Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Farage investigated by Commons sleaze watchdog

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Nigel Farage has been on a well-deserved high after Reform pulled off a spectacular coup at the local elections. But could that all be about to come crashing down? As if today didn't already have its fair share of twists and turns, the Commons sleaze watchdog decided to announce a probe into the Reform leader. Daniel Greenberg, the parliamentary standards commissioner, will investigate Farage to determine whether he broke the rules on declaring financial interests after pocketing a £5mn donation from a crypto billionaire in 2024. Reform says the present from Christopher Harborne was a strictly 'personal' donation and, as such, was not subject to Commons rules. It was also received before the leading Brexiteer decided to make a run for parliament.

Starmer-Streeting coffee summit lasts 16 minutes

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Pity Sir Keir Starmer and Wes Streeting. The embattled Prime Minister must get through a King’s Speech against the backdrop of the Labour Party utterly despising him. And the Health Secretary must sit through the King’s Speech while preparing for a risky regicide that could kill off his own career. Tough dynamics to navigate. The least anyone can offer these poor souls, surely, is a decent cup of coffee to tide them through the hours ahead. Well, it would appear not. At this morning’s highly anticipated showdown summit between the pair in No. 10 – briefed adorably by Downing Street as a mere coffee catch-up – Sir Keir afforded Streeting just 16 minutes of his time.

Ministers ponder resignation

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More than 50 backbenchers have now called for Sir Keir Starmer to resign, despite his rousing rallying cry for unity this morning. But the big question now is which, if any, of Labour’s big beasts will make a move against their dear leader. While cabinet contenders bide time, Mr S is told that ministers on the lower rungs of government are now bracing to resign, possibly as early as today. Although swathes of the Labour great and good have had enough of the prime minister, there remains considerable fear about taking a leap outside the government tent, only for it to backfire and scupper hopes of a top job in future. That said, there is still a sizeable contingent of backbenchers who are desperate to keep Sir Keir in post.

Burnham backer’s hypocrisy revealed

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https://twitter.com/BBCBreakfast/status/2053746102210384061 'Andy Burnham for thee, but not for me' — so suggests one of the Manchester Mayor's top Labour cheerleaders today. Paula Barker, MP for Liverpool Wavertree, took to BBC Breakfast to make the case for her king in the North amid growing Westminster speculation about a left-wing leadership challenge. The backbencher explained that 'the country has stopped listening to Keir, and that is the problem'. Hard to argue with that. Lavishing praise on Burnham, she declared that he is 'an excellent communicator and would have the progressive policies that we need to see to turn our country around'. Barker then moved on to laying out the red-carpet path for the mayor's return to Westminster.

Labour’s Catherine West moves against Starmer

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Labour MP Catherine West today accelerated her campaign to move out of the ‘random backbencher’ club and towards becoming a household name. The Aussie-born left-winger sent shockwaves through Westminster over the weekend after seemingly out of nowhere threatening to challenge Sir Keir Starmer for the Labour crown. While she stopped short of doing exactly that this afternoon, Wild West appeared to nail her colours to Andy Burnham’s mast as she kickstarted the process of an old-fashioned joint letter demanding an ‘orderly transition’ to anoint a new leader. In her letter, the obscure MP for Hornsey and Friern Barnet declared that the Prime Minister has until September to set out his exit plan.

Polanski exaggerates his CV (again)

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While all eyes today rest squarely on Sir Keir Starmer and the will-he-won’t-he question of surviving a leadership coup, Mr S cannot help but enjoy a glance over the shoulder at dear Zack Polanski. The Green leader has once again – sigh – been caught out over another glaring falsehood on his CV. Polanski’s past, as described by the man himself, has already proven to be a hotspot for discrepancies, ranging from incorrect claims that he served as a spokesman for the Red Cross to the disputed declaration that he was a member of the National Council for Hypnotherapy. Now, the former breast-enhancer has been caught incorrectly stating he once worked at the Ministry of Justice while campaigning for elected office.

