Alex Massie

Alex Massie

The Limits of Hefferism. (And of Ed Miliband)

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Anthony Wells sifts through IPSOS Mori's latest poll: For David Cameron, 30% of people like both him and his party, 39% like neither. 17% like Cameron but not his party, 7% like the Conservatives but not Cameron. Hence, in total Cameron is liked by 47% of people (down 6 since before the election) and the Conservatives by 37% (down 1) – while Cameron’s likeability has dropped somewhat since the election, he is still viewed considerable more positively than the party he leads. Emphasis added. Like everyone else, I'm an admirer of Simon Heffer's style (and he is sound on cricket too) but it might be worth remembering that his pro-Conservative, reliably anti-Cameron position seems to be a minority view that should not be thought more widespread than it seems to be.

Losing Control of Control Orders

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Well, this is another fine mess. You can do two sensible things with control orders: abolish them or keep 'em. The government has boldly tried to find a third way: keeping them but giving them a new name so people think that there's been some real change. In general there has not. If you were opposed to control orders I can't see how you can support TPIMS. And if you supported control orders then you can, I think, make a case that they were more effective, and certainly easier to explain, than their pseudo-replacement. So, heckuva job, Dave'n'Nick. You've come up with a "compromise" that is barely a compromise at all and leaves everyone unhappy.

Shocker! The Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead has no regard for the Constitution

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Most entertaining, this Gerry Adams business. He may deny that he is now the Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead but if he ain't then he hasn't resigned as an MP. And if he is a paid officer of the Crown he would seem to be playing fast and loose with the Irish constitution. This may not surprise you or anyone else. However the constitution plainly states: 40.2.2: 1: Titles of nobility shall not be conferred by the State. 2. No title of nobility or of honour may be accepted by any citizen except with the prior approval of the Government. Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead is probably noble enough to count as a title and certainly some kind of honour, even if mainly a ceremonial one.

Charlie Louvin 1927-2011

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Sad news. Charlie Louvin has died. Here's his New York Times obituary. And here he is with his brother Ira reminding us just why these Alabama boys were one of the great double acts in the history of American music.

An Unusually Unimportant State of the Union Address

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Last year I suggested that the State of the Union speech was an unexpectedly important moment for Barack Obama. Except in as much as it was needed to steady Democratic nerves frayed by Scott Brown's victory in Massachusetts, I don't think this was true. In part that's because I can't remember anything about it and had to remind myself what I thought of it at the time. So let's try something different this* year: this is an unusually unimportant State of the Union address. As Ezra Klein notes, these things rarely make much of a difference (they rarely confirm or reverse any prevailing media "narrative") and, in any case, the White House seems to have prepared the ground quite effectively this year.

The Brutal Bigotry of Low Expectations

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Bagehot has a properly righteous post lambasting teachers who complain that it's too difficult to teach their charges to read and write and count properly. A week later, a BBC Radio 4 phone-in programme, Any Answers, featured a pair of state school teachers, both with 30 years of experience, again pouring scorn on the dangerously “academic” bent of the English baccalaureate, and Mr Gove’s related desire to see a more rigorous syllabus in history, involving such things as learning a framework of important dates and events to give children a sense of the essential chronology of British and world history. Such history is never going to be relevant to many pupils, one of the teachers said. What do you mean by relevant, asked the radio presenter.

Pawlenty: The Movie!

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This is quite extraordinary. And in its way, rather fine. The contrast between this trailer and the reality of Tim Pawlenty's brand of blandish midwestern competence is itself entertaining. This suggests he'll run a campaign blending Top Gun with Independence Day plus the soundtrack of Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" speech. Which, of course, he won't. Still: Courage to Stand? Really? I know it's mandatory for politicians to make it sound as though they are only running for the leadership of the free world because, dang, someone has to be selfless enough to do the job but is anyone really fooled by these attempts to wrap ambition with nobility? Surely not.

Ed Balls is Having a Good Day

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Well, the government would have done better to read Fraser's response to the fall in GDP before they went and blamed much of the 0.5% decrease on the inclement weather. Cue "Wrong kind of snow" jokes everywhere. And, frankly, Tories would be laughing all the way to the nearest TV studio had Gordon Brown ever suggested something similar. Better, surely, to agree that the figures are disappointing but stress that they are the first and therefore somewhat provisional numbers that may well be revised in due course. Not a great line to sell but some days you take a beating and just make things worse by trying to wriggle out of it. But what this shows, I think, is how Labour have benefited from Mrs Alan Johnson's adventures.

GUBU Politics for the 21st Century

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At least in retrospect the Haughey era of GUBU governance had a certain measure of baroque absurdity which provided some amount of perverse entertainment. Mind you, that also followed a period of reckless mismanagement of the public finances. I think it was sometimes said on Wall Street that any time there came a cataclysm you could guarantee that Merrill Lynch would be there. So too with the Irish Republic: Fianna Fail is always there. But not, perhaps, for much longer. The present shambles must be the final unravelling of a once mighty party. Fianna Fail will elect a new leader - for whatever that bauble is worth these days - on Wednesday but Brian Cowen will remain as Taoiseach until the election.

Annual State of the Haggis Update

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By happy coincidence Barack Obama delivers the annual State of the Union address on Burns night this year. As usual we are being told that there will be no "laundry list" of policy recommendations and, as usual, we're likely to hear a laundry list of policy recommendations. This being so, what better platform could there be from which to announce that the United States will lift its unjust emargo on the importation of real haggis? You may remember that last year there were reports of Change We Can Believe In. Alas, these proved premature. American haggis-makers do their best but it turns out that the lungs are an important part of the noble haggis. They add a certain lightness. Or something. Without them a haggis may run to stodge all too easily.

