Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Watch: MEPs sing Auld Lang Syne as Brexit deal passes

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Members of the European Parliament voted this afternoon to pass Boris Johnson’s Brexit Withdrawal Agreement, ensuring that Britain will leave the EU on 31 January, with a Brexit deal in place. The passing of Boris’s deal also heralded the close of Britain’s participation in the European Parliament, ahead of Brexit day on Friday. And, as expected, the vote ended up being an emotional moment for many MEPs, who chose to mark Britain’s departure by singing Robert Burns’ Auld Lang Syne. Watch here: https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1222576142928023552?

Labour MP’s futile Select Committee protest

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After the departure of Laura Pidcock from the House of Commons, many hoped that Labour had finally gotten over its factionalism and refusal to cooperate with politicians across the aisle. Apparently not though, judging by the behaviour of one of its MPs today. The party's new MP for Coventry South, Zarah Sultana – who came under fire during the election, when several of her past social media posts implying she would celebrate the death of Tony Blair and Benjamin Netanyahu came to light – appeared very unhappy that Tory candidates might be seeking election to be the chair of a Select Committee. Sultana even posted a video of herself throwing a selection of Tory MPs' leaflets into the bin, writing 'lol, that's not me': https://twitter.

Labour official election report: result nothing to do with Corbyn

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There's nothing like a period of reflection after a historic election defeat. It offers those involved a chance to look at issues afresh and seek out difficult answers. Alternatively, if you are say Ian Lavery or Andrew Gwynne, it offers a chance to confirm everything you had already thought. The Financial Times reports that the results of Labour's official report on the party's worst election defeat for 80 years are in. The finding? Jeremy Corbyn was not at fault. Corbyn allies – and election co-ordinators – Gwynne and Lavery penned the report and it was shared with the national executive committee on Tuesday's away day.

Butler overlooks her recent past in deputy leadership pitch

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There are many characteristics that make a good leader. Honesty, eloquence, and charisma are traditionally high up on the list. But Labour's leadership elections have shown that one attribute is now prized above all else - loyalty to Jeremy Corbyn. Almost all of the candidates have tried to present themselves as Corbyn's natural successor. The latest candidate to put themselves forward as some unswerving Corbyn ally is the deputy leadership hopeful Dawn Butler. Ms Butler told a hustings on Saturday: 'We have some real selfish MPs, let me be honest, that thought it was okay that after Jeremy was elected, democratically elected as a leader, [they thought] "do you know what? Let's join a coup and do it again and try and deselect him." Well no. He was elected as our democratic leader.

Watch: John Bercow’s ‘insurgent of the year’ acceptance speech

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Love him or hate him, you can't deny that John Bercow had an outsized political impact in 2019. The former Speaker was instrumental in the battles to block Brexit through legislation and parliamentary procedure, and his decision to delay his departure probably changed the course of British history. So it was perhaps unsurprising that Bercow was The Spectator's insurgent of the year at last night's parliamentarian awards. Unfortunately, he was not able to attend the event in person, but did provide this video message, which put to bed the rumours once and for all, that he was a Speaker who was obsessed with self-promotion and only concerned about flogging his own memoirs. Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?

Watch: Boris Johnson’s acceptance speech for Parliamentarian of the Year

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Prime Minister Boris Johnson won The Spectator’s much-coveted Parliamentarian of the Year award at a ceremony in London last night. The former Spectator editor was sadly unable to attend the event but sent a pre-recorded message in which he thanked the publication, calling it 'the greatest magazine in the English language'. The video also featured Boris and Carrie Symonds' pet dog Dilyn tearing into a copy of the Christmas edition. Perhaps the Welsh rescue puppy could be set loose on another notable publication. Former speaker John Bercow used a pre-recorded acceptance speech to plug his upcoming book Unspeakable. Mr S would be more than happy to see the pooch get his paws on a copy...

