KJ Lamb

‘I feel so redundant.’

‘And the award for the best picket line goes to…’

‘I’ll have another pair.’

‘Waiter – there’s an “F”, an “L” and a “Y” in my alphabet soup.’

‘To be honest, the job’s soul-destroying.’

‘Oh Roger, you know how shellfish disagrees with me.’

‘Sun, sea, sand and sewage.’

‘The chicken’s off.’

‘Such good service. On time, and I got a seat.’

‘We’ve dropped the words “For richer…”’

‘I’m OK with the swearing bit.’

‘It’s a commemorative coin – to remind us of when we had money.’