Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Will anyone stand by Prince Andrew now?

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Well, at least someone's having a worse week than Boris Johnson. For the Queen has announced this afternoon that Prince Andrew has now been stripped of his military affiliations and patronages that meant so much to them both. The news follows a day after an American judge gave the green light for the Duke of York to face a sexual assault civil lawsuit in the States. The move comes hours after more than 150 military veterans wrote to Her Majesty to ask her to strip Andrew of his honorary military roles amid what they described as their 'upset and anger.' The Queen's statement makes clear that Andrew will 'continue not to undertake any public duties' and is defending his ongoing lawsuit as a 'private citizen.' Ooft. https://twitter.

Chinese spy suspect infiltrates parliament

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As if there wasn't enough drama in parliament today. Peers and MPs have just been warned that a suspected agent working for the Chinese government has been trying to infiltrate the Palace of Westminster, in a plot that wouldn't seem out of place in a James Bond film. Talk about The Spy Who Loved Xi. MI5 has now released a security threat warning of a specific spying threat targeted by Labour donor Christine Lee. She has been a long-time funder of Labour MP Barry Gardiner’s office through her law firm Christine Lee & Co, which also works for the Chinese Embassy in London. Donations began in September 2015, soon after Gardiner joined Jeremy Corbyn's frontbench.

Gina Miller’s party flop

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Political parties are very much in vogue at the moment so naturally Gina Miller had to get in on the act. Steerpike's favourite millionaire barrister has launched her long-awaited centrist initiative this morning, hailing the advent of the 'True and Fair party' before an audience of just, er, thirteen people – unlucky for some. Mr S is no political scientist but the fact he knew 30 per cent of the attendee list personally would suggest the project doesn't exactly scream 'mass membership movement.' Will Miller be suing those who didn't turn up? By way of comparison, around 40 people are reported to have attended Boris Johnson's drinks in May 2020 meaning you could get three Miller launches into every No. 10 garden party.

Is partygate a Remainer plot?

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The mood in Westminster this morning is febrile as Tory MPs plot to consider their leader's future. Facing questions over partygate, plunging polls and mutinous ministers, can anything save Boris Johnson? Well, yes, but perhaps salvation comes in an unlikely form. For in another typically brilliant intervention, Lord Adonis — Britain's most ironically titled peer — has reminded Boris-doubters what they stand to lose if they eject him by suggesting 'If Boris goes, Brexit goes' too. The ardent Remainiac appears to have said the quiet part out loud in articulating the feelings of many Johnsonite critics.

Cabinet’s half-hearted backing for Boris

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In this age of social media, it’s live by the tweet and die by the tweet. And when a Tory PM is in peril, such shenanigans take on an importance of semi-constitutional significance as ministers rush (or hesitate) to signal their allegiances. The most ominous sign for Boris Johnson yesterday was how quiet his Cabinet colleagues were after his dreadful PMQs battering.  The session concluded shortly after 12:30 p.m but it was nearly two-and-a-half hours before the first minister declared their support. The social media silence was in stark contrast to Barnard Castle 18 months ago when minister after minister threw themselves over the top to defend Dominic Cummings.

Rees-Mogg does his bit for the Union

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You know it’s bad when Rees-Mogg does the media round. Ever since his disastrous interview on Grenfell in the 2019 election, Tory party managers have been keen to keep the Old Etonian’s performances on national television to a minimum. But given both the dire straits in which Boris now finds himself and the half-hearted backing of his cabinet, it was cometh the hour, cometh the Mogg. And the leader of the Commons certainly brought the House down.  First Mogg went on LBC to dismiss those calling for Johnson to quit, claiming ‘The people who have come out so far are people like Roger Gale and Douglas Ross who never supported the Prime Minister.

Peter Bone’s sly pop at Boris

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Peter Bone was up at PMQs today, asking a rare, non-partygate question to our beleaguered Prime Minister on whether he'd abolish the BBC licence fee (answer: no). But not all the Wellingborough backbencher's maneuverings in Parliament this week seem designed to be so helpful to Boris, as he battles to save his premiership. For Mr S has spotted that Bone has a Private Members' Bill up in the House of Commons on Friday on... how to replace an incapacitated Prime Minister. As speculation heats up over who could and should replace Johnson, Bone's timely move seeks to tidy up the question of succession to the post of First Lord of the Treasury.

Watch: Starmer calls for Johnson to resign

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It's unfortunate for Boris Johnson that one of his worst appearances at PMQs has coincided with one of Keir Starmer's best. The Leader of the Opposition has clearly had his cornflakes today as he tore into the shambling PM and did what many of his party have been wanting for months: calling on Johnson to resign.  The embattled premier was initially somewhat helped by Lindsay Hoyle's intervention to call for order but Starmer doubled down in his supplementary questions. He referenced the resignations of Matt Hancock and Allegra Stratton and noted Johnson said the former was 'right to resign' for breaking Covid restrictions.

Watch: Boris apologises for No. 10 party

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It's probably the most difficult PMQs he'll ever have to face. Boris Johnson is on the back foot today over reports on a garden party which went on in No. 10 in May 2020. Just before he faced questions from MPs, Johnson took the opportunity to finally apologise to the House and to the country, telling them 'I know the rage' the public 'feel towards me' and saying 'I must take responsibility. No. 10 is a big department with the garden as an extension of the office' but 'I believed implicitly this was a work event. Will that be enough? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF4A2X_3ZTY Here's the full text of what Boris had to say: 'I want to apologise. I know that millions of people across this country have made extraordinary sacrifices over the last 18 months.

