KJ Lamb

‘They’re wallpapering over the cracks.’

‘Huge bonus for your thoughts.’

‘Do you have a Republican option?’

‘We’re going to have to remove the whip, Tompkins.’

‘Boris Johnson’s got more lives than we have.’

‘It’s not minimalism – we can’t afford furniture.’

‘Can we afford to go anywhere yet?’

‘History? It’s over there – you’re on the wrong side.’

‘I’d like my upper lip stiffened.’

‘Rant’s due.’

‘So, the world ended and only we survived. Oh — and him.’

‘We’re having a “Bring your own boos” party.’