Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Humza’s latest gaffe has cost him a finance secretary

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Dear oh dear. It seems the newly-elected gaffe-prone First Minister of Scotland has blundered once again. Shortly after announcing that former social justice secretary - and Sturgeon’s old chum - Shona Robison would be his deputy, Humza Yousaf spoke to Kate Forbes about her place in his new cabinet. Widely expected to give her a top job, if only for appearances, the former finance secretary was said to be less than happy when he proposed to, er, demote her to rural affairs. She was so displeased in fact that she reportedly told the FM ‘where to stick it’, and promptly quit the government thereafter. So much for party unity. Yousaf’s questionable decision-making hasn’t escaped the scrutiny of shrewd political commentators or even his own supporters.

The Guardian cancels itself, at last

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The world's wokest newspaper is at it again. Few voices were more vocal about race and reparations in that statue-toppling summer of 2020 than the Guardian: the newspaper of choice for the self-loathing left. So it is some irony then that the paper's owner has today had to issue an apology for the role that the Guardian's founders had in transatlantic slavery. Whoops! The Scott Trust, which owns the Graun, has announced what the paper is calling a £10 million 'decade-long programme of restorative justice', with 'millions dedicated specifically to descendant communities linked to the Guardian’s 19th-century founders.

Starmer bars Corbyn from standing for Labour again

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Et tu Keir? Starmer might have (twice) campaigned for Jeremy Corbyn to become Prime Minister, but that hasn't stopped the current Labour leader from brutally turning on his onetime 'friend' in his relentless quest to reach No. 10. Starmer announced yesterday that he would be submitting a motion to Labour's ruling body to bar Corbyn from being the party's candidate at the next election, on the grounds of his past record in the 2019 election. And today that motion sailed through Labour's National Executive Committee, passing by 22 votes to 12. Bye bye Jezza... Mr S was intrigued by Starmer's decision to focus on political (electability) rather than moral (antisemitism) reasons as the basis for his motion to bar Corbyn.

Watch: Jeremy Corbyn snaps at journalist

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The magic grandpa is back in the headlines. Keir Starmer's decision to move against his predecessor means an unwelcome return to the spotlight for Jeremy Corbyn, who has never been a great fan of the fourth estate. Starmer has proposed a motion to Labour's ruling body to bar Jezza for standing for the party again, citing his disastrous leadership as the justification for this. Big news you might think – and one worth seeking Corbyn's views on. Yet when Sky's Liz Bates – one of the more genial members of the lobby – approached Corbyn for comment outside parliament, it seems that the ex-Labour MP was in no mood to talk. Bates politely asked the septuagenarian socialist if he intended to stand again as an independent candidate.

Tearful Gary Lineker doubles down on Match of the Day row

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How touching. Several weeks after Gary Lineker’s sporting colleagues boycotted the BBC in solidarity during a row over his tweets, the Match of the Day presenter has revealed the whole affair moved him to tears.  Lineker, who is, he says ‘still bewildered’ by the scandal, revealed his reaction in a cosy chat with former Labour spin doctor Alastair Campbell and ex-Tory MP Rory Stewart on their podcast The Rest is Politics: Leading. (The podcast is produced by Goalhanger Podcasts, owned by none other than Lineker himself – a story for another day perhaps.)  The row, which pushed the Beeb to the brink, saw Lineker suspended for three days after he made comments comparing the Tories’ language on immigration to that of 1930s Germany.

Corbynistas lash out at Starmer over deselection move

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Sir Keir Starmer was determined to upset Rishi Sunak's big speech this morning, exhibiting the cynicism which secured him the Labour leadership. Starmer announced midway through Sunak's speech that he was submitting a motion to the party's ruling body to confirm that Corbyn will not be the official Labour candidate in Islington North at the general election next year. Such a move has been long anticipated. But what was striking is that this motion to bar Corbyn cited the 2019 election result and that his future candidacy would reduce Labour's chances of victory, rather than mentioning the EHRC's investigation for antisemitism – the main reason for Starmer's announcement last month he wouldn't be a candidate again.

