Alex Massie

Alex Massie

Make them drink mineral water

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Perhaps the only thing odder than the enthusiasm — found only in some small part of the Tory party — for Prime Minister Osborne is the Conservative belief in Prime Minister Boris. Where this odd faith comes from, no man can quite say. But it exists and I suppose, like other quackery, is good fun until someone gets hurt. The London Mayor has been in New York and likes what he sees there. Mike Bloomberg, he suggests, should run for President! If nothing else this should remind you that Boris's political judgment is, well, eccentric. Boris, you see, is much impressed by Bloomberg's determination to outlaw the selling and purchasing of super-sized buckets of fizzy pop.

Miliband plays the national identity game

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Ed Miliband's speech last week, in which he grappled with questions of Britishness, identity and Unionism, was a worthy effort. By which you will grasp that it was also, in the end, not quite good enough. The Labour leader spoke as though he had only recently appreciated — or had brought to his attention — that national identity on these islands is often a matter of choice and that — insert obligatory Whitman reference here, please — many people have multiple, layered identities that may, at times, even seem to contradict one another. Gosh, you think?   And, alas, he foundered in the Q&A when he told one inquisitor: ‘People can be Scottish and British, it's OK. And if they feel primarily Scottish that's fine too.

Who Will Rid Cameron of His Part-Time Chancellor?

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I commend Fraser's most recent post on our part-time Chancellor of the Exchequer. But even my flabber was gasted (or my gast flabbered) by this paragraph: Being Chancellor in a recession is a very tough job. Osborne’s predecessors are amazed at the time he has to spend politicking across departments. I’m told that he is heading the campaign to defeat Salmond in a Scottish referendum, taking on yet another job to add to his other one of chief strategist. Emphasis added. There is no reason to doubt Fraser's information and assuming, as I do, he is correct one must wonder if Mr Osborne finds being Chancellor of the Exchequer - during a double-dip recession no less - too boring a job for a man of his restless mind and infinite political wisdom?

The SNP Beat a Retreat

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Political stocks can go down as well as up. Shares in Alex Salmond are hardly slumping right now but they're off their peak and flat-lining. The market is becalmed. Perhaps the launch of the independence referendum campaign will reinvigorate the First Minister but it also carries the risk - unavoidable for sure, but still a risk - that concentrating attention on independence will remind voters that the SNP is, at heart, a single-issue party. And single-issue parties tend to run into trouble.  There is a theory that the SNP have over-extended themselves. Even though they still hold more council seats than Labour (and so could claim their local election "failure" has been exagerrated) they still contrived to lose the "expectations game" earlier this month.

The Queen Does Not Inspire; That’s a Feature Not a Bug

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Can't republicans do better than this? If keeping quiet and cutting ribbons is all we can expect of our head of state then perhaps we can agree she's done well -- but surely we can expect more. As a national figurehead and leading public figure the queen has utterly failed to do anything of note or worth. After 60 years who can quote a famous speech or point to a moment of crisis or celebration when the queen offered leadership and inspiration? For all the failures of the monarchy -- in principle, practice and in political terms -- the queen and the institution offer little in return but an empty chair where an inspiring national figure could have stood.  That's Graham Smith, Chief Neep at Republic, writing for CNN.

Obama’s Polish Blunder

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In Washington, as Andrew Sullivan reminds us, a gaffe is when a politician inadvertently blurts out what they actually believe. It is always occasion for equal measures of embarrassment and entertainment. So, no, Barack Obama's reference to a "Polish death camp" was not a gaffe. Worse than that, it was a blunder. Not of malice but of carelessness or ignorance but not much better for that. To recap: Obama was awarding the Medal of Freedom (posthumously) to Jan Karski when he said this: "Jan served as a courier for the Polish resistance during the darkest days of World War II. Before one trip across enemy lines, resistance fighters told him that Jews were being murdered on a massive scale and smuggled him in to the Warsaw Ghetto and a Polish death camp to see for himself.

