You haven’t got a lot on, Sire
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‘You haven’t got a lot on, Sire.’
Nick Newman
Monday
‘Keir Starmer surviving has given me great hope for the future!’
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‘Keir Starmer surviving has given me great hope for the future!’
Monday
‘He’s not getting another present until we get a thank-you letter!’
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‘He’s not getting another present until we get a thank-you letter!’
‘Is our flu coming to you, or is your flu coming to us?’
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‘Is our flu coming to you, or is your flu coming to us?’
Saturday
‘Are you a reliable news service or a propaganda outlet?’
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‘Are you a reliable news service or a propaganda outlet?’
Wednesday
‘It’s undermining justice, deciding if I’m naughty or nice without a jury.’
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‘It’s undermining justice, deciding if I’m naughty or nice without a jury.’
This black hole, Chancellor – is it in the room with us now?
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‘This black hole, Chancellor – is it in the room with us now?’
Wednesday
‘I’m waiting till Black Friday to do all my Christmas shoplifting.’
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‘I’m waiting till Black Friday to do all my Christmas shoplifting.’
Wednesday
‘How is it that Starmer can fly all over the world in such a short space of time?’
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‘How is it that Starmer can fly all over the world in such a short space of time?’
Wednesday
‘The driver’s gone to jail so he’s kept the engine running.’
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‘The driver’s gone to jail so he’s kept the engine running.’
‘Misleading, deceptive, inaccurate – and that’s just the weather.’
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‘Misleading, deceptive, inaccurate – and that’s just the weather.’
Wednesday
If the Chinese know what we’re doing perhaps they could let us know
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‘If the Chinese know what we’re doing perhaps they could let us know.’
That’s a relief – I thought you might be preparing a Budget
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‘That’s a relief – I thought you might be preparing a Budget.’
Wednesday
‘If they ban burqas we could be in big trouble.’
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‘If they ban burqas we could be in big trouble.’
Wednesday
They’ve mis-spelled Reform.
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‘They’ve mis-spelled Reform.’
Is it too late for a letter of no confidence?
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‘Is it too late for a letter of no confidence?’
Wednesday
I foresee increased inflation
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‘I foresee increased inflation.’
Wednesday
‘How’s this for a crazy, headline-grabbing stunt?’
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‘How’s this for a crazy, headline-grabbing stunt?’
We need you to vet the next ambassador to Washington.
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‘We need you to vet the next ambassador to Washington.’
Wednesday
Did you just criticise
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‘Did you just criticise Netanyahu?’