Prince Harry relaunches his anti-press crusade

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The renegade royal is back. Having spent the past few years endlessly invading the privacy of others for financial gain, Prince Harry has turned up in London to complain about newspapers, er, doing just that. The dilettante Duke of Sussex arrived at the High Court this morning as legal proceedings begin in the phone-tapping and privacy case in which he is involved. Harry is merely the most blue-blooded of a gaggle of 'slebs who are currently suing Associated Newspapers, publishers of the Daily Mail and Mail on Sunday alongside the likes of Sir Elton John, Sadie Frost and Liz Hurley who allege unlawful information gathering.

Steve Baker makes the case for compromise

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To Buckingham, where a tribe of true believers met on Saturday to attend the Margaret Thatcher Freedom Festival. Suella Braverman was the star turn in the evening, with Sir Iain Duncan Smith amusing attendees with his tales of Eurocrat meetings. But it was Steve Baker – the onetime arch-rebel turned Northern Ireland minister – who most intrigued Mr S with his pitch to activists on the need for compromise. Speaking three days after the vote in the House of Commons on Rishi Sunak's Windsor Framework, Baker said that his decision to back the deal was based on his concerns about the government's fate if he did not support it: It would be too bashful of me to pretend that I wasn’t pivotal in this journey with the Windsor Framework, as anyone can see on the TV onwards.

Liz puts the Trussketers in the Lords

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Even out of office, she's still causing chaos. Details of Liz Truss's resignation honours list have been leaked to the Sun this afternoon, with the newspaper reporting that the former Tory leader is considering awarding at least four peerages to mark her 49-day premiership. The names in the frame for Britain's shortest-serving prime minister are allegedly Mark Littlewood of the Institute of Economic Affairs, Matthew Elliott of Vote Leave, Brexit donor Jon Moynihan and Ruth Porter, Truss's former No. 10 deputy chief of staff. Talk about a Tufton Street mafia... The suggested names are being billed by Truss's allies as a 'modest' resignation honours list despite calls for her to forgo the traditional handing out of gongs.

Watch: Marcon removes luxury watch during pensions TV clash

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Oh dear. It seems that Emmanuel Macron has done it again. The preening French president was in the middle of a television interview last night, discussing his unpopular attempt to raise the retirement age from 62 to 64, when he realised that his, er, €2,400 (£2,100) watch might be causing him difficulties. Hardly the best way to rebut criticism that you're just a 'president of the rich'... So what did Macron decide to do? During the half-hour prime time interview, Macron attempts to subtly remove his Bell & Ross timepiece around eleven minutes into the grilling. He placed his left arm under the table while casually answering answering a question but, when he brought it back up, the watch was nowhere to be seen.

Watch: Nadine Dorries savages the Privileges Committee

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Boris Johnson was all probity and contrition on Wednesday when it came to the small matter of the Privilege Committee's integrity. He oozed praise on the 'distinguished' panel of MPs and assured them, in his most sincere tones, of his believe that it isn't a 'kangaroo court.' But it seems that not all of his supporters got the memo. First Jacob Rees-Mogg went on GB News that very evening and declared that the committee was 'determined to get Boris', insisting 'it was never really about cake or curtains... it was fundamentally about Brexit.' And TalkTV have now released a trailer ahead of Nadine Dorries' show tonight in which she labels the Privileges Committee a 'kangaroo court', an 'egregious abuse of parliamentary procedure' and are 'prepared to bend the rules.' Feisty stuff.

Tory MP: Boris’s hearing like OJ Simpson’s trial

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Whether it was No. 10 parties or Chris Pincher's misconduct claims, Tory MPs grew used to having defend Boris Johnson in various scrapes and scandals in office. Now though he's gone but even six months on, some Conservatives seem unable (or unwilling) to kick the habit. A case in point is provided by Scott Benton, one of the more enthusiastic members of the 2019 intake. He has been a consistent supporter of Boris Johnson throughout his, er, challenges and has clearly taken umbrage at the Privileges Committee's ongoing investigation into whether the ex-premier lied to the House. So angered was Benton by yesterday's evidence session that he took to that great organ of Middle England opinion – the Daily Express – to vent his spleen at his fellow parliamentarians.