Full text: Penny Mordaunt’s Parliamentarian speech

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Last night Penny Mordaunt was the guest of honour at the Spectator Parliamentarian of the Year awards. Below is an edited transcript of her speech. When Fraser first contacted me about presenting tonight, I have to say I wasn't convinced. I said, 'who, with a glittering Cabinet career ahead of them would ever be so stupid?' He said, yes, Penny – that is why we are calling you. I wasn't the first person he called. He tried Diane Abbott, and asked her to come along and do a quick round-up of 2019. She declined. She said she wasn't very good with numbers. He asked literally everyone. He couldn't get an ice sculpture to do this gig. So I'm sorry folks, you've got me.

Did MBS kompromat Boris?

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Boris Johnson is a big fan of Mohammed bin Salman. But why? Back in 2018, the then-foreign secretary was keen to sing the praises of the Saudi Crown prince. In an article for the Times, Boris was clear that MBS was good news: ‘I believe that the crown prince, who is only 32, has demonstrated by word and deed that he aims to guide Saudi Arabia in a more open direction.’ A few months on, Boris came under fire for accepting a £14,000 trip to Saudi Arabia from the country’s foreign affairs ministry. Only days later, Saudi dissident and journalist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered inside the Saudi consulate in Istanbul. Boris has, to be fair, since mellowed in his warm words for MBS. But why was he so keen on MBS?

Corbyn is the best Labour leader of the last century*

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*According to Labour party members. Research carried out by the polling company YouGov reveals the surprising fact that party members rank the absolute boy as the absolute best Labour leader of the last hundred years. When asked whether members had a favourable or unfavourable view of each of the last 13 leaders, JC came out on top. Yes, that's the same Jeremy Corbyn who just last month managed to secure the party's worst defeat since 1935. Corbyn beat the founding father of the modern Labour party Clem Attlee and far outstripped the most successful leader since the party's foundation, Tony Blair. As YouGov points out, the results are partly down to the fact that one in four (!!) Labour party members don't actually seem to know who Attlee is.

Durham miners boss makes ‘veiled threat’ to Tory MPs

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Who should be able to celebrate Durham's proud legacy of mining? Maybe those who represent the miners' constituencies in Westminster? Not according to the man who organises the annual miners gala, which takes place every July. Durham Miners president Alan Mardghum told the BBC: 'To paraphrase Johnson, I'd rather be found dead in a ditch than invite them or Johnson to the gala... Why would we invite Tories to the Durham Miners' Gala?' Never mind that many ex-miners voted Conservative at the general election and one former pit man is now a Tory MP. So what is Mardghum's advice to Tories who do decide to ignore his snub and come to celebrate their voters' history?

Ian Lavery’s period of reflection

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After Labour's catastrophic showing in the 2019 general election, most sensible people in the party decided that now was the perfect time to reflect on the result, and try to understand why it had lost so many voters in its former heartlands in the North and Midlands. Well, for Ian Lavery, the bellicose Corbynite MP for Wansbeck, that period of reflection is now finally over. And what did the former president of the National Union of Mineworkers learn? Perhaps that campaigning about justice for miners, when you took £165,000 from their union, was a bad idea? Or that your dear leader, as all the polling showed, was deeply unpopular in most of the country? Nope.

Six times Lily Allen could have ‘stuck to singing’

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When the actor Laurence Fox appeared on Question Time last week, and laid into the growth of identity politics in the UK, it's fair to say he didn't make many friends online. The actor has since been bombarded with abuse for refusing to apologise for his comments and was even denounced by the actors' union Equity, who labelled him a 'disgrace' – before the union retracted its comments. Now it appears the pop-star and mindless provocateur Lily Allen has added her thoughts to the mix. Apparently without any sense of irony, the singer hit out at Fox over the weekend, and claimed that she was 'sick to death of luvvies... forcing their opinions on everybody else', especially when they 'never have to deal with what normal people have to deal with'.

Keir Starmer’s revisionist history

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Keir Starmer has clearly decided that in order to win over the membership he must appear sympathetic to Corbyn and Corbynism. His campaign launch video was a masterclass in repositioning, presenting the soft-left Starmer as some kind of socialist stalwart. Indeed, speaking at the Fabian Society conference this afternoon, the frontrunner was asked by the Evening Standard's Ayesha Hazarika how he would win over those, 'who may worry that you have been too close to the past leadership?' Starmer replied: I don't accept this argument that everybody should have refused to serve under Jeremy Corbyn and we should have left our frontbench empty for five years so the Tories could wreck the country. I just don't accept it. A principled stand from Mr Starmer.

