Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Watch: Hugh Grant’s mask slips at the Oscars

The Oscars was always doomed to fail to live up to the drama of last year's ceremony. In 2022, Will Smith stormed on to the stage to slap host Chris Rock after he took offence to the comic's routine. But in Los Angeles last night, celebrities were on their best behaviour. Well, mostly. Step forward, Hugh Grant: press regulator campaigner, enemy of the tabloid press and Paddington actor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jvQO4MOg3M The English film star was buttonholed on the red carpet by his fellow celeb Ashley Graham. Grant's monosyllabic answers made it look like he would rather be anywhere else in the world. 'What was it like to be in Glass Onion? How fun is it to shoot something like that?' Graham asked.

Will the BBC chairman go after Lineker row?

Day five and the Gary Lineker row shows no sign of abating any time soon. The BBC has gone into meltdown; the Prime Minister has been forced to distance himself. Lineker's show Match of the Day was shortened to a mere 20 minutes without commentary, with his co-stars boycotting the programme in 'solidarity.' Faced with a staff mutiny and a 200,000-strong petition to reinstate Lineker, how on earth does the Beeb's management sort this one out? One possible victim of the row is not Lineker but the BBC chairman Richard Sharp. There is an ongoing KC-led review into his appointment as BBC chairman and whether he failed to properly disclose details of his involvement in the facilitation of an £800,000 loan guarantee for the then PM Boris Johnson.

Match of the Day viewing figures rise without Gary Lineker

Oh dear. This wasn't how it was meant to go. After Gary Lineker was forced to 'step back' from presenting BBC's Match of the Day over a tweet comparing the language used by the government with regards to its new Illegal Migration Bill to that ‘used by Germany in the 30s’, other presenters – from Alan Shearer and Ian Wright to Alex Scott – joined in solidarity. Alastair Campbell – who presents the Rest Is Politics podcast produced by... you guessed it... Gary Lineker's own company Goalhanger – has been out defending Lineker and recording 'emergency' podcasts for the company Lineker owns. Only it seems not everyone has got the solidarity memo. Namely the viewers.

SNP leadership candidates quizzed on the Stone of Destiny

Today was the penultimate party hustings of the SNP leadership contest, this time with Glasgow party members quizzing the leadership contenders. Did they want to know about what the next leader of the SNP thinks about the constitution perhaps, or the race to save Scotland’s NHS? Not quite. Instead, it appears what really matters to the SNP membership is, erm, the Stone of Destiny, ITV Borders and, naturally, berating England. One member asked at the hustings: ‘We thought we were entitled to a referendum; Westminster said no. We passed the gender recognition [reform bill], ‘no’. Now coming up is a coronation. Do they want our stone? Oh yes. Will they ask us? No, they’ll just take it. If they want it, they’ll have to ask. Our answer will be what?

Dorries goes studs up on Lineker

It's not a proper Tory bunfight until Nadine Dorries weighs in. The former Culture Secretary has never been shy to share her opinions and she has now weighed into the ongoing row about Gary Lineker and Match of the Day. 'Lineker off air amid Twitter row' roared the strap-line on Dorries' flagship Friday show as she asked her guests whether the former England star's tweets ought to represent a 'line in the sand' moment for BBC. Dorries also took to Twitter to declare: @GaryLineker does need to decide though, is he a footie presenter or a candidate for the Labour Party? We discuss on my show tonight on @TalkTV 8pm !

The BBC’s nightmare hat-trick of blunders

Oh dear. It seems that the BBC press office has had a nightmare 24 hours, with not one but three blunders in rapid succession involving three of their biggest stars – Fiona Bruce, David Attenborough and Gary Lineker. The Lineker row has been dominating the headlines but it's not the only row consuming the Beeb. On Thursday night, Bruce fronted an episode of Question Time in which the mooted knighthood for Stanley Johnson was referenced. Journalist Yasmin Alibhai-Brown described him as 'a wife beater' prompting her host to explain to the audience that: Stanley Johnson’s wife spoke to a journalist, Tom Bower, and she said Stanley Johnson had broken her nose and she had ended up in hospital as a result. Stanley Johnson has not commented publicly on that.

