We didn’t want dogs
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Matt Percival
Wednesday
Saturday
‘You look nothing like your profile photo.’
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Friday
Not for EU
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Wednesday
‘I’m spending Christmas alone this year.’
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Wednesday
‘Would you like to make a salary sacrifice?’
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Wednesday
I want to confirm delivery
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Wednesday
‘I thought I’d begin by setting out my economic challenges.’
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Wednesday
The light is more flattering
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Wednesday
If it wasn’t for Ozempic, I’d still be a fat cat.
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Wednesday
You will be a good boy.
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Wednesday
It’s supposed to be fun
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Thursday
Python
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Wednesday
It doesn’t comply
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Wednesday
It started on social media
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Wednesday
Nine or ten?
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Wednesday
It was expensive but worth it
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Squeeze you in
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Wednesday
Sprinkler
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After two successful marriages, I’m single again
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Wednesday
A more interesting specimen
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