Patrick West

Patrick West is a columnist for Spiked and author of Get Over Yourself: Nietzsche For Our Times (Societas, 2017)

Why the left are so threatened by the countryside

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Whenever a left-wing politician wants to besmirch working-class populists or middle-class types who hold conservative opinions, they inevitably choose one of two tactics. Either they smear them as ‘far-right’ or they accuse them of being hopeless nostalgics who long for a mythical past. On Monday, Jenny Riddell-Carpenter, the Labour MP for Suffolk Coastal, went one better by combining the two ploys in a single sentence. Speaking at a fringe event at the Labour conference in Liverpool, she voiced her concern at what kind of vision the parties of the right would peddle in the next general election.

What kind of man abandons a child in the Channel?

For as long as humanity has existed, there have always been those who would view our species as either essentially benevolent or inherently selfish. And while individuals can undoubtedly be either or a combination of both, we are all broadly inclined to view mankind with either kindly or suspicious eyes. On a sliding scale, all of us are either with Rousseau or Hobbes, holding a position which largely correlates with politics and age. Whether that child was his or not was not the point: how could any human being leave a baby to its own fate that way? The dark side of humanity was on grim display last week when footage emerged of a migrant abandoning an infant in the English Channel as he clambered onto a dinghy, leaving his baby to be picked up by rescuers.

Forget Piddington, here are the real micronations

While last week’s majority vote by the inhabitants of Piddington in Oxfordshire to seek independence from Britain was a stunt – albeit one making a serious point about plans to house more than 1,000 asylum seekers in an army base near the village – further afield there are more concerted attempts to establish real micronations. Prominent among these is the self-proclaimed autonomous territory of Liberland, which lies on a stretch of land on the Danube separating Croatia and Serbia. Unlike microstates, such as Monaco or the Vatican City, which are recognised internationally, micronations aren’t. Perhaps the best-known of its type today is the majority Russian-speaking rogue nation of Transnistria, a sliver of land which broke away from Moldova in 1991.

That Mitchell and Webb Look isn’t racist

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For an ideology which proudly pronounces its ethos of respect, compassion and inclusion, hyperliberalism can be decidedly judgmental and supercilious when it comes to appraising the past – and even that of living memory. This irony can be witnessed in the attitude assumed by hyperliberalism's advocates and adherents towards television comedies which first aired at the turn of the millennium. Only last month, a video showing the astonished and appalled reactions by members of Generation Z to Little Britain sketches went viral. That Noughties series, with its depiction of a man feigning disability, blackface and brownface characters, and overly camp and narcissistic Welshman, conspicuously jars with the safe and tepid comedy of today.

Why the Civil Service are revolting – again

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Many people who work in the Civil Service are revolting. Quite literally in the verbal meaning of the word, and, as many have long argued, very decidedly when understood as an adjective. Civil Servants have been in revolt this week at the Ministry of Housing, Communities and Local Government, which currently wants to ensure that only biological women can use female toilets and changing rooms, to comply with last April’s Supreme Court ruling which decreed that ‘man’ or ‘woman’ in the Equality Act should refer to biological sex.

My issue with Trafalgar Square’s ‘Lady in Blue’

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Ever since the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square became the location in 1999 for a succession of temporary artworks, many of which have conveyed a progressive political message, it’s been the source of controversy and outrage. Among its most infamous installations have been a marble torso-bust of an artist born with no arms and shortened legs, and a memorial which consisted of plaster casts of 726 trans, non-binary and gender-nonconforming people. In the wake of that work comes Lady in Blue, the creation of the black American artist Tschabalala Self. The ten-feet tall bronze statue presents onlookers with a representation of a curvaceous, exaggeratedly muscular black woman in a capacious sky-blue dress bowling along confidently.

