Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Watch: Tory MP savages ‘rotten’ BBC

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It has been a bruising afternoon for the BBC in the House of Commons. An urgent question was granted on the findings of the Dyson report into the Martin Bashir affair and the subsequent cover up of how Panorama obtained its Princess Diana interview in 1995. Tory MP after Tory MP has queued up to lambast the Beeb for its failings. Memorable moments included John Redwood asking, 'How can someone who supports Brexit, believes in the Union and loves England be persuaded that the BBC’s views of public service broadcasting in future be fair to their views?' and Iain Duncan Smith calling for BBC bosses and Bashir to be referred to the police for a fraud investigation.

Watch: Labour MP’s conspiracy theory about Boris Johnson’s illness

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Valerie Vaz's month goes from bad to worse. The Labour MP was one of just two frontbenchers sacked by Keir Starmer a fortnight ago in the wake of the party's Hartlepool defeat. The surprise move prompted political journalists to joke that sacking Vaz as shadow leader of the House had been just the response red wall voters were demanding. But Vaz appears to have done her career little good today after a bizarre moment on Politics Live this afternoon. The MP decided that this was the moment to speculate about the state of Boris Johnson's health during his Covid fight at the beginning of April 2020, telling baffled panelists that the Prime Minister wasn’t as ill in intensive care as the public were led to believe.

Are MPs set to lose their favourite bar?

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Word reaches Steerpike of a dastardly plot to rob MPs of their favourite watering hole. The Strangers' Bar is located in the heart of the Palace of Westminster and has been plying honourable members with subsidised booze for generations. But now parliamentary bosses are feared to be considering the closure or dramatic overhaul of Strangers, under the pretext of Covid.  It follows a string of scandals at the establishment including the infamous Eric Joyce assault in 2012, with one Westminster regular muttering to Mr S darkly that 'a faction of men in tights want to kill it.

SNP councillor on Eurovision: ‘We hate the UK too’

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After the UK finished bottom of Eurovision on Saturday, you might have thought British hopeful James Newman was the big loser of the night. But step forward, Rhiannon Spear, SNP Greater Pollok representative, who managed to embarrass her newly re-elected party with a late night display of classlessness.The SNP's national women's convenor posted: 'It's ok Europe we hate the United Kingdom too. Love, Scotland.' Spear also serves as chair of Glasgow City Council’s education committee, tasked with the development of school curricula and educational attainment of children – what an example she sets them.

BBC journalist: ‘Hitler was right’

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It has not been a happy week for the BBC. The corporation has spent the last four days grappling with the fall out from Lord Dyson's damning report into the Martin Bashir affair and Prince William's angry response. Now a fresh controversy has blown up in the BBC Monitoring unit. Digital journalist Tala Halawa has been closely involved in the Beeb's recent coverage of the Israel-Palestine conflict, providing additional reporting in a piece on children who have died and fronting a video about the model Bella Hadid's views on the issue. Halawa is the Palestine Specialist in BBC Monitoring, specialising in Palestinian affairs and reporting for BBC services such as the Arabic website and the BBC World Service.

Can Goodwill defeat the Brady bunch?

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There have been few constants in British politics this past decade but Sir Graham Brady has been one of them. Elected chairman of the 1922 committee of backbench Tory MPs in 2010, Brady has served continually ever since – barring a brief moment of madness to consider a leadership bid back in the crazy days of 2019. Tough, independently-minded, experienced – he is to many what a 1922 chair should be. But now Brady faces a challenge in the form of onetime immigration minister Robert Goodwill. The latter is seen as a more congenial figure to some, in contrast to Brady’s very public past interventions on Europe, HS2, the badger cull and now Covid lockdowns.

Fact check: is Ian Blackford really a ‘humble crofter’?

