Alex Massie

Alex Massie

Tales from the Big Society

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There are many fine letters in today's Daily Telegraph but this is my favourite: All quiet on the front SIR – Saturday was World Book Night. I would like to pass on what happened in Clacton-on-Sea that night. I was chosen as one of the “givers” and decided to give the book All Quiet on the Western Front. I wanted to give this title to pupils of the three senior schools in the area. The schools were informed that the “giving” would take place in the library, 3–5pm. I made myself available, waiting for the rush. Not one pupil or member of staff turned up for the book. That sums up what Clacton-on-Sea is all about.

Did Obama Ask Peter King to be his Ambassador to Ireland?

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Peter King, America's worst Congressman, is back in the news and just as loathsome as ever. No surprise there. This, however, is news to me and wholly surprising: After Obama was elected president, King got a call from Rahm Emanuel, the incoming chief of staff. "President-elect Obama would like you to be ambassador to Ireland," said Emanuel, according to King's recollection of the conversation. King said he thought hard about it over a long weekend, fantasizing about hosting his Irish relatives at the ambassador's 62-acre estate inside Dublin's Phoenix Park, where the Irish president also lives. But King declined the offer.

What’s So Bad About Rupert Murdoch?

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My esteemed colleage Nick Cohen dislikes disagreeing with the equally estimable James Forsyth and I dislike disagreeing with Nick in turn. But his comments on the decision not to block Rupert Murdoch's bid to purchase the 61% of BSkyB he did not already own seem unecessarily belligerent and, moreover, hyperbolic. Nick writes: The editors of every newspaper, television channel and radio station, with the exception of editors at News International, will be telling their hacks to go for Hunt. My colleagues will have a solid public interest justification for acting in their employers' interest because we will be punishing corruption so blatant a seven-year-old could see through it.

Holding Out for a Hero: GOP 2012 Edition

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An interesting survey from Conservative Home USA reports that the conservative intelligentsia - much of it DC-based - doesn't think much of the Republican party's presidential hopefuls. Asked to rank possible contenders across eight categories the only people to score highly are, wait for it, Chris Christie, Jeb Bush and Mitch Daniels. Keen-eyed readers will notice that Christie has been offering super-Shermanesque denials about running, Bush is, well, a Bush and Daniels is also ambivalent about entering the race. So who's left? A motley crew of people Conservative Home's panel of "insiders and influencers" consider less than ideal candidates.

Cameron’s Libyan Recklessness

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Is David Cameron a hawk or a dove? And how useful is that question anyway? I suspect the answers are "more of a hawk than not" and "not much". The Prime Minister has not, shall we say, been at his best vis a vis Libya. Then again, foreign policy is not his longest-suit as anyone who recalls his reckless - and pointless - response to the mini-crisis in South Ossettia. His Dash to Tbilisi was straight from the pages of the John McCain Foreign Policy Manual, substituting feel-good sloganising and photo ops for measured calculations of both the national interest and anything Britain could practically or usefully do. Something similar may be said of his call earlier this week for a No-Fly Zone across the skies above Libya.

Shrinking Britain is Good. So We Need Fast Trains.

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I can't decide whether Matthew Sinclair thinks High-Speed Rail too ambitious or not ambitious enough. I'm happy to share his scepticism towards the economic and jobs numbers put forward by the plans' backers but trust he will not be offended by the suggestion his own figures should be treated with comparable scepticism. Who knows what the impact will be? All estimates, on each side of the argument, involve hefty assumptions and some amount of guess-work. But when and why did we decide that we no longer need to spend money on infrastructure? At this rate there's a chance Britain will end up like the eastern seaboard of the United States: motorways as car-parks, slow trains and overcrowded skies. HSR is unlikely to be the solution to all these problems but it may be part of one.

Revolting Students Are Not Actually Freedom Fighters

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I think that nice Laurie Penny over at the New Statesman must actually be a conservative mole dedicated to undermining leftism from within. How else to explain this sort of stuff: The difference between Tahrir Square and Parliament Square is one of scale, but not of substance. Across the world, ordinary people are being denied a voice, shut out of work and education, having their dignity trashed. While armchair liberals express sympathy with protesters in the Middle East, workers and students in Britain have begun to express something far more powerful: solidarity. Solidarity, the watchword of this movement, hashtagged and chanted across the world, is not about pretending that there's no difference between a flashmob in London and a riot in Tripoli.