Gary Lineker taken off Match of the Day

Talk about an own goal. It seems that Gary Lineker's increasingly aggressive anti-Tory tweets have got the multimillionaire into hot water with nervy BBC managers. Earlier this week, Lineker compared the language used by the government over its plan to tackle Channel crossings to 'that used by Germany in the 30s'. Today it has been announced that the former England star has been asked to step back from presenting Match of the Day until an agreement reached has been reached on social media use. You might be waiting some time Gary... In a statement, a spokesman for the BBC said: The BBC has been in extensive discussions with Gary and his team in recent days. We have said that we consider his recent social media activity to be a breach of our guidelines.

Welsh Labour’s double disaster in 24 hours

Given the ongoing leadership race, it's easy to forget that the current SNP government isn't the only devolved administration which is seemingly hell-bent on embarrassing itself. Over at Cardiff Bay, Welsh Labour are still merrily fiddling while its public services burn – as two incidents within the space of 24 hours have neatly demonstrated. First, there was the farce of a vote in the Senedd in which Labour politicians voted for a parliamentary motion criticising, er, their own roads review which has recommended that the bulk of upcoming roads projects be scrapped. In a debate in parliament on Wednesday evening, successive members of the Senedd stood up to detail the impact of cancelled projects on their constituents.

Boris haunts Rishi at Macron summit

It's Rishi Sunak's big moment today as he tries to cut a new deal with the French to stop the small boats crisis. The Prime Minister will meet with President Emmanuel Macron later today at the Elysee Palace alongside senior ministers in the first Anglo-French summit for five years. Such shindigs never happened under Sunak's predecessor Boris Johnson – the man whose tenure created so many of the problems still occupying ministers' time. And that impression of Sunak being haunted by the past won't be dispelled by his latest social media gaffe. The Prime Minister took to Twitter this morning to eulogise the 'deep' partnership between the UK and France, replete with an image of the two smiling leaders striding forward together. Unfortunately no-one in the over-manned No.

Gary Lineker doubles down on his Tory attacks

No red card for Gary Lineker, it seems. The Sun reports this afternoon that the outspoken TV presenter is staying put after comments he made comparing the rhetoric around the government’s new illegal migration policy to 1930s Germany. It appears Lineker has avoided even so much as a slap on the wrist, with a BBC source claiming that: We have spoken to Gary and he won't face any disciplinary action. From our perspective the situations has been resolved now and we want him to get back to what he's best at, which is being a brilliant sports presenter. The Beeb's support seems to have only emboldened Lineker in his attacks on the Tory government.

Twelve of the worst moments of the SNP race (so far)

There's still nearly three weeks to go in the SNP leadership race and already the clown-car moments are clocking up. A new Ipsos Scotland poll is out today which shows that Humza Yousaf and Kate Forbes neck and neck, with the pair on 33 per cent and 32 per cent respectively, followed by Ash Regan on a distant third with 10 per cent. Below is a list of the lowlights so far... Regan invokes 1776 The contest got off to a fairly inglorious start when Ash Regan referred to the American War of Independence as she proof that referendums were not the only way to secede from the UK. Appearing to compare Scotland to a British colony, the Edinburgh Eastern MSP said that this was 'the normal way' for independence to be achieved if Westminster refuses to negotiate.

Watch: Mordaunt eviscerates Labour and Lineker

Another week and another Penny Mordaunt moment. The Leader of the House might not have won either of last year’s leadership contests but she’s positioning herself well for the next one with her forthright appearances in parliament. She used today’s Business Statement to take aim at the difference between ‘what Labour says and what Labour does’ and even managed to throw in a football theme, based on Gary Lineker’s latest shenanigans. She fired off a series of shots at a ‘team captain’ who doesn’t even know what ‘colour shirt’ he’s wearing and accused them of being a ‘party of goal hangers and the occasional left-wing striker’. Mordaunt one, Labour nil… https://youtu.

Has CCHQ dropped Suella in it?

Oops. Has Suella Braverman accidentally reignited war with the civil service? On Tuesday, after the Home Secretary announced the details of her new Illegal Migration Bill, a triumphant email from CCHQ landed in the inboxes of Tory party members.  ‘We tried to stop the small boat crossings without changing our laws,’ it declared. ‘But an activist blob of left-wing lawyers, civil servants and the Labour party blocked us. So today we’re changing our laws – and bringing the small boat crossings to an end.’ The signature at the bottom of the email: Suella Braverman. Unsurprisingly, the civil service didn’t take too kindly to being lumped into part of Suella’s ‘activist blob’.