The paradox of Ealing Broadway’s ‘Calm Space’

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When it emerged a fortnight ago that Transport for London (TfL) had unveiled a ‘Calm Space’ at one of its stations, a trial installation at Ealing Broadway on the western fringe of the capital, as part of its ‘future neuroinclusive design initiatives’, much of the reaction on social media was predictably, and one might say justifiably, dismissive. One user on X encapsulated a common sentiment: ‘What would provide a calmer travel environment would be clean, punctual mass transit filled with people who understood the concept of public and private spaces, and some limited policing of anti-social, fare-dodging, drug-using, and sometimes mentally deranged fellow passengers.

What The Uprising gets wrong about the Peasants’ Revolt

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Hollywood has a nasty habit of distorting history and telling falsehoods about the past in order to pander to the cultural prejudices and political leanings of its target audience. Few cinemagoers will forget the egregious exaggerations and untruths presented to them in Braveheart (1997) and The Patriot (2000), both of which wantonly perverted chapters in history for their own cynical ends. Garfield said he hoped the movie would leave billionaires 'scared shitless' With this in mind, one can hardly expect a forthcoming movie depicting the Peasants’ Revolt of 1381, The Uprising, to be any better.

The lesson Cambridge should – but won’t – learn from Jason Arday

With the Jason Arday episode set to become one of the most important and symbolic stories of the year, and his death one of its foremost tragedies, it is appropriate and timely that there should be an investigation into the whole sorry affair. As Cambridge University announced on Friday, it will launch a two-part investigation into whether it could have done more to support the professor, who was found dead at an address in south London on 14 August, a week after he resigned as professor of sociology of education at the university.

Why the ‘Be Kind’ brigade are so horrible

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The Green Party came to prominence earlier this year by forever promising ‘hope not hate’. Indeed, that dreamy yearning played a key part in securing an unprecedented mandate in the May local elections, when a callow cohort of progressive twenty-somethings, wooed by these nice-sounding words, helped to put the Greens into power in many inner-city councils. This is the same demographic who are also receptive to similar utopian platitudes about abolishing borders, housing immigrants, and free bus travel, free university education and free childcare. Free everything, if possible, courtesy of ‘the billionaires’, who in the Green Party’s ethereal vision will obligingly pay for it all.

Jason Arday wasn’t the victim of a ‘racist witch hunt’

For decades, voices on the liberal and progressive left have invariably rolled out the terror-inducing accusation of ‘racism’ in order to get their way and silence opponents. It’s thus unsurprising to see, in the wake of Jason Arday’s death, that they're still resorting to this cynical tactic, and in this case, to absolve themselves of responsibility for having exploited this vulnerable man in the first place. To call it a ‘witch hunt’ is predictable and unfounded hyperbole In response to Arday’s death, Jo Grady, general secretary of the University and College Union, said the ‘level of harassment he suffered and the racism he was subjected to has been sickening’.

Sociology is about much more than fools like Jason Arday

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One of the unfortunate consequences of the Jason Arday debacle is that it has thrown the entire discipline of sociology into disrepute. In the minds of many, his shoddy scholarship, lazy methods and recourse to obfuscating jargon are not an aberration, but reflect the dubious standing of a social science which has always had unjust pretensions to an actual science. Sociology is not alone in having succumbed to gobbledygook and hard-left propagandising There’s been a chorus this week of those repeating this familiar accusation on social media. ‘I have yet to be convinced that sociology is an academic discipline at all never mind that it is important. It seems to be just a vehicle for advancing left-wing policies with a veneer of academic respectability.

Jason Arday at Cambridge (Credit: YouTube)

Do liberal Londoners know how much they are detested?

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For decades now Trevor Phillips has been one of the most astute and unusually self-aware members of the liberal establishment, becoming in recent years one of its sternest critics. That trajectory began with his call in 2004, when he was chairman for the Commission for Racial Equality, for the term ‘multiculturalism’ to be scrapped for being divisive. His columns in the Times these days can be unsparing in their dissection of the shortcomings and failures of left-liberal ideology. Conservatives, old-school liberals and Red Wall Labour voters have either known of this anti-metropolitan sentiment or felt it themselves Phillips’ perceptiveness owes a great deal to the fact that he speaks as a veteran semi-insider.