Ireland’s Greatest, Grandest Day

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On Friday Ireland threw away a chance of victory against Bangladesh, losing a game their bowlers had put them in a position to win. Chasing 205 on an oddly-paced pitch proved too much. And that's often the way: anything much more than 4 an over is asking a lot. So when England reached 327 today it seemed pretty clear that even though they only scored 70 from their final ten overs the England total should have been more than enough to handle anything Ireland could throw at them. Time to rethink that theory. Time too to rethink the pecking order of the greatest moments in Irish cricketing history. Victories over the West Indies and Pakistan were grand affairs but not half so sweet or astonishing as this magnificent performance against the English.

Who’s Afraid of Fast Trains?

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Reading Brother Blackburn's post on high-speed rail I was, I admit, surprised to find so many Coffee House commenters backing the project. I had - unworthily! - assumed most would be against it. And if HSR stops at Birmingham I would oppose it too. Indeed, I think that if HSR is to go ahead it needs to reach Scotland as well as Manchester and Leeds while another line should link Cardiff and Bristol with London too. David suggests that the idea of a Tory-led government ignoring local protests against HSR offends the "the gentle trinity of localism, decentralisation and the big society" and of course he has a point. Nevertheless, there are some infrastructure projects that can only be led by central government and in which utilitarian considerations must play a large, even dominant, role.

Mau-Mauing Obama and Nodding to the Birthers

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As the candidate most likely to aver that the stars really are "God's daisy chain" Mike Huckabee is already the Madeleine Bassett of the not-yet-officially-existing Republican Presidential campaign. That's enough reason to wish him ill. Now there's more: beneath that jovial southern-aw-shucks exterior lurks a Class A Idiot. From a recent radio interview: MALZBERG: Don't you think it's fair also to ask him, I know your stance on this. How come we don't have a health record, we don't have a college record, we don't have a birth cer - why Mr. Obama did you spend millions of dollars in courts all over this country to defend against having to present a birth certificate. It's one thing to say, I've -- you've seen it, goodbye.

OK Enda, What Are You Going To Do Now?

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They're still counting the results of the Irish election but it's clear that, as expected, the story of the day is Fianna Fail's collapse. Enda Kenny, who's not half as youthful as he looks (he's the Father of the House and has been a TD since 1975), will be Taoiseach but the election of 75 or so Fine Gael TD's should not be taken as much of an endorsement of Fine Gael's policies, far less as support for fiscal austerity or, frankly, much else. Fianna Fail has mislaid half a million votes since they won 78 seats on 41% of the vote in 2007. Fianna Fail's vote has collapsed to 17% of first preferences. Those votes have been more or less equally divided between Fine Gael, Labour and Independents (some of whom are lapsed or disgruntled Fianna Fail men).

Ireland and the Kubler-Ross Model of Grief

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Irish Policeman Ronan McNamara and presiding electoral officer Hugh O'Donnell carry the ballot box from the ferry on Inishfree Island, off the Donegal coast of Ireland. It will not surprise you that Myles na Gopaleen had it right: The majority of the members of the Irish parliament are professional politicians, in the sense that otherwise they would not be given jobs minding mice at the crossroads. Sadly Myles does not tell us if there would be comely maidens dancing at the crossroads too but there you go. Today's Irish election is a queer thing indeed. Many observers have commented on a surprising lack of fury given the scale of the financial burden that must be borne these next ten or more years.

Who Does David Cameron Want to See Win in Scotland?

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That's the question Jeff Breslin asks at Better Nation and, as a bonus, he gets the answer right too: Alex Salmond. In truth, it's not a difficult question no matter how one approaches it. From a governance perspective the SNP have been modestly underwhelming. This still represents a major advance from the days of the Labour-Lib Dem coalition that preceded them. Nor is there any reason to hope for anything this time around from a Labour party actively hostile to anything that might even be mistaken for a fresh idea. On those grounds alone, a Labour minority ministry in Edinburgh is a dreary prospect. The Scottish elections in May are likely - nay bound! - to be interpreted in a UK context by much of the London press. They shouldn't be but they will be.

