Nobody leaves the room
‘Nobody leaves the room until we’ve agreed on watching Conclave.’
Nick Newman
Wednesday
Tuesday
No sugar
‘No sugar – it’s safer to eat the plastic toy!’
Wednesday
Tariffs or chlorinated chicken?
‘What’s harder to swallow – tariffs or chlorinated chicken?’
Wednesday
Rare, medium or Tesla?
‘How would you like your steak cooked – rare, medium or Tesla?’
Christmas decorations in the shops
‘I won’t believe it’s spring until I see Christmas decorations in the shops.’
Thursday
How Dr Seuss took on American isolationism
A cartoon is doing the rounds online, critiquing American isolationism and the reluctance to engage with the war in Europe. It lampoons the head-in-the-sand myopia of the America First movement – and feels highly relevant today. But this cartoon isn’t new; it is from 1941. And its targets aren’t Donald Trump and J.D. Vance, but
Wednesday
The Messiah has a Farage complex!
‘Oh no – the Messiah has a Farage complex!’
Wednesday
Head of sales
‘I wouldn’t want to be Tesla’s head of sales’
Heigh-ho
‘Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it’s off to woke we go.’
Wednesday
Dangerous mysogynist
‘I’m off to America where they don’t mind if you’re a dangerous misogynist.’
Wednesday
We can’t afford a gun to go with it
‘Unfortunately we can’t afford a gun to go with it.’
Wednesday
I refuse to turn water into non-alcoholic wine
‘I refuse to turn water into non-alcoholic wine.’
Welcome to assisted dying
‘Welcome to assisted dying – or to give it its correct title, the NHS.’
Wednesday
Useful idiot
‘But what if you turn into a useful idiot?’
Wednesday
He had gone to see The Brutalist
‘Panic over – he had gone to see The Brutalist.’
Wednesday
You’ve been cleared for takeoff
‘You’ve been cleared for takeoff.’
Wednesday
Meet Artificial Intelligence
‘Death, War – meet Artificial Intelligence.’
Gerry Adams getting compensation
‘When my husband heard about Gerry Adams getting compensation, he exploded.’
Convicted felon
‘Are we keeping the public out or the convicted felon in?’