Party-planners troll No. 10

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Westminster's finest are gathering today ahead of Boris Johnson's much-awaited appearance at Prime Ministers' Questions. The embattled premier is expected to be grilled shortly in the Commons about the garden party which took place in No. 10 in May 2020, following a morning media round blackout by the government in recent days. Yet while the House should be full today, government whips should not expect many of those on the Tory benches to be there in support. Some tell Mr S they are just there to watch the blood sport, putting in prayer cards to witness the unfolding drama in Parliament.

Who is Sue Gray?

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She’s the name that’s on everyone’s lips in Westminster. As Tory ministers flounder to defend their beleaguered leader over partygate, their oft-repeated line ‘let’s wait for Sue Gray’s inquiry’ has elevated the little-known civil servant investigating No. 10's parties into something of a Delphic oracle, the woman whose judgements could make or break a Prime Minister. But just who is the mandarin dubbed by her colleagues ‘Deputy God?’  Gray is, in some respects, a classic Whitehall mandarin. Now in her mid-sixties, she’s spent the bulk of her career climbing the rungs in the civil service since the 1970s, with stints in the Transport, Health and DWP ministries.

Tories move to stop dodgy donors

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Amid all the hubbub of cheese, wine and garden parties, it can be hard to focus on non-Covid matters. Still, one Tory MP appears to have managed it, given the decision of Jesse Norman today to table an amendment to the Higher Education (Freedom of Speech) Bill.  Norman, whose motion is seconded by a trio of well-respected colleagues — Sir Robert Buckland, Robert Halfon and Damian Green — wants universities to declare all donations over £50,000 from foreign donors and list those sums in an annual register published by the Office for Students.

Watch: MP breaks down in tears during partygate debate

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To look at the House of Commons this morning, you'd have thought Labour won the last election. The green benches on the government side were bereft of the usual Tory hordes, while the opposition was crammed with jeering Labour backbenchers. The reason? The Speaker Lindsay Hoyle had granted an Urgent Question on the subject of No. 10's parties in May 2020, following yesterday's revelations by ITV. Boris Johnson was busy elsewhere so the call went out for the Paymaster-General. Poor Michael Ellis was sent out for the most thankless task since the Charge of the Light Brigade, armed only with his legal training in dodging, ducking, deflecting and evading difficult questions.

Seven times No. 10 denied breaking Covid rules

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Oh dear. It seems the great government post-Christmas reset isn't going all too well after last night's revelation that Downing Street staff were invited to a drinks party in the No. 10 garden during the first national lockdown. Martin Reynolds, the PM's Principal Private Secretary, sent an email on 20 May 2020 to more than 100 people asking them to come and 'make the most of the lovely weather' and to 'bring your own booze!' Not Sir Humphrey's finest hour... Boris and Carrie Johnson are alleged to have attended the garden party too, which, er, makes something of a mockery of the Prime Minister's insistent denials that he knew of no such parties being held throughout the pandemic.

Wanted: a Budget co-ordinator for Rishi

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Budgets can be tricky things to manage. George Osborne saw two of his unravel in 2012 and 2016, over hot pasties and welfare cuts respectively, while his 2013 effort was derailed by the Evening Standard breaking its embargo. Thankfully Rishi Sunak has largely avoided such embarrassments in his three efforts so far. Helped by a legion of Rolls-Royce civil servants – and a savvy social media team – the Richmond MP has enjoyed favourable poll ratings off the back of his well-received statements, accompanied, as always, by carefully-crafted images depicting the Chancellor at his best. But it seems all that isn't enough for the ambitious resident of No. 11.

Boris Johnson’s Israel entanglement

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Over Christmas, Steerpike was just one of those enjoying the memoirs of doughty Brexit street-fighter Mark Francois. Some 4,000 copies have now been sold, according to the Essex MP, whom Mr S encountered at a favourite Westminster haunt last week.  And book sales are not the only cause for the self-styled 'Spartan' to be celebrating, as Francois (successfully) proposed on New Years' Eve to longtime girlfriend Olivia Sanders, the mayor of Brentwood and one half of the Posh and Becks of Essex politics. What better way to mark the first anniversary of the end of the Brexit transition period?

W1A: Michael Gove gets trapped in a lift

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It seems the government reset isn't going exactly to plan. Michael Gove, Boris Johnson's trouble-shooter, was due to appear on Radio 4's Today programme in the coveted 8:10 a.m slot this morning to explain how he has finally solved the long-running cladding crisis as part of his housing brief.  But what should have been a moment of triumph turned into an episode of farce. For, in scenes straight out of W1A, the Minister for Levelling Up appears to be unable to, er, go up a level, as he spent more than half an hour trapped in one of the Corporation's lifts. An embarrassed BBC presenter Nick Robinson was forced to explain the unfolding drama live on air as Gove's interview was pushed back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?

Will the Queen get her just desserts?

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Victoria sponge, cherries jubilee and coronation chicken: a trio of Britain's best loved foods, all of which share a monarchical theme. Each of these dishes was either created for a member of the Royal Family or to mark a royal occasion, with the three being respectively linked to Queen Victoria, her diamond jubilee in 1897 and finally our own current Queen's coronation in 1953. Now, as Her Majesty prepares to mark 70 years on the throne, the search is on to find an appropriately delectable dish to mark the Platinum Jubilee. For today a call has gone out across the land for a 'Platinum Pudding' fit for a Queen.