Laura Pidcock: I don’t miss being in the same room as Tories

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Leading members of Labour's left-wing met on Thursday evening to rally the troops and reflect on what went wrong in the election. 'I'm sure we've all had a good time to mourn and analyse what went wrong and why we didn't win the election,' uttered the chair opening the event. 'I think there were many factors that led to the defeat but I think there is one thing we should be absolutely clear about and that is that there was nothing wrong with Jeremy Corbyn's leadership.' The hall erupted into applause. Her comments set the tone for the rest of the evening: whoever was to blame, it wasn't Jeremy Corbyn. So, beyond the irreproachable leadership, what was responsible for Labour's worst defeat in almost a century? 'It was the media lies', the chair reassured the crowd.

Watch: Laurence Fox’s Question Time clash over Meghan

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'Let's be really clear about what this is,' said a Question Time audience member of Meghan's treatment by the press: 'let's call it by its name: it's racism'. Not so, said Laurence Fox, who was on the Question Time panel. 'It's not racism. We're the most tolerant, lovely country in Britain,' he insisted. But that response was enough to fire up the audience member, who told him: 'What worries me about your comment is, you are a white privileged male who has never experienced'. 'I can't help what I am...so to call me a white privileged male is to be racist', said Fox. Twelve hours on from Question Time, Fox is refusing to back down.

Watch: ‘Red Wall’ Tory MP Dehenna Davison’s Maiden speech

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This afternoon, the newly elected Conservative MP for Bishop Auckland, Dehenna Davison, delivered her first speech in the House of Commons. The northern MP, the first ever Tory to take her Durham seat since it was formed in 1885, has already caused a bit of a stir in Westminster, and been at the forefront of the new intake of 'Red Wall' Tory MPs who managed to seize Labour's working-class heartlands in the 2019 election. In her Maiden speech, the Tory MP described herself as 'chuffed' to be in the House of Commons and representing the people of Bishop Auckland, before delivering an impassioned defence of her constituency's 'industrial heartlands', Blue Collar Toryism, the police and NHS.

Will Jeremy Hunt turn government inquisitor?

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When Jeremy Hunt made it to the final two of the Conservative leadership contest, many presumed this meant he had secured at the very least a senior job in Boris Johnson's Cabinet. Alas it wasn't to be. When Johnson won, the then-foreign secretary was swiftly offered the role of defence secretary. He declined – insisting that he wanted to stay put. As a result, Hunt was shown the door. So, how does the MP for South West Surrey plan to spend his days now he is a mere backbencher? Rumours abound in Westminster that Hunt is considering putting himself forward for a coveted select committee chairmanship – the Health and Social Care Committee. Mr S understands that a number of MPs have been approached about potential support for the former health secretary.

Has Julian Smith just saved himself from a reshuffle chop?

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After the election, when discussions turned to Boris Johnson's inevitable cabinet reshuffle, most pundits were certain Julian Smith was destined for the door. The Northern Ireland secretary had made himself unpopular with No. 10 following several cabinet table outburst - the most notable being over Johnson's decision to prorogue parliament. So when it was announced that power-sharing would resume at Stormont, some speculated that Smith may have earnt himself a reprieve. Boris Johnson all but confirmed these suspicions when he singled out the Northern Ireland secretary for praise during an interview with BBC Breakfast. He told Dan Walker: 'I do believe in the strength of our cabinet. They're a fantastically able bunch of people.

Did Harry put Disney networking before the Royal Marines? 

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When the Duke and Duchess of Sussex announced last week that they were stepping down as 'senior' members of the royal family to 'carve out a progressive new role within [the royal] institution', plenty of eyebrows were raised at the couple's suggestion that they would work toward financial independence as well. After all, how will the pair manage to earn their daily bread without being accused of cashing in on their royal titles, connections and taxpayer-funded privileges? Mr S can't exactly see Harry heading down to his local job centre, while Meghan mans the nearby drive-thru.