Newman

‘He’s very keen on people who were born yesterday.’

‘Perhaps it’s time for a referendum on lobbying?’

‘No entry without Covid certification.’

‘Blood-coloured carpets would be practical.’

‘It’s about data, not dates.’

‘Light, dark or furlough?’

‘Willpower isn’t the problem — it’s won’t-power.’

‘He’s eaten the “Nil by mouth” sign.’

‘Are fortune cookies meant to be threatening and intimidatory?’

‘It could be dangerous – it’s Red Leicester.’

‘If I put you on a pedestal, can I be sure you have no links to slavery?’

‘Help me out here — there’s a shortage of fruit pickers.’

‘I didn’t expect Dominic Cummings to survive the day.’

‘I have a fear of landing.’

‘Not another bloody lockdown quiz!?!’

‘It’s the lockdown look.’