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More like Kyrsten Sinner? In September, a North Carolina woman, Heather Ammel, filed a suit in county court alleging that former Arizona senator and current crypto lobbyist Kyrsten Sinema had an affair with her husband Matthew while he served on her Senate security detail. That suit has since moved to federal court, so now the whole world knows what Cockburn
Fishing for clout James Fishback, a Republican primary candidate for Florida governor, is promising to institute a 50 percent tax on all income derived from the adult-content site OnlyFans if he’s elected. How he thinks this will get him elected is a mystery to Cockburn, as OnlyFans has a lot of fans, and also Florida
The soap opera that is Elon Musk’s personal life has taken a predictably Black Mirror turn. Ashley St. Clair, Elon’s most recent baby mama (to Cockburn’s knowledge), started complaining on X last week that people were using Grok, X’s AI tool, to create unauthorized sexually explicit images of her, including “Photos of me of 14 years old,
Americans hate to love, or love to hate, the country’s First Family, the Trumps, a melodramatic cast of characters that makes the Ewings, the Carringtons, the Bridgertons or the Roys seem small by comparison. But a gee-whiz protagonist for everyone has emerged in the persona of Kai Trump, the President’s granddaughter and the eldest daughter
President Trump offered Republican members of Congress a stand-up routine involving an imitation of transgender athletes lifting weights at the House GOP Member retreat earlier today. The President said that his wife “hates” when he does this and considers it “unpresidential.” “She said, ‘darling please, the weightlifting is terrible’,” the President recounts, before launching into his
Vivek unplugged Ohio Republican gubernatorial candidate Vivek Ramaswamy signaled virtue in the pages of the Wall Street Journal yesterday, claiming that he’s resolved to swear off social media entirely in 2026. “I’ll spend my newfound time listening to more voters in real-world Ohio, developing more policies to make our state affordable, and being more present with my family,” the
Cockburn stumbled into The Spectator’s New York office this morning afflicted with that annual January woe: the post-holiday blues. He was having a serious pout at his desk before he was chastened out of this gloom by his northern colleagues’ new neighbor: Nicolás Maduro. No one had a worse Christmas season than the deposed Venezuelan
“Why is Epstein the top issue in American life right now?” galaxy-brained columnist David Brooks wrote in the New York Times last month, while also comparing Epstein Files obsessives to QAnon followers. Well, maybe because the Files seem to touch all corners of our cosseted elite, to whom Brooks (and Cockburn) belong. But at least Cockburn, unlike
“Here ve go again” says Melania Trump to the camera at the start of the new trailer for MELANIA – a feature documentary on the First Lady from Jeff Bezos’s Amazon Studios. This House of Cards-style breaking of the fourth wall seems to promise a certain intrigue in the movie to come. The trailer, which is soundtracked an Amadeus-esque orchestral
Wilin’ out President Trump has an “alcoholic’s personality,” White House budget director Russell Vought is a “right-wing zealot” and Elon Musk microdoses ketamine, according to White House chief of staff Susie Wiles. Musk is “an odd, odd duck,” Wiles told Vanity Fair during an series of 11 – count ’em, eleven – interviews, “as I think geniuses are. You
What else explains his insensitive rant about the late Rob Reiner?
Plus: American Canto flops and a cornucopia of Christmas parties
Plus: Minnesota not-so-nice
Piers took on a prosecutorial mode, but Nick Fuentes made no attempt to hide his beliefs
Plus: A freezing and fraught World Cup draw in DC
He claimed that most gay men hate women because they hated their overbearing mothers
Plus: Are We Dating the Same Oysterman?
Lucky you, important person, there is still time to invite him
Tucker Carlson has a favorite stage persona: the last sane man in the world, now at the end of his tether
Plus: Candace in the crosshairs?