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Mr S enjoyed the spectacle of the SNP's orotund Westminster Ian Blackford claiming at this week's PMQs that he is a 'member of Scotland’s crofter community.' The Edinburgh-born ex-banker provoked much laughter with the claim about his smallholding which he cited to justify an attack on Boris Johnson for 'planning to throw our farmers and crofters under the Brexit bus.' A similar claim back in 2018 that he was merely a 'humble crofter' prompted fellow former financier Greg Hands to remark: 'I had a career in the City and I don’t recall him being a simple crofter at that time. Maybe that was his codename on his Bloomberg terminal as he was buying and selling financial assets.

Sturgeon’s Indian variant hypocrisy

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With the Holyrood elections now over, Nicola Nicola Sturgeon has resumed her previous habit of fronting daily Covid press conferences – except, err, when it is convenient that she doesn't appear. Beginning today's briefing, Sturgeon referred to the 'so-called Indian variant' and declared she would call it by another name: From now on, I will refer to that variant as the April-02 variant. In recent weeks, this variant has become quite established in many parts of the UK, including in Scotland, and we have reason to believe it might be even more transmissible than the Kent variant. Curiously the First Minister Sturgeon felt no such need to rename the Kent variant – though Mr S can hazard a guess why.

Prince Harry criticises his family (again)

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Just days after appearing on a podcast in which he called America's first amendment 'bonkers' Prince Harry has now popped up again in another interview with Oprah Winfrey. Back in March, in his infamous joint interview with Meghan Markle, Harry told the media mogul that Prince Charles had cut off all communication with him but that 'I will continue to make it one of my priorities to heal that relationship.' So it was curious to hear the Duke of Sussex yet again criticising his father and the rest of his family in the interview, accusing them of 'total neglect' in its treatment towards he and his wife.

Hacked Off’s curious silence on Martin Bashir

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It has not been a happy day for those in Broadcasting House. An inquiry into Martin Bashir's 1995 Panorama interview with Princess Diana has concluded the BBC 'fell short of its high standards of integrity and transparency' and that Bashir acted in a 'deceitful' way by faking documents to obtain the sit down chat.  Judge Lord Dyson found the Beeb's subsequent probe into the incident to be 'woefully ineffective' with current Director-General Tim Davie forced to issue a grovelling apology. Bashir's account of events is described as 'incredible, unreliable, and in some cases dishonest' with some describing it as 'the BBC's phone hacking moment.

Life peer in ‘Israeli child killers’ fake news storm

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It has been an eventful years for Lord Nazir Ahmed. Created a life peer on the recommendation of Tony Blair back in 1998, the noble Lord repaid the favour by becoming one of Blair's most vociferous foreign policy critics, claiming that the government had tapped his phone and that the suicide bombers of 7/7 had an 'identity crisis.'  Since then he has been involved in various scandals including receiving a prison sentence for dangerous driving, blaming a Jewish conspiracy for the aforementioned sentence which led to his resignation from the Labour party and allegations of sexual impropriety which resulted in his retirement from the Lords just days before his expulsion.

Saint Jacinda’s immigration clampdown

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For several years now New Zealand Jacinda Ardern has enjoyed the status of being one of the world's leading liberal icons. The popular premier has backed progressive policies like bereavement leave for miscarriage, gun control reforms and tackling period poverty. Her handling of the pandemic – completely shutting the country off from the rest of the world – was rewarded by the voters last October when she romped home in a landslide. Predictably of course such actions have been greeted with an orgy of fawning praise from politicians here in Britain.

London Labour youth wing calls for the abolition of Israel

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Pro-Palestine rallies were held across the country at the weekend amid the deteriorating situation in the Middle East. Onetime Labour leader turned independent backbencher Jeremy Corbyn was the star attraction at the London shindig, waving a rose to his adoring fans just yards away from a ten foot inflatable caricature with devil horns and maniacal red eyes. While the suspended MP enjoyed a rapturous reception, he probably did his bid for re-admittance to Labour little good after being introduced to the stage by comedian Alexei Sayle who called his successor Keir Starmer 'a little shitbag'.