Tom Watson’s Strange Sheridan Obsession

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I see that, following Andy Coulson's detention as part of a police investigation into perjury at the Tommy Sheridan, er, perjury trial,  Tom Watson MP is up to his old tricks. To wit: After the detention of Coulson, Tom Watson MP reiterated his claim that Sheridan’s perjury conviction was "unsound". He said: "Tommy Sheridan was convicted on an eight to six verdict of a jury in a Scottish court. Mr Sheridan lost his liberty and is still the subject of restrictions on his movement. "The detention of Andy Coulson further highlights why Mr Sheridan’s conviction was unsound. It is now abundantly clear that members of the jury were not in full possession of the facts.

George Osborne, Poker Player

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May God protect me from my friends. That, I suggest, should be George Osborne's reaction to Ben Brogan's Telegraph column this morning. As best I can tell, it's supposed to be a supportive piece, reflecting on the Chancellor's efforts to rediscover his mojo in the aftermath of his justifiably poorly-received budget. If so, then, with friends like these...  Consider Brogan's opening salvo: Optimism comes easily to George Osborne. In the face of adversity he chooses to smile with the confidence of a politician who relishes a challenge. There is something of the high-stakes poker player about the Chancellor, a keen student of the Lyndon Johnson Texas school of hard-nosed politics. He prefers long odds and a winner-takes-all throw of the dice.

Doc Watson, 1923-2012

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 Another of the grand old men of country and bluegrass music has picked his last. Doc Watson has died, aged 89. Here he is with Earl Scruggs at Doc's place some years back.

Weak, Weak, Weak

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So the government is appeasing pie-eaters today. And caravan owners. In one sense this is unsurprising since increasing taxes on items perceived to be enjoyed chiefly by the working-class is rarely a popular move and, in terms of presentation, especially awkward for a government most of whose ministers are from wealthy backgrounds. Nevertheless, this u-turn is probably a mistake.  It is another reminder that this government can be bullied. We saw that when perfectly sensible plans to sell state-owned trees were abandoned and we see it again now. Like pies and caravans, the proposed forestry sell-off was a relatively trivial matter rebuffed by, in that instance, a largely urban, largely middle-class alliance of pseudo-green campaigners.

Villains of the Financial Crisis? Neoconservatives, of course…

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Fulminating against the government's economic policies, the Observer complained recently that: For a generation, business and finance, cheered on by US neoconservatives and free market fundamentalists, have argued that the less capitalism is governed, regulated and shaped by the state, the better it works. Markets do everything best – managing business and systemic risk, innovating, investing, organising executive reward – without the intervention of the supposed dead hand of the state and without any acknowledgement of wider social obligations. Gosh, is there nothing that can't be blamed on those dastardly neoconservatives? I suppose the term has now been detached from its original meaning and is instead a catch-all label for nasty right-wingers.

10 Pretty Unpersuasive Reasons for Scottish Independence

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This week the SNP will launch their campaign for Scottish independence. Or, rather, it's the official beginning of what they term the 'Yes' campaign. Prefacing this, Joan McAlpine uses her column in the Daily Record to list ten reasons why Scots should endorse independence. It is an interesting list, not least because McAlpine, who is close to Alex Salmond, is one of the higher-profile SNP MSPs and someone to whom it is always worth paying attention. This is her list: 1. An independent Scotland would be the sixth wealthiest country on earth. According to the OECD, apparently. It's the Black Gold, silly. This is a very dubious statistic.

Will Obama Dump Biden for Hillary?

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Mike Tomasky enters the Veepstakes with a variation on a well-worn theme: Will Barack Obama replace Joe Biden with Hillary Clinton? This is a Question To Which The Answer Is No. To be fair Tomasky, whose piece is supported by a single shoogly opinion poll showing Romney leading Obama amongst women voters, all but admits it's a close-to-garbage notion: The one question is this: How is it justified publicly? This is one of those situations when you just obviously can’t tell the truth. The truth is: With Clinton, we win in a near-landslide, and with Biden, it’s iffy, and we want to win.

