Have to work from home
From our UK edition
‘Do you have to work from home?’
Matt Percival
Thursday
Thursday
Bad COP26
From our UK edition
‘And you’ll be bad COP26.’
Thursday
What do you mean
From our UK edition
‘Wait, what do you mean I can’t take it with me?’
One day son, all this will be yours
From our UK edition
‘One day son, all this will be yours.’
Thursday
I do enjoy group activities
From our UK edition
‘I do enjoy group activities.’
Thursday
I’ve been evicted
From our UK edition
‘I’ve been evicted.’
Thursday
He looks stunned
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‘He looks stunned.’
Thursday
You’ll find it’s lonely at the top
From our UK edition
‘You’ll find it’s lonely at the top.’
You can take it off now
From our UK edition
‘You can take it off now.’
Thursday
Milkshake shortage
From our UK edition
‘Sounds like complete chaos back home.’
Thursday
Pin the blame on the donkey
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‘This next game is called “Pin the blame on the donkey”.’
Thursday
Boris and Rishi tensions
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‘Temperatures are rising.’
Achievement
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‘That’s quite an achievement, son.’
Thursday
If not now then when?
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‘If not now then when?’
He’s reluctant to embrace
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‘He’s reluctant to embrace his old freedoms.’
Thursday
I think it’s been spiked
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‘I think it’s been spiked.’
Thursday
They’ll never knowingly be sold
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‘They’ll never knowingly be sold.’
Common courtesy
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‘I think it’s just common courtesy to wear a mask when other people are around.’
Thursday
Stand in the corner and self-isolate
From our UK edition
‘I was told to stand in the corner and self-isolate.’
Thursday
Boosterism Jab
From our UK edition
‘The PM wants a boosterism jab developed by the autumn.’
