Paul Williams

‘Looks like Midas has been suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune again.’

‘Here he comes again… but if he mentions “R” once more…’

‘We understand that he made his fortune from slug pellets.’

‘I’m afraid the jury’s still out.’

‘He must have coronavirus. He’s lost his sense of taste.’

‘Don’t just sit there, Google something!’

‘...but you’ll find we get all sorts here.’