Royston

‘Welcome to the brand new podcast, all about jesters and jesting.’

‘Why do you feel the need to return the stick every time he throws it?’

‘Political cartoon? No, I’m just building a nest.’

‘I’ll mostly be teaching the three arrrrrs.’

‘Are you a PopCon, a New Con or just a Con?’

‘Get your burglary made into a TV drama and we’ll get back to you.’

‘You should know that I have a strict no-returns policy.’

‘They should have let it be’

‘Chaos, dysfunction, aggression... I’m starting to warm to these guys.’

‘Nice to see a bit of sparkle from Keir at last.’

‘I understand it was done by vandals in the party.’

‘How many times do I have to tell everyone that, yes, I accept cookies?’

‘Warning: this report contains details that some may find distressing.’

‘I can’t say I care for your move into “observational stuff”.’