Why are London Schools so Good?

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Or, rather, why do children from poorer backgrounds do so much better in London than they do in other parts of England? That's a question Chris Cook asks, almost as an afterthought, at the conclusion of a post that, to my untrained eye, makes a good case for ignoring much of the attractive* nostalgia for grammar schools. That is, grammar schools are grand for some of those who get in but, looking at a wider picture, they do much less (these days anyway) to promote social mobility than their advocates claim they do. Or, simply, poorer pupils do worse in Kent (a representative grammar school county) than they do in London (which does not have grammar schools).

Labour’s Disingenuous Flirtation with an EU Referendum

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Apparently the Labour leadership is considering making a commitment to hold an In or Out referendum on British membership of the EU sometime in the next parliament. Guido says this would be "opportunistic, calculated and brilliant". Well, he would say that wouldn't he? He would, I think, quite like to see Britain leave the EU. Of course the Better Off Outers would welcome Labour's conversion to an In or Out plebiscite. But since Labour remain, I believe, a Better Off In party it's a mystery why they would wish or risk a referendum that can only - by dint of just asking the question - increase the likelihood that Britain might actually leave the EU. Why would any sensible leader risk that?  A sensible leader would not.

The Lockerbie Affair is Not Over

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The death of Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi, the only person convicted for their part in the Lockerbie Bombing, is a matter of some relief. It marks the end of one part of an affair from which few of the protagonists graduate with credit. As this is Lockerbie, however, you can expect the conspiracy fires to burn for some time yet.  As far as Megrahi's release is concerned I continue to believe cock-up rather more probable than conspiracy. Alex Salmond was stretching his case to breaking point yesterday when he pointed out that Megrahi had at least died of the prostate cancer with which he had been diagnosed. See, he really was ill! Aye, well, nevertheless had it been supposed Megrahi could endure for another three years he would not have been released at all.

Mitt Romney’s Invisibility Strategy

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 Joe Klein complains that the Republican nominee is being beastly to the press.  Mitt Romney is clearly a candidate terrified by his own mouth. What other explanation for his campaign’s extreme efforts to prevent reporters from asking him questions? I know that there isn’t much public sympathy for journalistic whining – including my own occasional, stupid laments – about the lack of access. But Romney’s staff has clearly taken this to a new level, preventing reporters from even watching the candidate’s mini-town meeting with middle-class voters at one stop. Given how grim these events tend to be (and how repetitive life is on the campaign trail) one might think being excluded from Romney's events a blessing.

I See No Ships

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There are times when the SNP's attempts to persuade us that there are no regrettable consequences to Scottish independence cross the line between worthy and absurd. The future of shipbuilding on the Clyde is one such case. According to the nationalists the suggestion that the Royal Navy (or what is left of it) might be less likely to place orders with Scottish yards is just the usual "scaremongering" put about by Unionist parties that want to put the frighteners on braw and brave Caledonia.  Aye right. It is, of course, true that an independent Scotland might have modest shipbuilding needs. True too that the Clyde yards, if they remained open, could bid for international business.

An Epidemic of Not Scoring

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Watching Andy Coulson answer the Leveson inquiry's questions with a dead bat yesterday, the likes of Robert Shrimsley and Tim Montgomerie tweeted that viewing Coulson testify was akin to watching Chris Tavaré bat. Those of you who remember Tavaré will appreciate that this was not meant altogether kindly. This will not do. I concede that as a child no cricketer infuriated me more than Tavaré. He seemed to me, then, to be some kind of anti-cricketer, forever forgetting that scoring runs - preferably with style - was a batsman's chief objective. I fear I disliked poor Tavaré as keenly as ever any gum-chewing Australian did. There was, after all, so much to dislike.