Starmer squirms over foreign criminals

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'Too clever by half' was the verdict of many pundits when it was revealed that Sir Keir had been tapping up Sue Gray as his chief of staff. And it seems that the Labour leader is at it again, holding a big press conference today to talk about his 'mission' to tackle crime – less than 24 days after Boris Johnson's evidence session in an all-too-obvious contrast. Unfortunately, while Sir Keir likes to talk tough on crime, his record is anything but. Straight after delivering his speech, the Labour leader refused to apologise for signing a letter in 2020 calling for 50 dangerous offenders not to be deported on a flight to Jamaica. Instead Starmer chose to boast; I stand proudly by my record...

Rishi publishes his six-figure tax bill

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It's a good day to bury bad news. After months of stalling, No. 10 have chosen today of all days to publish Rishi Sunak's long-awaited tax bill – slap bang in the middle of Boris Johnson's evidence session at the Privileges Committee. The records show he paid more than £1million in UK tax over the previous three financial years. Cha ching! Sunak first made the pledge to publish these returns during his initial unsuccessful campaign to be Tory leader last summer. He is one of the richest MPs in the current parliament, with Labour showing little reticence in using Sunak's wealth as a political attack line. And today's disclosures will only encourage the Starmer army further, with tax records showing that Sunak earned £4.

Is Alastair Campbell a conspiracy theorist?

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The king of spin is at it again. Fresh from bailing out his boss Gary Lineker from another self-imposed Twitter mess, Alastair Campbell is now laying the mantle of 'defender of the BBC' to pick up another instead: Boris Johnson lockdown truther. Campbell, a former director of communications in No. 10 no less, must be having difficulty filling the days as he has taken to responding to viral anti-Tory tweets including this gem earlier: Does anyone actually believe that Johnson nearly died of Covid? To which Campbell replied 'No' – implying that Johnson's experience in April 2020 was greatly overblown.

Watch: Steve Baker blasts Boris as ‘a pound shop Farage’

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It's all getting a bit spicy in Westminster. Barely an hour after Boris Johnson and Liz Truss announced that they would not vote for Rishi Sunak's Windsor Framework, out came serial rebel turned ultimate loyalist Steve Baker to savage their decision. The Northern Ireland minister launched an astonishing attack on the former Tory premiers saying that both are 'better than this.' And turning his guns specifically on Johnson, Baker said that: He has got a choice. He can be remembered for the great acts of statecraft that he achieved or he can risk looking like a pound shop Nigel Farage and I hope he chooses to be remembered as a statesman. Ouch.

Simon Case hits back at Boris

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Hell hath no fury like a mandarin scorned. What with Richard Sharp and Dominic Raab, Simon Case is still living with the legacy of Boris Johnson’s premiership. And the Cabinet Secretary – who endured a torrid two years under Johnson – clearly takes exception to his former boss’s endless claims that Covid rules and guidance was obeyed at all times in No. 10.  The Privileges Committee have today released a final 100-page dossier of material before Johnson’s 2 p.m showdown. And one of the pieces of written evidence is a pithy submission by Case in which he denies that he gave any assurances to the then prime minister that ‘Covid rules were followed at all times’, ‘Covid guidance was adhered to at all times’ and that ‘no parties were held in No. 10’.

Foreign Office blows £2.5 million on ‘disinformation’ index

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'Cuts', 'retrenchment' and 'savings' are very much the buzz words over on King Charles Street. There's lots of talk about 'fierce and draconian' reductions in foreign aid spending with James Cleverly warning that 'money is tight.' So Mr S was surprised to discover that the Foreign Office will spend at least £2.5 million on the controversial 'Global Disinformation Index.' What's that, you might ask? The GDI is a (supposedly) non-partisan, non-profit which aims to provide 'independent, neutral and transparent data and intelligence to advise policymakers and business leaders about how to combat disinformation.' The British-based outfit recently hit the headlines on the other side of the pond after ranking leading American publishers among the 'most risky' sites in the United States.

Boris versus Cummings: Round XII

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Quick, nurse, they're at it again! Boris Johnson's evidence to the Privileges Committee today has re-started the longest running war in Westminster, after a temporary cessation of hostilities. Johnson savages his former No. 10 advisor Dominic Cummings in his submission, referencing the Vote Leave guru and his infamous Substack no fewer than ten times during his 52-page submission. Suffice it to say, none of those references are complimentary. Johnson torches his onetime confidante in his testimony, declaring that Cummings 'cannot be treated as a credible witness' as he 'bears an animus towards me'.