s own ‘stupid woman’ remarks

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The House of Commons has descended into farce after PMQs this afternoon, following allegations that Jeremy Corbyn muttered under his breath that Theresa May was a stupid woman. The Speaker, John Bercow, responding to a point of order made after PMQs, said that as he did not see Corbyn's utterance take place, he would take no action against him. But, confirmed that 'individuals that are found to have made unwelcome remarks should apologise.' In response, Andrea Leadsom, the leader of the Commons then skewered Bercow by asking him why: 'When an opposition member found that you [Bercow] had called me a 'stupid woman' you did not apologise in this chamber?' Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?

Pamela Anderson: I could handle Mr Barnier better than May

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Theresa May is desperately trying to convince both her European counterparts and her British colleagues that her Brexit plan is a goer. However, the Prime Minister has attracted criticism from across the pond – and this time it's not from President Trump. Step forward Pamela Anderson. The former Baywatch start turned left wing activist tells Jacobin magazine about her hopes for a Lexit (left wing Brexit) – adding that her preferred rpute going forward is a Jeremy Corbyn government: 'It is vital that the European Union is thoroughly and fundamentally reformed. Europe deserves a much better form of organized cooperation. And I would really support the UK attempting to create an alternative for Europe.

Listen: Business minister’s Brexit money gaffe

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It's a busy day for the government, as they finally unveil their immigration white paper and begin the preparations for no deal. But as the government's gears grind into gear, it appears that some ministers have been struggling with their own personal preparations for interviews. Energy minister Claire Perry was on 5 Live this morning to discuss the government's plans, but fell at the first hurdle when she was asked this simple question by Emma Barnett: 'How much [money for Brexit] has been allocated to your department?

Jeremy Hunt’s direct channel to Trump

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The past few months have been testing for the so-called special relationship. President Trump's visit to the UK ended in disaster for Theresa May when the US President gave an interview to the Sun in which he declared that her proposed Brexit deal would kill any chance of a UK/US trade deal. However, not all Cabinet ministers had a wholly bad experience. On Tuesday night, Mr S headed along to Jeremy Hunt's Foreign Office Christmas reception at Lancaster House – also known as the 'Foreign Secretary's leadership launch,' according to a fellow Cabinet minister. In his speech, Hunt told guests how his own relationship with Trump had flourished on that visit. The reason? It's not that Hunt hit it off with Trump in person.

Diplomatic parking fines: the worst offenders

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While they may be the bane of every driver who is stuck for a space in a busy city centre, most of us accept that when we've parked on those dreaded double yellow lines, we'll inevitably have to pay a fine later. But that's not the case for the various diplomats who inhabit the city of London. With the power of diplomatic immunity, the staff of embassies and consulates based in the capital are able to park where they like - and are not legally obliged to pay their fines. The result, as you can imagine, is some fairly huge debts racked up against the missions of London. In an effort to shame them, the Foreign and Commonwealth Office has just released how much the the various embassies owe from last year.

Clive Lewis fails to get into the Christmas spirit

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Christmas – the time for peace on earth and goodwill to all men. It's also the time of year for giving. Except that is if you're Clive Lewis. The Labour MP – and sometime Corbynista – has managed to raise eyebrows in Parliament over his attempt at a Christmas bash. While the bulk of Christmas drinks events in Parliament come with warm wine, crisps and the odd G n T, Lewis's Christmas bash could be described as less generous on the catering front. Mr S understands that guests invited to his drinks this week were asked to bring... their own refreshments and snacks. Still, it's merrier than anything the Leader's Office are planning. Jeremy Corbyn is yet to send out an invite for Christmas drinks for hacks.

Watch: Leave MP kicked out of Sky News interview

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As we get closer to Brexit day in March and the campaigners for a second referendum begin to gain momentum, tensions are starting to run seriously high in the Westminster village. But the most recent spat between two MPs might just be the most remarkable sign yet of how fraught relations have become between Remainers and Leavers. On Sky News, Labour MP and second referendum supporter Anna Turley locked horns with Conservative MP David TC Davies about the impact no deal Brexit would have on the country's economy. As the two sparred over which economic forecasts by the Treasury should be taken more seriously, Davies - unable to get a word in - took the unusual step of declaring that he would look at his phone while he waited for Turley to finish.

Six reasons why revoking Article 50 would kill Brexit, not pause it

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Have you noticed how many siren voices are suggesting that Britain rescinds Article 50 to buy time? The Irish Taoiseach, Leo Varadkar, tells us that it is in the UK’s gift to avoid a no deal Brexit and buy “more time to decide what it wants” We have Sir John Major saying “We need to revoke Article 50 with immediate effect. The clock must be stopped. It is clear we need the most precious commodity of all: time.” Versions of this can be heard elsewhere. But it’s legal nonsense, for reasons that are not properly understood. The ECJ did not give us carte blanche to revoke the notice and then re-issue notice as we see fit. Words matter, and each of its words has a legal definition.

Watch: Juncker vs May, Part II

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Oh dear. Theresa May has had a wretched time at the EU Council summit – not helped by the face Jean-Claude Juncker appeared to take a personal swipe at the Prime Minister by calling her nebulous. The pair clashed this morning over the apparent comments. Now the European Commission President has attempted to smooth things over. Only Mr S suspects he may have done the opposite. Asked in his press conference, what the pair said to one another when May confronted him, Juncker said they 'were not dancing' in reference to Theresa May's 'Dancing Queen' days. He insisted he did not mean that May was 'nebulous' – the comment was directed at UK Parliament in general. As for now? 'She was kissing me,' Juncker added, bizarrely. https://twitter.