The tragedy of Live at the Apollo

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One of the lamentable side effects of the ultra-progressive wave that swept the western world in the mid-2010s was that it caused so many people to have a humour bypass. Quite literally, as Alan Partridge used to say. This wouldn’t matter so much in the ordinary scheme of things, but this failure occurred in the one place where it ought to have been of primary importance: the television comedy industry. It’s not just the uniformity and relentlessness of this progressive politicking on television comedy that rankles. It’s the associated lack of actual laughter Ever since those who produce TV comedy shows decided it was not only their remit to make an audience laugh, but to also lecture them, the levels of humour have inevitably declined in tandem.

Is Elon Musk wrong about Britain and civil war?

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Do you think that Britain is heading towards civil war? If you spend too much time in certain nooks on social media, you are most likely to answer resolutely in the affirmative. Yet this common refrain is not only heard from outlandish elements on the alt-right. It is a worry voiced by many mainstream conservatives who fear the recent, palpable growth of inter-ethnic tensions and mistrust in this country – and wonder where it will all end. It's a view shared by Elon Musk, who in 2024, responding to a Tommy Robinson video on X depicting scenes of urban unrest in the UK, simply replied: ‘Civil war is inevitable’.

Andy Burnham is much more nostalgic than Nigel Farage

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The strange thing about our new Prime Minister Andy Burnham’s professed wish to return to the 1970s, to a prelapsarian age before Margaret Thatcher, is that this kind of wistful, hopeless desire to turn the clock back has always been an accusation levelled at Reform UK and its supporters. How many times over the years have we heard voices on the left sneer at Nigel Farage and his acolytes, deride his and their delusional, insular, xenophobic, borderline racist yearning for ‘the Britain of the 1950s’? Yet few liberal-left figures today seem concerned that the new leader of the Labour party and this country unashamedly pines for The Good Old Days.

The surprising truth about men and multitasking

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One of the most popular and common beliefs of our times is that women are better than men at performing many tasks at once. The notion that females have a unique gift for ‘multitasking’ has been constantly invoked by women in recent years, proof of their superior cognitive skills and innate, more holistic wisdom. It shows, literally, that they are not so narrow-minded. Likewise, this conceit has been deployed by many a lazy husband as an excuse not to pull his weight around the house: ‘You can’t expect me to look after the children and do the washing. We men are just not hard-wired that way.

Tone policing Nigel Farage will only backfire

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There will always be a certain class of people who sigh that Nigel Farage only reaps what he sows. Ever since milkshakes starting being tossed at a man they regard as an incendiary rabble-rouser, they have argued that it’s his fault for having raised the volume and coarsened the tone of political discourse in this country in the first place. In other circumstances this would be called ‘victim-blaming’: he shouldn’t have behaved so provocatively. He was asking for it.

Ken Bates, Chelsea, and the bad old days of football

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The timing of the death this weekend of Ken Bates, the former owner of Chelsea and Leeds United, will have struck many older football fans as significant, incongruous or – as football commentators are apt to say – ironic. On the same morning in which millions of Englanders of all backgrounds were preparing to cheer on a conspicuously multi-ethnic England team, the announcement of his passing, aged 94, will have undoubtedly evoked memories of time when the sport in this country was in a very different state, and when some of its fans were of a very different disposition. Hooliganism was rampant and racism on the terraces endemic.

In praise of Anthony Gordon

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In an age in which we continue to hear so much about our ‘anxious generation’, it’s heartening to read about one young individual who hasn’t been incapacitated by angst. We live in a time when whole swathes of young people believe they are mentally ill-equipped to face the demands and rigours of the outside world – it was revealed on Tuesday, for example, that the number of people diagnosed with ADHD receiving disability benefits had increased by 40 per cent since Labour came to power. So we should be encouraged by the story of one man who hasn’t quailed when confronted with life’s inevitable challenges.