A Message from the Irish Political Party

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Courtesy of RTE's The Eleventh Hour. As the lads say, "Mistakes have been made. But in the right hands the mistakes of the past can be a valuable asset in excusing the mistakes of the future." Thanks to the many friends and readers who pointed this out. More from Ireland to come. And sorry for light-posting here. This is due to a) idleness, b) the need to read a book I am reviewing c) watching Colonel Gaddafi and d) organising a trip to Dublin.

Endgame in Libya?

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Who the hell knows and who can tell what might follow if the Gaddafi regime really does collapse? On Sunday night there were all manner of rumours swirling through cyberspace. Some said the Mad Colonel was fleeing to Venezuela. So far that does not seem to be the case. Nor does the speech given by Gaddafi's son Saif last night offer much encouragement. We are in front of two choices, we can reform now, this is an historic moment, without it there will be nothing for decades. You will see worse than Yugoslavia if we don't choose the first option. Gaddafi is not Mubarak or Ben Ali, a classical ruler, he is a leader of a people. 10,000s of Libyans are coming to defend him...Libyans are coming to support Gaddafi. The army is also there, it will play a big part whatever the cost.

All-Live vs All-Dead

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Jonathan Bernstein has a jolly post attempting to select a squad of baseball players who are still alive to take on Babe Ruth and his comrades on the All-Dead team in some kind of hypothetical celestial match-up. This is the kind of parlour game that can't be left to baseball alone. So here's an effort to do the same with cricket: All-Dead XI: 1 Jack Hobbs 2 Victor Trumper 3 Don Bradman 4 Wally Hammond 5 George Headley 6 W.G Grace (Capt) 7 Keith Miller 8 Godfrey Evans (wkt) 9 Malcolm Marshall 10 Bill O'Reilly 11 S.F Barnes The batting, frankly, pretty much picks itself. I'd questioned selecting the Doctor on the grounds that nineteenth century cricket - complete with his own, outdated even then, round-arm bowling - is so different that meaningful comparisons are hard to make.

America is Talking to the Taliban

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This is likely to shake things up. Steve Coll, who tends to be pretty impeccably sourced, reports in the New Yorker that Washington has begun to talk to the Taliban: Last year, however, as the U.S.-led Afghan ground war passed its ninth anniversary, and Mullah Omar remained in hiding, presumably in Pakistan, a small number of officials in the Obama Administration—among them the late Richard Holbrooke, the special representative for Afghanistan and Pakistan—argued that it was time to try talking to the Taliban again. Holbrooke’s final diplomatic achievement, it turns out, was to see this advice accepted. The Obama Administration has entered into direct, secret talks with senior Afghan Taliban leaders, several people briefed about the talks told me last week.

Saturday Morning Country: The Flying Burrito Brothers

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There seems to be a sad shortage of Burrito* footage on Youtube but you can see them, quality Nudie Suits and all, in this video accompanying the great Sin City: *In his lovely book No News At Throat Lake Lawrence Donegan, now the Guardian's golf correspondent, but once upon a time bassist for Lloyd Cole and the Commotions has a great story of how a ticketless Lawrence tried to gain admittance to one of Lloyd Cole's comeback gigs in Dublin. He fails to melt the heart of some Dublin bouncing-jobsworth despite claiming, accurately, "But, but.... I used to be a Commotion". Good as that is, imagine how great it would be to be able to say "But, but.... I used to be a Burrito"?

Unions vs Government: Wisconsin Edition

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Something is happening in Wisconsin*. I don't think I've ever noticed that before. Nevertheless, there are aspects of the show down between Governor Scott Walker (Republican) and the public sector unions that may become familiar over here too. The details* of the dispute in the Badger State need not concern us unduly - though James Joyner has a good round-up - save to observe that the combination of deficits, a conservative administration and unhappy unions is hardly limited to Wisconsin. David Cameron's government will face its own union-led challenges soon enough. Nor do I think it terribly surprising that Barack Obama has backed the unions. So I'm a little surprised that as urbane a commentator as Clive Crook is surprised by this.