Rayner backs Burnham over Starmer

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Oh dear. It seems that nothing is going Keir Starmer's way. Our poor PM is losing Labour MPs at a rate of knots, with nearly 40 now demanding his hand. With Wes Streeting's allies briefing furiously, it increasingly looks like the Labour leader's days are numbered. And this evening Angela Rayner has decided to get in on the act, releasing a 1,028-word statement that makes her discontent clear. The ex deputy-PM declares, sorrowfully, that given how 'many good Labour colleagues have lost their seats' it is clear 'what we are doing isn’t working, and it needs to change.' Warning, ominously, that 'this may be our last chance', Rayner – with all the hand-wringing worthy of a Maria Callas hit – insists 'we must be the party of working people'.

Angus Robertson loses Edinburgh

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The SNP look just about set to keep hold of Holyrood with an overall majority – but not without some major casualties. Spare a thought for Angus Robertson, who has been ousted from his Edinburgh Central seat by another nat – only this time from the Scottish Greens. The former government minister and party deputy leader not only lost but slumped to a humiliating third place. He was defeated by radical leftie Lorna Slater, who finished comfortably ahead by 5,000 votes. Slater previously served as a minister in the Scottish Government after the 2021 election, when the SNP got into bed with the Greens. The power-sharing arrangement ended in 2024. The Canadian trumpeted her victory as a ‘significant milestone’'.

Watch: Robert Jenrick reunites with political ex

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOqL0qD2Lv0&t=79s No one enjoys a first encounter with an ex after a break-up. But surely few less so than Robert Jenrick and his one-time Tory leadership cheerleader, Victoria Atkins. The unlucky pair were parked side-by-side on the Beeb for a painfully awkward local elections post-mortem. In an Oscar-worthy admission, Atkins revealed that Jenrick hasn’t spoken to her since he upped sticks and left the Tories, declaring: ‘I considered us to be very good friends and so it has been a great personal loss for me as well as a professional one’.

Watch: Pro-Gaza candidates celebrate success

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Allahu Akbar, one and all. It’s been a big night for Green and independent candidates standing in the Gaza – sorry, British – local elections. While Reform has much to celebrate in gaining ground across the country, so too, it seems, do the people of Palestine, who now find themselves represented in town hall decision-making about bin collections and potholes nationwide. As if they hadn't suffered enough, eh? Successful pro-Palestine candidates have wasted no time taking to social media to express their pride at winning swathes of British voters. https://twitter.com/sirwg202110/status/2052642475018178927 One such individual is 25-year-old Baggy Khan, a newly elected Green councillor for Halliwell, Bolton.

The Fistfight for Fareham

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It’s been a stonking set of local elections for Reform, with a turquoise wave sweeping through country showing no signs of slowing down. The party has penetrated the backyards of wannabe prime ministers Angela Rayner and Andy Burnham and has swept to victory in the former Tory stronghold of Havering. Already Reform is up 250 seats as the Labour vote plummets. But, while Nigel Farage has plenty to drink to today, the Tories have been celebrating clinging on in Fareham council, part of which makes up Suella Braverman's Westminster seat of Fareham and Waterlooville. The former Conservative Home Secretary made the move to team Farage in January after months of defection rumours.

Polanski pontificates on Israel (again)

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Good old Zack Polanski spent the night before the local elections pontificating once again on – you guessed it – Palestine. The searing insight Britain’s own former breast-enhancing hypnotist offered this time was that Israel does not have a right to exist. This, the philosophising Green leader proclaimed, is because no country should enjoy such a privilege. Polanski was invited to indulge the nation with his thoughts during an appearance on ITV’s Peston programme. Pressed on whether the tiny Middle Eastern state ought to be granted permission to continue existing, the newly anointed vanguard of Woke Britain declared: I don’t believe any country has a right to exist. People have a right to exist, the Israelis have a right to exist, the Palestinians have a right to exist.

Starmer’s TikTok backfires (again)

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Sir Keir Starmer’s desperation to get down with the kids hit new lows in the run up to the local elections. The Prime Minister’s team genuinely think that the best way to bring the ‘real Keir’ to the youngsters is bypassing the lens of the evil right-wing media and heading straight to… TikTok! Given its links to Beijing, so much for being the party of Sinoscepticisim... The strategy certainly hasn’t come without risks. In January Labour issued a grovelling apology for posting a video on the party’s page featuring a song with, shall we say, controversial lyrics. The tune in question, ‘Montagem Coral’ by DJ Holanda, discusses giving young women drugs before sleeping with them, alongside the joys of beer and marijuana.

