Rise of the dimwit vodka dumpers
Passive news absorbers across the nation havenât been able to avoid this thing they heard about some guy named Poutine, whoâs, like, Russiaâs Orange Man, invading Ukraine, which is, like, a peaceful society of hunter-gatherers and supermodels who live harmoniously with nature, talk to animals, and invented Democracy. This is a super important, really bad thing. The Crane people have been forced to take up arms and defend their way of life. Now, Americans across social media are also stepping up to let you Cranes know theyâre paying attention, they care, and theyâre ready to strike back at the invaders. Yellow and blue are this seasonâs black square.