Herneman

‘I wish the Russians would turn off our gas.’

‘He’s gaslighting us.’

‘Relax — we’ve hired consultants to look at the problem.’

‘I need to look something up. What’s the wifi password?’

‘I’d love to go on holiday, but I can’t bear to leave my owner in quarantine.’

‘How about install a load of Huawei kit then rip it out again?’