David Cameron arranged Prince William’s Wedding to Distract Attention from his Plan to RAPE Britain

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Oh dear. That is to say, three cheers for this comedy post by the New Statesman's Laurie Penny. It turns out there is scarcely any limit to David Cameron's deviousness. I mean, consider all this: Over the next two and a half years, a full calendar of bread and circuses has been scheduled to keep the British public happy and obedient while the government puts its economic shock doctrine into effect. This year, it's the Wedding of Mass Distraction; next year it's the Diamond Jubilee and after that the Olympics. The timing is a gift for any government attempting to push through punitive and unpopular reforms - the chance to smother dissent with a dampened commemorative tea towel of pomp and circumstance.

Phoney Blair? On the contrary, Iraq was his most honest moment.

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Tony Blair's reappearance at the pointless Chilcot Inquiry - pointless because it won't change anyone's mind about anything or have any meaningful impact upon future policy - has at least permitted an interesting revision of the historical record. Rod Liddle sums this up in his typical pithy style: The more you read, the more you discover that it was Blair – entirely alone in the country – who wished to invade Iraq in 2003. The cabinet didn’t want to, even Blair’s cabal didn’t want to. Even Alastair Campbell had grave reservations. Everyone around him thought it wrong, or illegal, or both.

Saturday Night Country: Gram Parsons & Emmylou Harris

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There's a sad lack of Gram Parsons footage on Youtube. And what there is isn't of the greatest visual or audio quality. But we must make do with what we have and so here it is, the Streets of Baltimore in glorious black and white and filled with that old-time feeling... https://www.youtube.com/watch?

Nick Clegg is Right (About Local Government)

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An interesting story on local government reform in the Daily Mail: Nick Clegg is demanding councils be given the power to impose a massive range of new local taxes. Among the levies he suggests are for fuel, alcohol, office parking, landfill and even speeding. But the Liberal Democrat Deputy Prime Minister is being blocked by Eric Pickles, the Tory minister who is in charge of local government. Hard-pressed taxpayers – who have witnessed enormous council tax rises over the past decade, and are now struggling to cope with the effect of the recession – will be angry at any sign the Government is planning to impose additional local charges.

Rome is Even More Rotten than Dublin

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As you know, I'm not much of a Fianna Fail fan. But if there's any Irish institution that outperforms the ghastliness of the Soldiers of Destiny it's the Catholic Church. Here's the latest reminder of that: A letter to Ireland's Roman Catholic bishops has been revealed by the broadcaster RTE that contradicts the Vatican's frequent claim it has never instructed clergy to withhold evidence or suspicion of child abuse from police. The 1997 letter documents rejection of a 1996 Irish church initiative to help police identify paedophile priests.

Helping Australia

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William Hague is in Australia and the Foreign and Commonwealth Secretary has been tweeting bits and pieces about his visit: In Sydney for the AUKMIN discussions with our Australian counterparts. UK-Australia relationship going from strength to strength. Heading back to Sydney for events at British Chamber of Commerce, British Council and a big speech on foreign policy. No word yet on plans to announce a programme of batting and bowling and fielding aid to our beleaguered friends beneath the Southern Cross. No, this sort of thing won't get old for some time to come. At least not until the summer of 2013...

Department of Pots and Kettles: Dick Cheney Edition

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Jesus would weep: Former Vice President Dick Cheney . . .  said President Obama is likely to be a one-term president because his policies are unpopular with the public. “His overall approach to expanding the size of government, expanding the deficit, and giving more and more authority and power to the government over the private sector,” Mr. Cheney said in an interview with Jamie Gangel for NBC News. “Those are all weaknesses, as I look at Barack Obama. And I think he’ll be a one term President.” As David Boaz says, all that helped George W Bush win a second term, didn't it? (Albeit with an assist from John Kerry. Against that, remember how close John Kerry was to winning.

Is Andy Coulson Actually Any Good?

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It's natural for David Cameron and the rest of the Downing Street team to assume he is. There's a kind of confirmation bias at work since he's the man tasked with running the government's communications operation and if he weren't the best man for the job someone else would be doing it. Nevertheless, this stuff from Ben Brogan is a little startling. Ben brings us the view that Number 10 thinks Coulson is indispensible and that: I am told that he is viewed as one of the three most successful occupants of that post, the other two being Bernard Ingham and Alastair Campbell. If you want a measure of the esteem in which he is held by Dave and his Team, it is to hear them elevate Mr Coulson to membership of a trio with the other two recent big beasts to hold that role.

Annals of Ahistorical Bedwetting: Simon Jenkins Edition

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Amidst the usual stiff competition this week's palm for Most Abject Commentary goes to Sir Simon Jenkins for this truly miserable column on the aftermath and implications of the shootings in Tucson. It's not entirely clear what Jenkins is trying to say but since he writes that "Freedom can only flourish in a climate of discipline" and concludes with "If American politics is now going the way of wounding, not healing, it needs the tonic of order. It is the great paradox of democracy. Free speech cannot exist without chains" it seems reasonable to conclude he thinks some kind of Jenkins-friendly authoritarianism would be preferable to the vulgar, boorish, messy stuff that pollutes his internet connection every day.