Caption contest: the Theresa May vs Juncker death stare

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Theresa May has just had a humiliating night, as EU leaders rebuffed her bid for concessions on the Irish backstop, and told her the withdrawal agreement was no longer negotiable. The bleak response she received from the EU27 may explain this rather icy moment between Theresa May and Jean-Claude Juncker which was caught on camera at the beginning of the day: https://twitter.com/PhilipSime/status/1073516384095739904 UPDATE: Mr S is happy to provide an update for those wondering what the PM and Juncker were saying. Two expert lipreaders at Channel 5 have analysed the footage and reckon May was upset that the president of the commission had called her 'nebulous'. Footage below: https://twitter.

Gary Lineker dealt a fast ball by his BBC colleague

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Gary Lineker's tweets about Brexit has been getting on more than a fair share of people's nerves since the second referendum. After a brief sojourn as a responsible Remainer, the former footballer has since become a People's Vote fanatic, and can't stop ranting on social media about stopping Brexit from taking place. Now it appears that it's not just neutral observers who are finding his many interventions annoying. His colleague at the BBC covering cricket, Jonathan Agnew, took to social media this afternoon to say how unhappy he was that Lineker was breaking the BBC's impartiality guidelines: https://twitter.com/Aggerscricket/status/1073255577898356736 Mr S will leave it to readers to decide whether the cricketer or footballer is talking more balls.

‘Stop calling me insane’: Polly Toynbee gets taken to task over Brexit

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Polly Toynbee has been complaining about Brexit again. This time though it appears that she has met her match. The Guardian columnist appeared on the BBC's Politics Live earlier today talking about the woes of a no deal Brexit. But she ended up being taken to task for appearing to question her fellow panellist Liam Halligan's sanity for disagreeing with her. Here's how he responded: 'You can't keep calling people like me, questioning my insanity. I've spent the last three years reading documents about no deal that you don't even know exist. There are many, many people out there who voted to leave the European Union – I know you don't like it – and there are many, many professional people who think no deal will be absolutely fine.' Has Toynbee learnt her lesson?

The New York Times’ petty UK coverage continues

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Everyone's favourite Britain-bashing newspaper, the New York Times, is at it again. As Mr S has noted several times this year, the paper's coverage of Britain has rapidly slid from reasonably sensible to completely doolally, as it seeks to prove that the EU referendum has turned the UK into the worst place in existence. Recent highlights from the publication's coverage include the suggestion that everyone in London was eating boiled mutton and porridge until a few years ago, that nervous citizens are stockpiling food for a Brexit emergency, and that the town of Prescot has had to close its fire station (it hasn't). Clearly not having learned its lesson, it appears that the NYT is on the lookout for some dirt to dish on the country yet again.

John McDonnell’s crisis of confidence

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As the Conservative Party continued to battle this evening over the survival of Theresa May, Her Majesty's Opposition had the easiest job in the world. All they had to do was watch the carnage unfold without slipping up themselves. But that might have been too much to ask for some this evening. Reacting to the news that Theresa May had lost the confidence of 117 of her MPs, was Labour's shadow chancellor John McDonnell. He expressed deep shock that Theresa May had lost the support of over a third of her parliamentary party: https://twitter.com/johnmcdonnellMP/status/1072961182221377536 Mr S certainly thinks he has a point. But the red-book wielding shadow chancellor should perhaps apply the lesson to his own side.

Watch: Anna Soubry rows with fellow Tory MP

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Theresa May has survived a vote of confidence but the Tory party is not a happy place. Anna Soubry and Robert Buckland have just had a very public row on Sky News. It's safe to say the two Tory MPs did not see eye-to-eye about what should happen next. Buckland told Soubry that it was 'time to move on'. But Soubry said the PM was just offering more of the same 'empty rhetoric': Soubry: 'Let me finish please' Buckland: 'This is time for compromise not for people taking artificial lines and looking for nirvana' Soubry later appeared to mutter that her colleague's words were 'absolute rubbish'. Oh dear..

Watch: Jacob Rees-Mogg calls on Theresa May to go

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Theresa May has survived the vote of confidence in her leadership, but Jacob Rees-Mogg has insisted the Prime Minister should still quit. The Tory Brexiteer said that the result was 'terrible' for the PM, pointing out that many of those who backed her were 'on the payroll': 'The PM must realise under most constitutional norms she ought to go and see the Queen urgently and resign' May has won a battle, but her critics are determined not to back down just yet...

Theresa May has 80 per cent chance of winning the confidence vote, say bookmakers

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It may be a terrible day for Theresa May, but the signs so far seem to suggest that she's at least going to win her upcoming no confidence vote. Four of the bookmakers: Ladbrokes, Paddypower, Betway and Betfair now suggest that the Prime Minister has an 80 per cent chance of convincing her MPs to continue backing her premiership.   Interestingly, Paddypower only gave the Prime Minister a 50 per cent chance of survival at the beginning of the day, but has since improved her odds in line with the other bookies. Were they convinced by the numerous ministers and MPs who have declared they will support the Prime Minister? If so, Mr S should remind them: the next round is a secret ballot, and MPs may not vote in line with their public proclamations...