KJ Lamb

The assent of man

‘Ooh — so does this mean we can stop hugging people again?’

‘Great to be out socialising again.’

‘Cash and Carrie’

‘We’re entering a boom period.’

‘We dropped the words “For richer”...’

Matter-of-fact finding mission

‘We’re so lucky this island is exactly two metres wide.’

‘It was OK when it was just the flags, Ron. But I’m getting worried.’

‘Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.’

‘If you’d like to join me downstairs, I shall be continuing my presentation there…’

‘Well I must get some rest — I’m on nights.’

‘No, you can’t have a note excusing you from PPE.’

Anti-snaxxer