Revealed: George Eustice’s new nickname

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George Eustice has not enjoyed an easy time since being elevated to the Cabinet last year. The environment secretary has had a lot on his plate with the Brexit fall out, pesticide squabbles, a department dominated by Goldsmith allies and near-endless rows about free trade deals impacting Britain's food. This week a Cabinet row over talks with Australia has exploded out into the open with Eustice's faction concerned about the consequences for British farmers if trade secretary Liz Truss secures a tariff-free deal. Not for nothing is a new nickname for the hapless minister now doing the rounds: George Useless.

Neil Ferguson’s Indian variant optimism: ‘the curves are flattening’

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Amid much gloom in Westminster over the threat posed by the new Covid Indian variant, Mr S was intrigued to hear a counter blast of optimism this morning from an unlikely source – Professor Neil Ferguson.  The epidemiologist appeared on Radio 4's Today programme in which he said that this new strain appears to be less transmissible than some have previously feared as the 'curves are flattening a little' according to the 'most recent data.' Presenter Nick Robinson asked: Transmissibility is this key thing that you're looking to get the answer to.

Watch: Penny Mordaunt savages Angela Rayner

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Oh dear. Labour's unofficial collector of titles Angela Rayner popped up in the Commons today to attack the government over its supposed 'Covid cronyism'. Ministers such as Priti Patel have been accused of improperly helping to secure PPE contracts last year.  Unfortunately for Rayner her opponent at the dispatch box was none other than the redoubtable Penny Mordaunt. Mordaunt savaged Rayner's claims in a brutal exchange: I would suggest to [Ms Rayner] that an Essex MP is perfectly entitled to forward an offer of help from the Essex Chamber of Commerce to help in a pandemic. MPs do it all the time, it's part of our job, but [Ms Rayner] already knows this too, and I'm afraid so does everyone else.

Through the Keirhole: Starmer plots TV drama

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Pitch: a struggling politician eager to make his mark. He's 10 points behind in the polls, leading a fractitious party and struggling to prove he is the charismatic, dynamic and likeable leader his country needs. From where does he seek salvation? That time-honoured tradition of the fly on the wall documentary. Such an outlandish proposal could soon be all too real, according to the Times today which reports a production company is in talks with Sir Keir Starmer about the proposal. Broadcasters have been asked if they would be interested in showing the programme which some Labour sources believe could be an 'effective way to broadcast Starmer's personality to a larger slice of the electorate.

Greens team up with Tories to kill the ‘progressive alliance’

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There has been much talk in recent years about the prospect of a so-called ‘progressive alliance’ coming together to lock the Conservatives out of power. During the Brexit era commentators such as Neal Lawson and Polly Toynbee excitedly speculated on the electoral success a cross party coalition comprising Labour, the Liberal Democrat and Green parties could enjoy, based on their shared mutual values. Zoe Williams claimed of such a tactic: 'when it works, it often looks more like a landslide' while Caroline Lucas wrote an article titled 'progressive alliances are the future of British politics.

Whitehall blows £57,000 on gender-neutral toilets

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Mr S was intrigued to read in yesterday's Sunday Telegraph that public buildings will have to have separate 'ladies' and 'gents' lavatories in the future. The move – which has already infuriated campaigners who want more gender-neutral facilities –  will see building regulations and planning guidance amended to ensure separate 'ladies' and 'gents' facilities are installed in new buildings or those being developed.  Communities secretary Robert Jenrick is reported to be behind the changes which could see unisex lavatories, shared by men women, seeing the installation of partitions to ensure the privacy of occupants.

The world’s unluckiest anti-racist: Corbyn’s greatest hits

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Rallies for Palestine were held across the country this weekend which meant of course a starring role for one Jeremy Corbyn. The former Labour leader was introduced on the London platform by comedian Alexei Sayle who – in a move that will hardly aid Jezza's bid to be readmitted as a Labour MP – dubbed Corbyn's successor Keir Starmer 'a little shitbag' to rapturous cheers from the crowd. Corbyn told the crowds that international action provides 'succour, comfort and support' to those suffering in the conflict as they chanted 'oh, Jeremy Corbyn' and threw roses as he took to the stage.