Alastair Campbell spins for Gary Lineker

Good old Alastair Campbell has been out and about today, showing just why he was once such a valued spin doctor. The onetime master of the dark arts has been vexed, nay outraged, over Tory MPs daring to question Gary Lineker's decision to liken the government's rhetoric on asylum seekers 'to that used by Germany in the 30s.' For good measure the BBC star added the legislation proposed was 'immeasurably cruel.' Campbell has been working himself into a self-righteous lather about those pointing out that Lineker is supposed to be bound by the Beeb's impartiality guidelines, firing off endless tweets that suggest the row is a storm 'whipped up by the populist right.

Who will be Eton’s next Provost?

So. Farewell then. William Waldegrave. After fifteen years, the great panjandrum is retiring next year as Provost of Eton College in a move that The Spectator first predicted in May. In a letter sent to Old Etonians, Waldegrave declared that 'the school is in very good health, and very well led by [Head Master] Simon Henderson and the leadership team' – a claim with which, er, not all OEs would agree. Indeed, judging by some of the press coverage of Henderson's tenure, Steerpike can't help wondering if he too will be depart shortly... There is a delicious irony to this of course. Waldegrave's post is a royal appointment which means that the name the Fellows recommend will go up to the King from 10 Downing Street.

Watch: Kate Forbes attacks Humza Yousaf

Ding ding ding! The gloves were off last night as Kate Forbes, Humza Yousaf and Ash Regan entered the ring, for the first televised debate in the SNP leadership contest. In the end the debate wasn’t pretty, with Kate Forbes going for Humza Yousaf. In the cross-examination section of the debate Forbes launched into a scathing attack on Humza’s track record. ‘When you were a transport minister the trains were never on time. When you were justice minister the police were strained to breaking point. And now as health minister, we've got record high waiting times. What makes you think you can do a better job as first minister?

Is Suella’s migration plan legal?

A typically robust performance by Suella Braverman on Radio 4 this morning. The Home Secretary defended her plans to clamp down on small boat crossings, telling the Today programme that We are within the boundaries of the law but we are trying new arguments, we are testing novel interpretations of the law. But we do not consider that we have crossed that boundary and we do not consider that we are in unlawful territory — we very strongly view our proposals as lawful.

Lee Anderson gets his own GB News show

The remorseless rise of Lee Anderson continues. Having been named Tory deputy chairman last month – and then swiftly started a national conversation on bringing back hanging – the Red Wall Tory has today been named as the latest presenter in the constellation of stars that is GB News. In a statement, the ex-miner declared that: GB News is the true voice of the Great British silent majority. I’m joining the people’s channel to ensure their voice is heard. One of those Anderson will be working alongside is Gloria De Piero, his Labour predecessor (and former boss) as MP for Ashfield. Other colleagues include a hat-trick of fellow Tories in Jacob Rees-Mogg, Philip Davies and Esther McVey. Sounds like the green room will need to start boasting leather green benches.

How many more scandals can Simon Case take?

After Matt Hancock himself, it seems that the person who comes out worst from the lockdown files is Cabinet Secretary Simon Case. Hancock's WhatsApps show Case accusing Boris of being 'nationally distrusted' and described some lockdown criticism as 'pure Conservative ideology'. Hardly the model of civil service impartiality... And off the back of those revelations it seems that Case is now considering his own position. According to today's Financial Times, 'friends' of the Cabinet Secretary say he is 'genuinely undecided' about staying up until the next election, which is due by December 2024. They say he is 'fed up' with all the briefings against him' with his 'original sin' supposedly 'being young and talented and promoted to that before he was grey'. Or Gray, even.

Is Rishi’s tech revolution all it’s cracked up to be?

Social media users were treated to a mysterious post this morning. Just before lunchtime, the Prime Minister tweeted out a stylish QR code featuring the number ‘10’ at its centre. The post – captioned ‘Innovation means growth’, along with a phone emoji – was entirely without context. Keen to figure out what ‘innovation’ and ‘growth’ the PM was referring to, Steerpike thought he’d have a go at cracking this particular code. However, Mr S soon encountered the first stumbling block in Sunak’s bright idea. As many Twitter users were quick to point out, it turns out that to access whatever lies behind the code, you need two devices: one to display the QR code, and another to scan it with. Doh! Undeterred, Mr S fired up his laptop and scanned the code.