Kemi savages David Gauke’s knightood

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Happy polling day one and all. While the political parties knock up doors, the Financial Times has brought some merriment to Westminster by revealing plans for the forthcoming Kings's birthday honours' list. There are the usual City grandees including the bosses of Barclays, Citigroup and the London Stock Exchange Group (up the workers eh?) But Steerpike's eye was caught by the name of David Gauke, the onetime Tory Justice Secretary among the nominees. In days of yore, Gauke was a favourite of Conservative high command, often being wheeled out in parliament to answer tricky questions. 'Uncork the Gauke!' would be the cry in the Commons whenever the Member for South West Hertfordshire got to his feet. But now Gauke's name is more likely to be met by a barrage of Tory abuse.

Burnham’s Green flirtation angers Labour MP

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Andy Burnham has once again sent Labour’s Blairite backbenches into a storm. The wannabe Prime Minister has a knack for infuriating his party’s ‘right’ and today is no exception. His latest wheeze? Signing up to a ‘progressive rally’ in East London, where he’ll be parked alongside such political luminaries as former Green leader Caroline Lucas and Lib Dem grandee Sir Vince Cable. The Change:Now event, slated for the end of this month, is choc-a-bloc with trade union barons, left-wing think tankers and even the director of an organisation dedicated to ‘building migrant power’. Ministry of Housing minister Miatta Fahnbulleh, an Ed Miliband acolyte, also makes the bill. Talk about a grand coalition: from the left to the, er, even more left...

Polanski grovels over Golders Green (again)

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With a day to go before voters head to the polls, Zack Polanski is determined to go out with a bang. Having already issued a quasi-apology to the police after criticising their handling of the Golders Green knife incident, the great Green boob whisperer decided the morning before local elections day would be the perfect moment for a sequel. Cue an appearance on BBC Radio 4’s Today programme, where Nick Robinson invited him to explain why his ire seemed directed less at the man with the blade and more at those trying to stop him. In a bid to appeal to both the Mothin Alis and Caroline Lucases of the world, Polanski responded: Two things can be true at the same time.

Polanski squirms on Red Cross claims

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Zack Polanski is no stranger to reinventing himself. He’s been an actor, a hypnotherapist capable of enlarging breasts, a nightclub promoter, a mental health counsellor and even… a Lib Dem. Now the Times has uncovered another entry on the already well-stuffed Polanski CV. According to the Green leader, he once served dutifully as a spokesman for the British Red Cross. Only the Times also discovered that this was a complete fiction, the left-wing leader never actually held the role. Polanski made the claim on his site while running for Green deputy leader in 2022. But the British Red Cross last night confirmed Polanski ‘has not been a spokesperson’. Rather, he had been an on-stage host ‘for several fundraisers’.

Starmer to 2024 intake: back me or else

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With two days to go before voters take to the ballot box, leadership manoeuvring, that perennial Westminster pastime, has slipped into a higher gear. Allies of Angela Rayner, Andy Burnham and Wes Streeting have been making the rounds among ever more febrile backbenchers. And their respective teams are at work to ensure plans are in place should the first blow be struck amid what many are bracing to be a local election bloodbath. So grave is the mood that Rayner has even quit vaping. One can only wonder if booze will be next after she was alleged to have drunkenly crashed into the door of parliament’s Strangers bar last week… Meanwhile, over in Downing Street, an operation to Save Sir Keir Starmer is in full swing.

Watch: Kemi Badenoch lays into pro-Palestine heckler

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A key component of Kemi Badenoch’s pitch to the country is that ‘you will always know where you stand with me’. Yesterday, out on the local elections campaign trail, the Tory leader jumped at the opportunity to prove it. You may not agree with me, but you will always know where you stand with me.Today in Billericay, a heckler tried to shout me down as I spoke about the normalisation of hatred towards Jews. I did not back down, because it needs to be said. British Jews are being targeted and… pic.twitter.com/mVrb9EBHdD— Kemi Badenoch (@KemiBadenoch) May 4, 2026 During a stump speech in Billericay, in Essex, Badenoch was accosted by a tedious heckler, deploying the classic buzzwords of ‘anti-Muslim hate’ and ‘pro-Palestine’.