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Nicola Sturgeon's latest independence wheeze might have received a near-universal panning but there's one organ she can always count on for stellar support: the National. 'SAVE THE DATE' screamed its front page today, replete with ten pages of Pyongyang-style praise for the Dear Leader and her latest, brilliant move that will almost certainly fall short of legal reality. Still, at least the National get something in return for such fealty. For the Scottish Government under Sturgeon has spent thousands in recent years on purchasing hundreds of copies of the newspaper – even though it is available online or via a (cheaper) digital subscription.

To Policy Exchange, the chameleon think tank that changes with the seasons. The summer party was well under way by the time Mr S rocked up, with Gavin Williamson and Sajid Javid clutching glasses in the shade of Westminster Abbey. But Pimms and canapés weren’t the only things on the menu tonight, as Rishi Sunak took to the stage to deliver the keynote speech at one of Westminster’s hottest summer receptions. The Chancellor has been smarting in recent weeks from the stinging criticism that followed his Spring Statement. And his mood can’t have been helped by the introduction he was given by Policy Exchange’s chairman Alexander Downer, the former Australian High Commissioner.

Oh dear. Is Boris Johnson's bid to rip up the Northern Ireland Protocol over before it really began? First, Simon Hoare, the chair of the Northern Ireland Select Committee, lobbed a grenade at Foreign Secretary Liz Truss, asking whether her support for the government's bill was merely 'a muscle flex for a future leadership bid?' When the camera panned to Truss on the frontbench, she had, er, left her seat. And then, in the words of King Louis XV, 'Après moi, le déluge.' For shortly after Hoare sat down, it was Theresa May's time to rise to her feet.

It's not just Ed Miliband making a comeback under Sir Keir: now the former Labour leader's biggest fan has signed up to join the Starmer army too. Back in 2015, 'Milifandom' briefly swept the internet when it looked like the Doncaster MP could defeat David Cameron in that year's general election. The cult movement was started by then 17 year-old Abby Tomlinson, who became quite a star during the campaign, following a spat with Louise Mensch and a number of opinion pieces written about her strange obsession. Now in her mid-twenties, she has since finished school and university and done stints at Hope not Hate and left-wing news site JOE, which had a run-in with Labour HQ during the Batley by-election last year.

So. Farewell then Oliver Dowden. The Hertsmere MP resigned as co-chairman of the Conservative party this morning, following last night's by-election defeats in Tiverton and Wakefield. He was appointed to the post in September and was tasked with guiding the Tory machine through the mid-term blues and focus CCHQ on winning the next general election. Now though, he's gone, and a successor must be appointed. The Tories have opted in recent years to adopt a co-chairmanship model. Typically one is an oleaginous, wealthy individual whose job is to raise funds from other oleaginous, wealthy individuals. This role was performed with aplomb by Lord Feldman during the Cameron years and is now filled by Ben Elliot.

Jacob Rees-Mogg's war on Whitehall continues apace. The Minister for Brexit Opportunities and Government Efficiency has embraced his new role with relish, firing off notes to officials refusing to return to the office and launching his new 'EU law dashboard'. But it's his intention to trim the size of the state which has caused most upset among the Sir Humphreys of SW1, with Rees-Mogg pledging to cut the civil service headcount back to where it was before the pandemic. That would mean 91,000 job cuts: a figure that was briefed to the Daily Mail, which splashed on the story on Friday 13 May. This announcement, via the media, angered many mandarins across Whitehall.

Like the first swallow of spring, the sound of chinked glasses in the sun signals the beginning of summer. It’s the annual party season and Mr S has been doing the rounds this week. Normally, buying and selling is left to the City but if Steerpike had to invest sums in anyone it would be Defence Secretary Ben Wallace. If Steerpike had to invest sums in anyone it would be Defence Secretary Ben Wallace. Yesterday he was spotted tossing shrimp on the barbie with Aussies in Kensington; today he was the keynote speaker at ConservativeHome in Westminster.