Matt Percival

‘And on that cliffhanger, we’ll have to wait until tomorrow to find out what happens next.’

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I prefer something based on a true story

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‘We didn’t want dogs.’

We didn’t want dogs

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‘You look nothing like your profile photo.’

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Not for EU

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‘I’m spending Christmas alone this year.’

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‘Would you like to make a salary sacrifice?’

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I want to confirm delivery

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‘I thought I’d begin by setting out my economic challenges.’

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The light is more flattering

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If it wasn’t for Ozempic, I’d still be a fat cat.

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You will be a good boy.

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It’s supposed to be fun

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Python

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It doesn’t comply

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It started on social media

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Nine or ten?

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It was expensive but worth it

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